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- Brodie's steadily increasing rage about the kid on the escalator.
I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues! |
- Brodie Bruce, quote machine: "I woulda made a sexy chick!"
- Brodie's rant about being stuck in the past while walking backwards and the inevitable payoff.
Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder* |
- Jay and Silent Bob, avenging Brodie (wrongly), beat the crap out of the Easter Bunny in front of an army of children.
- Everything involving the topless three-nippled psychic.
TS: You have a third nipple? |
- Pretty much the entire gameshow sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.
- Any time Jay draws a blueprint, and any time they try to carry it out.
Jay: Fly fatass! Fly! |
- Shannon Hamilton tried to screw someplace very uncomfortable once.
Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon? |
- Everybody but poor Willam black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.