Katanas Are Just Better/Quotes

There's nothing more reliable than a Japanese sword, is there? —Saito Hajime, Rurouni Kenshin

Hey, that was an unbreakable kawajiri blade! ...ok, refund on the unbreakable part, but it was still shiny and cool! —Deadpool

TG: brought my phone and i also took my awesome katana with me in case things get too hot to handle TG: and they always do EB: you mean that cheap piece of shit you have on your wall? TG: FU TG: its sharp and its awesome and its a sword TG: end of story —Homestuck

Oh, what is it with you sword guys and talking about how cool your swords are? —Brock Samson, The Venture Bros

4chan /tg/ copypasta "Katanas are Underpowered in d20"

All the best stuff is made in Japan. —description of the Katana, Dungeons of Dredmor