- Bile Fascination
- Critical Research Failure: Many of the site's articles suffer from this, but this one on Taylor Swift takes the cake. For starters:
- It portrays Swift as a Ms. Fanservice and claims that, in making the video for "Fearless", she "[lied] down on the floor, [rolled] around while wearing a negligee for some pervert's camera to film, and then put it on MTV for the world to see" when, in fact, the most suggestive part of the video is a shirtless man that appears for no more than three seconds.
- It cites a Scripture verse claiming that miniskirts are sinful, despite the fact that Swift has never been seen wearing one.
- It claims that "She's only successful because she's young, attractive and willing to strip virtually naked for the camera, period!" Cracked of all people got this right.
- It says that Miley Cyrus is primarily a country musician (again, wrong).
- Even Evil Has Standards: Despite his teachings of a wrathful angry God, he slams the theology of hyper calvinism, which basically states that God created people for hell.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: The author, David J. Stewart maintains that, despite his fire-and-brimstone preaching and extreme beliefs, he loves all people and wants them to go to Heaven more than anything.
- Paranoia Fuel: Most of the site, really.
- So Bad It's Good: The site hates everything including rock music, Catholics, atheists, public schools, Alister Crowley, women wearing pants, the New International Version Bible and pretty much everyone and everything not his own denomination. It looks like it was designed by a schizophrenic.
- They Just Didn't Care: If you made a Drinking Game out of it, you would probably die.
- Unfortunate Implications: Many of its articles give off misogynist vibes.
- That's an Understatement. Just look at this.
- What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?: Grotesque imagery, anti-homosexual propaganda, Paranoia Fuel and surprisingly strong language for a religious site (Selena Gomez of all people is described as a "whore-brat") abound.