Pokémon/Haiku

Pika Pikachu!
Pikapi! Pikachu Pi!
Pi Pi-kachu!! Chuuuuuuuu!!

— User:CAD

Gotta catch 'em all!
(Except the legendaries.
Stay away from them.)

— User:Falcon Pain

Travel the whole world
Get army of cute critters
Capture God. Good times.

— User:Insanity Prelude

Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Six-hundred and forty-nine.
This will take a while.

— mr13lake

Catch every critter
Battle friends and earn badges
Kiss your life goodbye

--User:Superfroggy

Wanna catch 'em all?
Then buy lots of different games
And visit events

--User:Blork

Imprisoning Mons.
10-year-olds Walking the Earth.
Tamer than it sounds.

--User:The Hero Hartmut

Name another game
In which 10 year olds enslave
Kickboxing chickens.

--User:Slouch

Pokémon! A lot!
Four hundred and ninety three!
I have caught them all.

--Rabid Biscuit

Oops, above troper.
[[Long Runners They'll always add more Pokés
To keep the show on]]

--User:Iceguppie

Complex strategy
Unless you play Red or Blue:
Use Psychic and win.

--User:A Random Serf

Red Blue Yellow Gold
Silver Sapphire Ruby Green
It will never end
-User:It Tolls 4 You

Extremely cute mons
Alongside big badass ones
Let battle begin!
-- User:Snowsky

In this confusing
World of optimistic kids
You can catch a God
--User:Calamity Jane

Discovering more
Every few years; it's so fun
Seeing what is new
--User:Da Lucaray 030

Many Pokéballs
Many pokémon captured
Gotta catch 'em all
--User:Xxfirekirby 94 Xx

Gotta catch 'em all
But do it by tommorow
A new game is out
--User:Mariocake 1

At last! I got her!
Chansey from Safari Zone!
Will never be used.
--User:R Tic Wolf

Finally! A rare
Shiny Pokemon. Oh, no!
No more Pokeballs!
--User:R Tic Wolf

I have a Machamp
Oddly enough, it's female
How could this happen??
--User:WMBQ

My flawless tactics
Toppled by the Uber tier
Arceus? Rage Quit!

— User:Muramasan 13

Snakes, wasps, Ammonites.
What Measure Is a Non-Cute??
Here, it's your best friend!
-- User:Shadow Stained Sky

My last Poké Ball.
Throw it! Shake, shake, come on now...
Oh no! It broke free!

— User:RL Yoshi

Friend says, "Get a life!
Twenty years old- still playing
Pokemon?" "FUCK YEA."

— User:Razorrozar 7

Way too many now.
At first, just one fifty-one...
Now six forty-nine?!

— User:King Of Katamari

Too much Pokemon
Is just exaggerated
Still better than COD

— User:Junk Warrior 20999