"Rule Britannia/Britannia rules the waaaaaaves/Britons never, never, never shall be slaaaaaves!" Even if it isn't technically the national anthem, it's lively, stirring, and patriotic to wake up to in the morning.
Additional heights of awesome are reached when Jeremiah Clarke's "Prince of Denmark's March" is overlaid onto it, as was the case with the now-defunct BBC Radio 4 Theme.
The actual anthem for Britain, "God Save the Queen" is awesome on its own, as is England's, "Land of Hope and Glory".
"Jerusalem", used by some English sporting teams, was composed by Hubert Parry and orchestrated by Edward Elgar. How can it not be awesome? It was adapted from William Blake's poetry during World War I and the King himself said he preferred it! A demonstration of how good it is? Hearing it being sung by 5 000 people.
The tune of "God Save the Queen" was used as the national anthem of a number of countries, including Liechtenstein and (formerly) Switzerland. It was also, in the form of "Heil dir im Siegerskranz" the Royal Anthem of the Kingdom of Prussia.
Just the two or so lines that John Lennon sings in Help! is enough to get it lodged in your head. Amazingly catchy national song.
The Ankh-Morpork National anthem (the only written anthem which includes muttering, since no one ever remembers the second verse).
Tragically, the actual Australian anthem, "Advance Australia Fair" is probably one of the most boring, uninspiring anthems around. But sung by Adam Hills and set to the tune of "Working Class Man" by Jimmy Barnes? Very awesome.
"Waltzing Matilda" is often referred to as the the unofficial national anthem of Australia and with good reason.
Canada may not be the first country that comes to mind when it comes to kick-ass music, but its national anthem can be quite majestic. .
The Greek National Anthem is pretty good too. Defines Greece and the people. The original one is over 100 verses long!
The Israeli national anthem "Hatikvah". Most national anthems sound good when sung aloud, possibly with a backing orchestra. How many sound just as awesome when sung quietly?
While we're on Israeli music, "Kan Noladti" has got to be the sweetest little song: "Here, you're with me as well and here are all my thousand friends. And after 2000 years, an end to my wandering!"
Israel's unofficial anthem, "Yerushalaim Shel Zahav", in English "Jerusalem of Gold". Best known for its treatment at the end of Schindler's List, but this performance by Ofra Haza is simply beautiful.
"Das Deutschlandlied", out of all currently used national anthems, though the original form of "Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser" is better. It is also the only national anthem with a tune by a composer of the first rank, Joseph Haydn.
Which is a bit funny, as Haydn was an Austrian who spent most of his life working for Hungarians...
The East German anthem also qualifies as crowning music.
"The Star-Spangled Banner". Unfortunately it gets stretched beyond all recognition when rendered into pop form.
Sung a cappella by a choir can make your spine tingle. Something spine-tingling about it without backing. When you take into account the lyrics - the anxiety of not knowing if your country and your fellow men have survived through the night, and then that sight of seeing your flag rising higher and flying and realizing that yes, everything is alright... it's pretty chilling stuff.
That tune has had no less than 4 sets of official lyrics[1]. The fact that the tune remained unchanged each time attests to its awesomeness:
It was the Bolshevik Party anthem in the 1930s.
Stalin adopted it as the official Soviet National Anthem in 1944, with lyrics praising him.
Breznev did away with all references to Stalin, and all references to World War II, in 1977.
After the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, the Russian Federation got rid of the anthem altogether, but public sentiment pressured Vladimir Putin to reinstate it (with a completely Communism-free set of lyrics) in 2000.
Really, just about anything sung by the Red Army Choir qualifies as awesome. Even "Volga Boatman" — especially at 1:57 when the full choir comes in, or the roaring climax at 2:39. Absolutely spine-tingling.
The Republic of Georgia can be proud to have as its national anthem "Tavisupleba" ("Freedom"), a short, sweet, and proudly Georgian anthem whose melody is based on classical opera tunes.
The Armenian Soviet Socialist Republic had a national anthem written by Aram Khachaturian that far outclasses the present-day Armenian anthem. Probably because it was written by frickin' Aram Khachaturian.
Remember in Casablanca when the Germans got "Die Wacht am Rhein" drowned out by the French? Here it is, in the original version from the time of the Kaiser, a song too good to have been a Third Reich anthem.
The Swedish National Anthem "Du gamla Du fria" is worthy to join the ranks of the above. For it's the simple fact that unlike most other anthems mentioned here, the Swedish one focuses on the beauty of Scandinavia as a country and place to live, and not the superiority of any nationality, nor how the people of Scandinavia should prepare for war. The only part of the song that could be considered patriotic is when the lyrics focus on "Jag vill leva, jag vill dö i Norden!".
While it isn't precisely a national anthem, it's an anthem nonetheless: "The Internationale", the international anthem of the socialist movement. The music is stirring no matter what language is in (and since there are socialists everywhere, it's been in pretty much every language), but the best versions are in the original French and in Russian (it was the national anthem of the Soviet Union from 1917 to 1948). English versions are less awesome, as it is rather difficult to translate.
"Mawtini", the former national anthem of Palestine and the new one of Iraq.
Egypt's anthem, "Bilady, Bilady, Bilady" is not epic in the usual sense: it was written by one of the leaders of the Egyptian folk-music scene, Sayyid Darwish. For those playing along at home, it's as though Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Land" was the US anthem (the title even translates to "My Country, My Country, My Country," which given the vagaries of Arabic could also mean, "My Land..."). Sung as a folk song, it's actually pretty cool; as an instrumental, it sounds like a fairly normal anthem, if a well-executed one.
Poland's anthem's title translates to "Poland Has Not Yet Perished". The music is also pretty awesome.
Now, take a guess what anthem that one is. It's the Oceanian One, composed for the eponymous film adaption. Yes, it may not be a real-life anthem (and does therefore not truly belong on this page either), but is does deserve mention for being avery realisticfictional Crowning Music of Awesome anthem, being based to a very high extent on old soviet and other communist anthems. Just as a little refreshment at the end of this page.
Kazakhstan's new national anthem (not the one from Film/Borat).
↑ most of which, regrettably, had all the poetry of the section on tractor production from the last Five-Year Plan, making it a rare case where not understanding the language actually added to the experience