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 Optimus Prime Potimus Prime: "Don't be afraid" said

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Optimus to R2 "I'll help you!" and Optimus bowels lights got on. Everything wwas iluminated and R2 really saw what it really was. A beautifully adorned rectum, full of portraits of Prime's human friends that already visited the place. [[Crowning Moment of Funny A camera apppeared from a wall and photographed R2-D2, and immediatelly put a portrait of him on a the bowel wall.]]

[[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/fan_fiction_friday_optimus_prime_and_princess_leia.php Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh]] is a Transformers/StarWars fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.

The plot starts with Optimus Prime Potimus Prime (leader of the "Autoboys") being captured by Megatron Egatro to be the "finaceer" for his death satellite, and sold to Jabba Jobba the Hutt and used as a Sex Slave in a show with Princess Leia and R2-D2. During the story, R2-D2 ends up finding out that Potimus has Disneyland in his ass, and Jar-Jar's dong is attached to Potimus' metallic dong, causing Potimus and Leia to fall in love, but Potimus leaves for Earth.

True to Comics Nix form, [[Rouge Angles of Satin every other word is spelled wrong]], the sex ping-pongs from [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex insane nonsense]] to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.

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  • Biggus Dickus: Potimus Prime's 6 foot long, 40 inches around dong is

made of lead and gold.

want to keep flipping burgers for a living. Also qualifies as OOC to the max, much like any story by Comics Nix.

Potimus is a GIANT EFFING ROBOT!

"costumers" throw tomatoes and lettuce.

the term phimosis accurately. Seriously.

Earth?!

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