Little Mosque on the Prairie/Funny

• Baber having an issue with his daughter's clothes:

Baber: "You look like a Protestant!" Layla: "Don't you mean prostitute?" Baber: "No! I mean Protestant!"

• During a heated argument, Baber tries to get Rayyan to move and ends up almost shoving her (note that they both regard touching non-family-members of the opposite sex as being a major taboo):

Rayyan: "You can't touch me!" Baber: [backs off, looking shocked] "A thousand apologies, sister Rayyan! [[[Beat]]] Somebody get me a stick to poke her with..."

• From 6x01:

Yusef: "You have colorful pillows!"

• "Dating Game" - the whole episode.
• To Amaar, after Rayyan checked Baber's temperature.

Baber: "Your wife just tried to get to second base with me."