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"I sing of the glor-i-ous Delta Knights

They lived in Europe somewhere..."
Tom Servo, "Air on a Delta Knight"
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Quest of the Delta Knights is a 1993 fantasy/adventure sword and sorcery film wholly lacking in sorcery. It's another one of those movies that wouldn't have a page on this wiki were it not for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and its Season 9 appearance.

The plot concerns a young boy named Travis (nicknamed "Tee"), who is sold into slavery after he is orphaned in an attack on a caravan. Tee is bought by Baydool (a slumming David Warner), a beggar man who is secretly a spy for the Order of the Delta Knights, a society dedicated to knowledge, justice, eradicating evil; the usual heroic stuff. The knight makes Tee his apprentice as he covertly opposes the dastardly Lord Vultare (also a slumming David Warner), who is looking for the fabled Lost Storehouse of Archimedes, rumored to contain all manner of ancient-high-tech doodads that would allow their wielder to Take Over the World.

The duo infiltrate Vultare's castle to gain access to a map leading to the storehouse, but afterward Baydool is captured, and Tee's attempt to rescue his mentor ends badly. So, Tee sets off to find the Storehouse before Vultare can, joining forces with an Italian cad named Leonardo who is also a member of the Order, and a serving wench named Thena. Along the way they have a few scrapes with Vultare's forces, Leo hits on and gets hit by the girl, the party gets captured by a disturbingly merry band of masked bandits, and it turns out Thena is a princess or something. In the end they find the Storehouse, but wouldn't you know it but Vultare's been following them the whole time! Fortunately the villain gets Distracted By the Shiny artifacts and zaps himself to death, and Tee blows up the Storehouse, reasoning that mankind is not yet ready for its secrets. Leonardo rips off most of the gadgets inside of it, so it wasn't a total loss. The end.

The film is mainly notable for being confusingly nebulous in terms of temporal or physical setting. Also, several viewers have noticed that the first act of Delta Knights ("mute" orphan slave is bought for an insultingly low sum, freed, and adopted by a "crippled" beggar who is a spy for a secret organization) is essentially Robert A. Heinlein's Citizen Of The Galaxy IN MEDIEVAL EUROPE!.


Quest of the Delta Knights contains examples of:

  • Acting for Two: David Warner, for no apparent reason. The characters he's playing are never indicated as twins, duplicates or anything else warranting it. Probably the producers were just too cheap to hire another actor... That, or since Baydool dies not halfway through the movie, they wanted to get their money's worth.
  • Anachronism Stew: And how! The extras were workers and patrons of a local Renaissance Faire who provided their own costumes. So some Mooks wear horned Viking helmets, others wear armor, while still others dress like pirates and sultans. Archimedes' notebook, which becomes the foundation of the Order, is bound with ancient staples. And as mentioned earlier, Tee uses bombs to bring down the Storehouse, and also has a crude pistol. Tee's gender neutral parent thing tries to assault Vultaire with a sai.
  • Ancient Tradition: The Delta Knights. According to Mystery Science Theater 3000, the Order's still around, but based on their outfits and habits it's strongly implied we now know them as Shriners. These days, instead of fighting evil they mostly run an annual pancake breakfast, where they try to raise enough money for next year's pancake breakfast.
  • Archimedes Founded A Secret Society: The Da Vinci Code, eat your heart out.
  • Atlantis: Apparently where Archie got all his good ideas.
  • Belligerent Sexual Tension: Attempted with Leonardo and Thena. Failed mostly because Leonardo turns into an unlikable jackass from the moment they rescue Thena from slavers.
  • Big No: There's a silent one from Travis in the beginning.
  • Bigger Bad: The Mannerjay, who's the super-evil ruler of Whereeverthehellitania, but she never gets involved in the main conflict in any way.
  • Breast Expansion: Apparently, finding out you're a princess causes your breasts to enlarge.
  • Broken Aesop: The Order shouldn't possess Archimedes' secrets because such power could corrupt those who posses it. Doesn't say a hell of a lot about Tee's opinion of the man who raised him (a member of said order)
  • California Doubling: Filmed in Marin County on the grounds of the local Renaissance Fair (they've since relocated to Casa de Fruta, about 100 miles south).
  • The Chick: Thena
  • The Chosen One: Tee.
  • Covers Always Lie: This is a one of the posters for this movie. Should we be alarmed that the poster doesn't even get title right?
  • Cute Shotaro Boy/Pretty Boy: Travis.
  • Department of Redundancy Department:
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 Baydool: This is an atlas. There are maps in it.

Pearl: Yeah, that'd be an atlas.

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 Crow: Or a cheerleader, or a naughty nurse.

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  Crow: dah dah, dah dah, dot dah dot... bliven.

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    • "...from Father to Son."
  • Psychic Powers: As part of his Chosen One kit, Tee has a danger-sense of sorts, warning him of imminent disaster.
  • Ray Gun: The centerpiece of Archimedes' stash is an Atlantean death ray powered by "Corgon Crystals" or something. Vultare overcharges it and gets fried.
  • Red Baron: By his own account, Vultare has many nicknames along these lines, such as the Scourge of Iberia and the Panther of the Pyrenees.
  • Shown Their Work: No matter how the rest of the movie is, they did get some facts on Archimedes right, notably how he reflected the sun's light as a weapon and the basic circumstances of his death.
  • Spider Sense: Tee.
  • Spy Speak: The shibboleth of the Delta Knights.
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 It's a nice day if it doesn't rain.

It's always a nice day if it doesn't rain.

If the sun isn't too warm.

Mike:(As Tee) So you're a Delta Knight too, huh?

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  • Talking to Himself: David Warner, besides serving as the narrator, plays both Baydool the spy and the Big Bad Lord Vultare, leading to some amusing moments.
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 Crow: David Warner, you are under arrest by order of David Warner!

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  • Theme Tune Cameo: The opening theme is a re-use of the theme from the 1980 sci-fi movie Battle Beyond The Stars.
  • Training Montage: Guaranteed to be the goofiest and least believable one you will ever see in your entire life.
  • What Happened to the Mouse?: So, where did that woman Vultare was answering to go, anyway? Or the wizard working for them?
  • Wizard Beard: Baydool's fake beard, which according to Pearl also doubles as a toilet seat cover.
  • The World Is Not Ready
  • Ye Goode Olde Days: Much of the movie was shot at a Renaissance Faire in California, using staff and patrons as extras, which may explain some of the anachronisms.
  • You Fail Geography Forever: Everyone's speaking English, but "Vultare" sounds vaguely French, Leonardo da Vinci is hanging around, and supposedly Archimedes of Syracuse has a storehouse nearby.

I'm CAAH-MIIIIIIIIING!

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