Out with a Bang/Quotes

Columbo [pointing to something in the coroners report] Does that mean what I think it means? Coroner Hey, can you think of a better way to go? —Columbo

"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped." —Phillip J. Fry, Futurama, about to experience "snoo-snoo" with an Amazonian Beauty

"My mother, for example, told the German officer not to kill her. She'd make it worth his while. And then, when they were doing it, she pulled a knife out of her belt and sliced open his chest, just like she used to open chicken breasts to stuff with rice for the Sabbath meal." —Etgar Keret, A Foreign Language

"Megan Marshack, Megan Marshack! 911! 911! Rockefeller's dying! Rockefeller's dying! Call someone! Call someone!" —Sung to the tune of "Frère Jacques"

"You know how I wanna die? Very old in my bed being fingered to death by someone I love."

Shagga: How do you want to die, Halfman? Tyrion: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a bellyfull of wine and a girl's lips around my cock. —Game of Thrones