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"...Goddamn Jew Producers and their goddamn white flashes! *Flash* ...They can make us say whatever they want! *Flash* ...my... *Flash* ...taint... *Flash* ...is... *Flash* ...made... *Flash* ...out... *Flash* ...of... *Flash* ...bacon... *Flash* ...STOP IT!! Anyway, as I was saying, my taint is 100% pure bacon."
—Foxy Love, Drawn Together
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"The worst readers are those who behave like plundering troops: they take away a few things they can use, dirty and confound the remainder, and revile the whole."
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"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."
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Probably our favorite part of this story is where they quote the magazine saying canola oils "are ... toxic to humans." We're thinking the words they omitted for the ellipses there were, "obviously" and "not."
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"YEEEESS! HOORAY FOR THE NAZIS! YEEEEEAHHH! (Please don't take this out of context and put it on YouTube)"
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