Motivational Lie/Quotes

Goku: Gohan, remember Icarus? Gohan: [Gohan has a short flashback of his cute, baby pet dragon Icarus, which ends with Icarus' death] Goku: Gohan, he did it. [Goku points at Vegeta] Vegeta: Oh, this is bullshit! I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! Not for lack of trying, mind you... —Dragon Ball Abridged

Stan: You know, somebody once said, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man." Jesus: Who said that? Stan: You did, Jesus. Jesus: ...You're right, Stan. Thank you, boys! (resumes his fight against Satan) Kyle: Wow, did he say that in The Bible? Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek. —South Park