My Stupid Reality/Funny

• Light blurting out "I'm Kira" when trying to avoid a persistent stalker.
• After Watari drugged him, Light is mumbling in his sleep, having Bad Dreams when he bolts awake:

Light: L'S TRYING TO KILL ME WITH DIABETES!

• From the prologue:

L: Wherever it is that you, my true successor, are hiding, enjoy your last few days of normalcy. L's life is a hard one. One you're going to start soon. No matter who or where you are. I'll find you. And when I do, you're not getting away from me. I am justice, and justice will always prevail. Somewhere in the world, a certain Light Yagami sneezed.

• "The day a man like that retires is the day I come out of the closet... Wait, it's not that I'm in the closet, I just meant... it's impossible ok! Never gonna happen."
• L is thinking about locking Light up if he denies his generous offer and Watari is somehow able to guess his thought process:

Watari: L, you are not going to lock up the poor boy just because he has no wish to be a detective.

• Light's answers on the Psych Evaluation.
• Sayu shows what she really thinks of her brother:

Sayu: Hehe I just don't understand why we're in this old abandon warehouse. I mean when we showed up here, my first thought was that you were going to show me all your murder victims. And then when I screamed you were going to 'add me to your collection'. (Dramatic Ellipsis) Light: What the hell, Sayu? Sayu: Hey! It was only a little less likely! Light: Less likely then what? Sayu: You being gay. Light: I shouldn't have asked. Sayu: Hey it's possible. Light: So you think I'm a gay murderer? Sayu: A gay mass murderer, yes. Now all we need is a sexy gay detective, and I have a yaoi manga! Quick! Go kiss Matsuda! Light: That is beyond wrong on way too many levels!

• Light's First-Person Smartass when he gets guilted into going home with Misa:

Light: Stupid conscience. I wish I could just give it up with a few magic words and live the rest of my life with no problems.

• When L puts cameras in his house Light attempts to look normal by reading porn:

Light (thinking): Slut, (page turn) slut, (page turn) slut, (page turn) not even 18, (page turn) slut, (page turn) whore, (page turn) gross, (page turn) eww, just eww. This just sucks.

• "And so Light fell to his death..."
• Matt nicknames Light "PB" (for Pretty Boy, not Peanut Butter!)
• Light sets up a false trail for his pursuers that leads through Minnesota to Fargo, North Dakota.
• While on the run, muddy and exhausted, Light strikes up a mental conversation with the mud on his clothes:

Light: I think we should see other people. This relationship isn't going to work out. I mean, I should be with a shower right now, and you down the drain; maybe with a nice dead goldfish to hang with...

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