K 9/Funny

• Basically anytime Starkey and Darius get into it. This example from the second episode:

Starkey: You've actually stumbled on the entrance. Darius: What do you mean, stumbled? Starkey: You fell through a wall. Darius: Pushed. Pushed through a wall, while searching. Starkey: If you were searching, why'd you call for help? Darius: ... It wasn't me. Starkey: What do you mean, it wasn't you? There's no one else here! Darius: I can't explain what you hear. Starkey: Oh, so a sewer rat called for help? Daruis: I dunno. Was its' name Starkey?

• Starkey and Jorjie mouthing along to K9's "This unit is not a dog" speech during The Cambridge Spy.
• Darius: Hey, your flies are undone!

CCPCS: (check their flies; Darius escapes) June: (Exasperated) You don't have flies...

• Starkey winding up Thorne during a Department open Day.

Thorne: Before we begin, let me run through a few rules. There will be no stragglers. There will be no questions during the tour... Starkey: Can we ask questions after the tour? Thorne: I said no questions. Starkey: Does this count as a question? Thorne: ...grow up, Starkey.

• Darius and the adled CPPC.

Birdie: Request permission to borrow toothbrush. Darius: You don't have any teeth! Birdie: ...request permission to borrow teeth.