Karate Bears

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Karate Bears is a whimsical, whacky comic about Karate Bears. It exists as: part gag-a-day comic, part linguistic adventure, part daily journal for creator T.J. Baldwin.

Tropes used in Karate Bears include:

• Atlas Pose: Here one is illustrating Ayn Rand's book.

• Ax Crazy: Karate Bears are pretty fond of axes.
• Barehanded Blade Block: Karate Bears actually take the knife by the blade, spin it around and use it to attack the attacker in this one
• Batter Up: Karate Bears understand the usefulness of a baseball bat
• Big Brother Instinct: Karate Bears are often bullies themselves but also hate bullies
• Big Red Button: Karate Bears: Finger on the big red Button blows up the car the badguy/goodguy just got into.
• Booby Trap: Karate Bears have the ability to actually detect such traps. Like in Dungeons and Dragons.
• Blood Bath: Karate Bears like taking baths in the blood of the innocent.
• Cartoon Cheese: Karate Bears love cartoony looking cheese
• Cartoon Juggling:In this Karate Bears clip, he is arc juggling all his responsibilities.
• Cats Are Mean: Karate Bears have a sidekick Kat who is very cruel on occasion.
• Cats Are Superior: Karate Bears have a pet Karate Kat who is badass. here he is taking on 4 large dogs This one is also really badass: Kitty Kat smoking
• Caught with Your Pants Down — Karate Bears will cause this to happen.
• Chain of People: Karate Bears literally make a chain of people... violently.
• Counting Sheep: Karate Bears actually count sheep in the morning for Breakfast!
• Deadly Disc: They use saw blades
• De Bris: Karate Bears can perform a Bris
• Devil's Advocate: Karate Bears actually advocate for the devil's advocate!
• David Versus Goliath: Karate Bears are generally the larger combatant but not always.
• Does This Make Me Look Fat?: Karate Bears do not fall for this one.
• Dragon Rider: Karate Bears ride dragons too!
• The Emperor: Karate Bears have a very SMALL empire.
• Erotic Dream: There is an odd romantic erotic fantasy dream in in Karate Bears: but i guess it takes all kinds.click here
• Eye Beams: This guy from Karate Bears Webcomic has eye beams
• Faceless Masses: T.J. Baldwin from Karate Bears likes crowd scenes but sometimes doesn't have time to do all the faces and stuff.
• Follow Your Nose: They can smell your BBQ
• Foot Popping double foot pop!
• Four-Fingered Hands: Karate Bears usually have 4 fingers
• Gigantic Gulp: Karate Bears Gulp Big.
• Gladiator Games: in Karate Bears a guy Gladiates to save a lady.
• Interspecies romance: This is a HUGE theme in Karate Bears. here are some examples. A B C
• "Jump Off a Bridge" Rebuttal: Karate Bears actually do jump off a bridge.
• Jumping on a Grenade: Karate Bears jump on grenades if they want to.
• Literally Loving Thy Neighbor: Karate Bears totally have a crush on the neighbor.
• Mortal Wound Reveal: Karate Bears rarely lose and this is why
• Murder by Cremation: Karate Bears use a dude named pete to heat their home.
• Night Vision: Karate Bears have have infrared vision
• Nonverbal Miscommunication: This Karate Bears guy probably won't get any of these girls to go out with him. No matter what he actually says.
• Not in Kansas Anymore: Karate Bears are not in kansas any more.
• The Peeping Tom: Karate Bears peep.
• Pegasus: Karate Bears are man enough to admit that they ride pegasi over rainbows
• Pieta Plagiarism: Karate Bears need a mop.
• Playing Hard to Get: hard to get
• Plunger Detonator: In Karate Bear: the hero rigs explosives and an election at the same time!
• Police Lineup: Karate Bears don't care, they just pick everybody.
• Porn Stash — In Karate Bears one guy shows his Playboy Stash to some girls who thought they were going to make out!
• Shameful Strip: Karate Bears will do it if they have to.
• Safecracking: KB krack safes
• Web Comics: A List of Karate Bears Shout Outs
• Sideboob: In a Karate Bears dream sequence, a lady with Sideboob rides bareback.
• Single Mom Stripper: This would be a Single Dad Stripper but i think it still applies
• Sistine Steal: Karate Bears are not interested.
• Smoking Gun: Karate Bears found the smoking gun
• Smoking Hot Sex: Karate Bears still smoke after sex even if it's a little old fashioned.
• Sociopathic Soldier: The guy in this Karate Bears "distinguishes" himself on the battlefield by mangling and eating an enemy
• The Southpaw: Karate Bears have a hell of a left hook!
• Talking in Bed: Karate Bears talk to their girlfriends in bed
• Technology Marches On — Karate Bears used to work on those giant computers.
• Unnecessary Combat Roll: Karate Bears love doing unnecessary flip/flops before doing most activities.
• Unwanted Harem: Karate Bears love women, but not one woman in particular.
• When I Was Your Age: Karate Bears used to have to have to walk to school through all types of weather and 10 miles and there were even scorpions!
• Wrong Side of the Tracks: These guys are from the wrong side of the tracks for sure!