Min-Maxing/Quotes

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Black Mage: That plan is stupid, and so is your face.

Red Mage: Ah, that is one of the unfortunate drawbacks for those with low charisma.

—Eight Bit Theater

I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purposes.

—Celia, The Order of the Stick

I will stop referring to the Power Gamer as MinMaximus.

—Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG #1000

Obi-Wan: Is this really a first-level character? How did you get such a high Repair rank?

R2-D2: I took Short. And Mute. 8 extra skill points.

GM: Speaking of which, you should really only be beeping and whistling right now.

R2-D2: Don't be stupid; it only applies when I'm talking in character.

GM: But you guys never talk in character!

{beat}

GM: Oh.

R2-D2: You are enlightened.

—Darths and Droids

Forgath: How is it that you can't read? Ever since 3.0, everyone but barbarians can read!

Minmax: I traded it for +1 to hit.

Forgath: Another +1? What's your to-hit bonus now?

Minmax: You don't wanna know.

—Goblins