Mayfield/Characters

The Mayor

• Authority Equals Asskicking
• Decoy Leader
• The Dragon - To Lucy.
• Expy - Looks an awful lot like Dr. Phil...
• Ho Yay - With Grady.
• Obstructive Bureaucrat
• Permanent Elected Official - Except for that one event where the Milkman got voted in.
• Punch Clock Villain
• Ultimate Authority Mayor

Police Chief Grady

• Authority Equals Asskicking
• The Brute
• The Dragon - To the Mayor.
• Ho Yay - With the Mayor.
• Killer Cop
• Police Brutality
• Punch Clock Villain

The Milkman

• Ambiguously Evil
• Arc Words - "Don't drink the milk."
• Ax Crazy
• Brainwashed and Crazy - What happens to characters he drones.
• Enigmatic Minion
• Evil Genius
• Foe Yay - With the Postman.
• Hidden Agenda Villain
• Jerkass
  • Jerk with a Heart of Jerk
• Manipulative Bastard
• Wild Card

The Postman

• Ax Crazy
• Enigmatic Minion
• Equivalent Exchange
• Foe Yay - With the Milkman.
• Jerkass
• The Sixth Ranger

The Librarian

• Plot-Relevant Age-Up
• Scary Librarian - Don't ruin the books.
• Shrinking Violet
• Younger Than They Look - Hinted at in the April Fool's event.

Sergei Smirnov

• Brainwashed
• Identity Amnesia
• Red Scare
• Renegade Russian
• Rogue Agent

Phil

• Badass Grandpa
• Brown Note
• Evil Old Folks
• Older Than They Look

Barbie

• Everything's Worse with Bears
• Hello, Nurse!
• Human Resources
• Lethal Chef
• Older Than They Look
• The Tease
• To Serve Man

John Smith

• Mr. Smith
• Standard Fifties Father
• What Happened to the Mouse?

Jack Smith

• Mr. Smith
• Standard Fifties Father

Jane Smith

• Housewife
• Identity Amnesia
• Laser-Guided Amnesia
• Stepford Smiler
• The Woobie

Billy Smith

• The Dark Chick
• Jerkass Facade
• Kids Are Cruel
• Obfuscating Stupidity
• Older Than They Look - Maybe. Same case as with the Librarian.
• Stepford Smiler

Lucy Smith

• Big Bad
• Can't Get in Trouble For Nuthin'
• Creepy Child - Dear god, and how.
• Dark Magical Girl
• Deliberately Cute Child
• Dissonant Serenity
• Expy - Of Dr. Braun from Fallout3
• Faking the Dead
• The Girl Behind The Man
• Kids Are Cruel
• Light Is Not Good - Why Lucy, what pretty blonde hair you ha-- Oh. Oh. Oh good god.
• Really Seven Hundred Years Old
• Tyke Bomb
• Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds
• Yandere
• Zen Survivor

Your Family

• Creepy Child
• Designated Parents
• Happily Married
• Housewife
• No Blood Ties
• Nuclear Family
• Standard Fifties Father
• Stepford Smiler