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Dave: Damn! I rolled a one.

B.A.: A one? Excellent! That gives me a chance to use the new Critical Mass rolls I just picked up.
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As you can see I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Warwick Davis in the film Leprechaun granted wishes. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for Call of Cthulhu. You haven't lived until you've had a character go mad because he saw a nightgaunt sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the Necronomicon.

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Your bodies will remain undiscovered for (roll roll roll) 82 centuries!
Jason Fox, FoxTrot
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This brings up the first issue I have with D&D: There is no hope for you if you exist in this world. Nothing can be trusted. If the game master wants to kill you, you're dead.
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Black Mage: You ever get the feeling that the universe is a vast, impersonal emptiness that exists only to hurt you?

Red Mage: Yes. It's how we know the DM is doing his job.
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Changing the engine of a campaign while the car is in motion is a tough sell, which is why the hiatus gives us some opportunities to approach these concerns in a broad way.

You will note that the blade of a guillotine is also broad.
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