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- The Amityville toaster. Don't use waffles.
Foamy: "Yum yum yum... human hand." |
- From "A Pair of Pants":
Foamy: (holding up a pair of trousers with "Big Pussy" written on the seat of them) It shows your appreciation for giant cats! |
- "Eye Stigmata":
Pilz-E: Stigmaaaaataaaa! In your eye! |
- "Medicated Baby Heads":
Pilz-E: The babies are heeeeeeere! |
- After Pilz-E has accidentally killed all the babies by feeding them some of his pills:
Germaine: (reading the back of the pill container) "Take one every 24 hours to reduce nervousness and excitability. Do not administer to children under 25; do not take more than one capsule a day". (to Pilz-E) Dude! This is a high dose of tranquilser! |
- "Damn, these little fuckers are hard to sweep up once they've hit Rigor Mortis!"
- From "Unmentionable Auction":
"Only twenty more hours and its miiiiine!" |
- From one of the fanmail segments:
Crazy fan: "Dear Foamy, I do not wish to to see Germaine naked. I do, however, wish to see YOU naked." |
- From the first episode of the reboot, The Move:
Foamy: "Holy fucking monkey shit, the bagels suck! They suck! And the pizza? Fuckbunnies! It sucks harder than a whore in a windtunnel!" |
- From Bullies:
Foamy: "If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sac!" |
- The Lamest Halloween
Germaine: What are you supposed to be? |
- From Power That Be, Germaine's spontaneous rave. And so many classic Foamy lines, it's hard to just pick one.
Germaine: Hmm, this [glowstick] isn't as bright as I thought it would be. |