Mystery Science Theater 3000/Quotes

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In the not-too-distant future Next Sunday A.D. There was a guy named Joel Not too different from you or me He worked on a satellite loading bay Just polishing switches to pay his way He did his job with a cheerful face But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space We'll send him cheesy movies The worst ever made Joel says when you got lemons You make lemonade Now keep in mind he can't control When those movies begin or end Because he used those extra parts to build his robot friends Robot roll-call Cambot Gypsy Tom Servo Crow! If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax" For Mystery Science Theater 3000 —-Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song

#319 - War of the Colossal Beast

Mr. B Natural

Servo: See, Buzz, it's really fun to be psychotic.

Joel: I think Oscar Wilde only wished he was this gay. You know? Servo: Ladies and gentlemen, please accept our sincere apology for all of this. Please.