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"Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!"
—Elan, The Order of the Stick
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"I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"
—The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24
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Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that! —Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"Yes! I am invincible!"
—Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye, shortly before being showered with liquid nitrogen.
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"He's cut! The Russian is cut!"
—Rocky IV
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