Pulp Fiction/Funny

• The Brett scene overall.
  • "What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
  • "Does he look like a bitch?"
• This:

Lance: "Hey, what do you think about Trudy? She ain't got a boyfriend, you wanna hang out and get high?" Vincent: "Which one's Trudy? The one with all the shit in her face?" Lance: "...No. That's... Jody. That's my wife."

• Lance panicking when Vincent crashed his car into his house.

Lance: "Have you lost your fucking mind!? You're talking about drug shit on a cellular phone! You crashed your car into my fucking house——! Hey! Hey! HEY! Are you deaf!? You are not bringing this fucked-up bitch into my house!"

• • Along with that, the sight of Lance lifting the shade on his window and being treated to a bright red convertible suddenly zooming across his lawn and crashing offscreen.
• Vincent, Lance, and Jody "cooperating" to cure Mia Wallace.
• How Captain Koons suddenly changed his dignified tone of lecture to a totally different tone near the end.

Koons: "He'd be damned if any Slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So... he hid it! In one place he knew he could hide somethin', his ass! Five long years he wore this watch. Up his ass!"

• Some seconds of silence when Marcellus and Butch stared at each other in the streets, having crossed each other's paths completely by coincidence. Broken by the perfect reaction from Marcellus:

Marcellus: [Pure astonishment]... Mother fucker!

• This may be more properly labeled "Fridge", but during the seconds of astonished silence between Butch & Marcellus, when the only sound is the radio playing the dissonant Statler Bros song, the lyrics are: "It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright"...the Oh Crap look on Butchs face is pretty funny.
  • also, watching Captain Kangaroo
• The I Just Shot Marvin in the Face scene was pure Black Comedy.
• "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead"
• "I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I'm finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxi-pad!"
• "So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car."
• "Oak's nice."
• "Oh, you're ready to blow? [..] Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in back? You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail! We're fucking switchin'. I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this n***a's skull."
  • Only Samuel L. Jackson could make that double motherfucker work so well.
• "I can't believe this is the same car." to which the Wolf replies: "Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet."
• "Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker."
• "It's... It's.. Your future... I see... A cab ride!"
• The dialogue in this movie is so awesome that it's basically one LONG Funny Moments.
• Vincent's reaction to Jules' proposal to end the diner Mexican Standoff without bloodshed:

Vincent: Jules, you give that nimrod $1500, I'll shoot him on general principle. Jules: VINCE! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

• Vince and Mia's dead serious expressions as they do the cheesiest 50s dancing since an animated Archie Comics short.
• Vince, Jules, and their unfortunate attacker all looking utterly perplexed at 6 revolver rounds apparently passing straight through them.
• The brief foot chase between Marcellus and Butch; one was hit by a car and the other was in a car crash, and both are stumbling half-conscious down the street. In particular is the shot where Butch is hiding behind a corner and in the distance Marcellus is seen stumbling and falling while randomly firing his gun into the ground.
• This exchange:

Jimmie: Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N****r Storage"? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N****r Storage"? Jules: No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'CAUSE STORING DEAD N****RS AIN'T MY FUCKING BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!