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The Potter Puppet Pals skits are all written by Snape.[]
In Potter Puppet Pals, Snape is a troubled Woobie everyone picks on while Harry is an immature, attention-seeking jerk. Whose point of view does this sound like?
- Also, Neville is a potato.
- Actually, I believe he's a gourd.
- He's a Butternut Squash
- Actually, I believe he's a gourd.
- Also, Neville is a potato.
Potter Puppet Pals is a puppet show performed in Hogwarts around the time of Harry's parenting years.[]
By that time, the events and major figures during the Second Wizarding War have become ripe for Affectionate Parody. However, the portrayal of Dumbledore as a senile man who randomly strips naked has caused massive controversy and puppet burnings.
- Furthermore, it was written by a jilted lover of Neville's. Which is the only way to explain how Neville, rejecter of bribes and killer of pets, is portrayed as a root vegetable.
Neil Cicierega and JK Rowling are the same person.[]
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Dumbledore: I am an android. A gay android. |
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...Guess what Rowling revealed years later? (HINT: not the android part)
- *headdesk* How many times must it be pointed out that that particular video came out two years after Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay?
The wife of "Harry Potter" was killed with a hammer.[]
The memory of watching his wife be brutally murdered with a hammer keeps leaking through his subconscious, which is why he dreams both Snape and Hermione trying to kill him with a hammer.