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Morgan Freeman is God[]

  • Why is this under WMG? We all know it is true.
  • His Through The Wormhole narrations were actually made to explain his creation to interdimensional realestate investors.
    • Oh dear, real estate? That implies a buyer... does that mean he's selling us? I hope our new owner is nice...
      • I, for one, welcome our new Morgan Freeman approved overlords.

Morgan Freeman is Satan.[]

Thankfully, the Devil's evil is all lies. Nowadays, God and Satan have reconciled, or at least have a nice rivalry.

Under no circumstances is Morgan Freeman a Time Lord.[]

Period.

  • Being God means that he made all of the Time Lords.
  • Sounds like a Suspiciously Specific Denial to me!
  • If he isn't a Time Lord, he sure as hell didn't travel through time and space to edit this page, either.

Morgan Freeman isn't really God, in the literal sense, but...[]

He's Jesus on His Second Mission. When he decides to be tired of seeing what Humanity can do, He'll make the Apocalypse happen. And we'll be screwed.

  • In the film Bruce Almighty, he turns from his disguise as a human into God, while holding a said that said "Armageddon out of here". It wasn't a statement; it was a statement and an imperative! "Armageddon! Everybody out!"

Morgan Freeman is Haruhi Suzumiya's Father.[]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true!

Morgan Freeman is Chuck Norris's father.[]

Which, assuming a certain theory on a certain other WMG page is true, would also mean that Squirrel Girl is Morgan Freeman's granddaughter. Badass Families have never been this Badass.

  • The only flaw in this is that Morgan Freeman's literally only about 3 years older than Chuck Norris. Then again, I wouldn't put time travel past either of them.

When they will make a movie out of Dan Brown's The Lost Symbol, Mr. Freeman will be cast as Warren Bellamy.[]

Come on, Freeman is just perfect for this role!

Morgan Freeman was related to Don LaFontaine.[]

That voice!

When you Half Life with Godmode on, Gordon changes his name to Morgan.[]

Pretty much self explainatory.

If they make Anansi Boys into a movie...[]

...Morgan Freeman will play Anansi.