Random DCE/Characters

All the characters created by RandomDCE.

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KittyDCE

The representative of Random himself who gets caught up in weird situations.

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• Cute Kitten
• Deadpan Snarker
• Nice Hat
• Superpower Lottery: "RRRRANDOMNESS!"
  • Stuff Blowing Up: One of his most common powers is making anything he touches explode.

Vazul

The psychotic ruler of all dimensions who goes on goofy adventures.

• Anything That Moves: He once tried to have sex with a DVD of Finding Nemo.
• Ax Crazy
• Cloudcuckoolander
• Gratuitous German
• Knife Nut
• Laughing Mad
• No Indoor Voice
• Reality Warper: He can create portals, turn into a tank, fly and summon internet memes.
• Talkative Loon

The Time Traveller

A backwards-talking being from the future who aids Vazul on his quests.

• Hypercompetent Sidekick
• Intelligible Unintelligible
• Servile Snarker
• Time Master

Eva

Vazul's wife who gets sick of his antics and has to put him in his place.

• Deadpan Snarker
• Fiery Redhead
• Horned Humanoid
• Hot Witch
  • Witch Species
• What Does She See in Him?

Betty

A vampire Vazul kept as a pet after killing her father.

• Berserk Button: Shitty vampire films.
• Ms. Fanservice: See Stripperiffic
• Our Vampires Are Different
  • Your Vampires Suck: What she thinks of the vampires from Twilight and Lesbian Vampire Killers.
• Stripperiffic: She wears a thong and no pants.

Jellyfish Junkie

Also known as THE LASER LORD, a stupid egotist and Kitty's archnemesis.

• Butt Monkey
• Harmless Villain
• Large Ham
• Ted Baxter

FaiL

• Butt Monkey
• Catch Phrase: "Because I've been there."
• The Renfield: To Jellyfish Junkie.

Igor

Ever-faithful servant of Jellyfish Junkie. Appears to be a hunchbacked, one-wheeled robot/cyborg. Voiced by Hellsing920

• Catch Phrase: "Oh, yes Master!"
• The Igor: His name should be a give away to that.

Ted

The lord of evil in the town of Dishwater and Betty's father.

• Black Speech
• Evil Overlord
• Our Vampires Are Different
  • Nigh Invulnerability: Vazul couldn't scratch him until he used his secret weapon: A picture of a BigAl2k6.

Percy Positive

A highly optimistic movie reviewer.

• Beware the Nice Ones
• Butt Monkey
• Catch Phrase: "Wasn't that super de-duper?"
• The Pollyanna
• Nice Guy

Thief

A thief, duh, who goes around stealing anything he wants.

• Gentleman Thief
• I Am Very British
• Nice Hat

Delicious

A female thief who Thief wants to make his girlfriend.

• Brainless Beauty
• Classy Cat Burglar
• The Ditz
• You Gotta Have Blue Hair

The Chief of Police

The useless police chief who tries and fails to catch Thief.

• Angrish
• Cloudcuckoolander
• The Ditz
• I Am the Noun

Braface

A sociopath who wears a bra on his face and gets in various sexual adventures.

• Anything That Moves/Depraved Bisexual
• Brick Joke: For Most of 2 arcs in Braface: the comic, He used a rocket-powered text box as a Secret weapon.
• Distaff Counterpart: has one in the form of Ms. Braface, Whom he doesn't think much of and they're rarely in the same area.
• Jerkass
• Large Ham
• Spotlight-Stealing Squad: Lampshaded by GMILF and Wah-Ping.
• Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist

Chibilivers

A little fairy looking for her daddy. Voiced by Lilly Livers

• Deliberately Cute Child
• Fairy Companion: To Vazul at times.

G-Milf

A dirty old granny who stalks T Troopa.

• Dirty Old Woman
• Fan Disservice
• Stalker with a Crush: To Troopa.

Wah-Ping

A monochromatic woman(?) who used to own a flying pyramid and is obsessed with trousers.

• Deliberately Monochrome
• Meganekko
• Stalker with a Crush: To Joshua/Darkness The Curse.

Britanarchy

Real name: Daz, a dumb and clumsy superhero.

• Applied Phlebotinum: Got his powers from drinking a can of Special Brew which some stupid git poured nuclear waste into.
• British Accents: Cockney.
• The Ditz
• Fartillery: His farts create massive explosions.
• Flying Brick

Cod-Man and Moh-Man

A pair of gun-toting idiots who kill other game genres.

• Jerk Asses
• Testosterone Poisoning
• Trigger Happy

Vegeta

The prince of all Saiyans.

• Depraved Bisexual: FUCK ME KAKAROTT!!!
• No Indoor Voice
• Proud Warrior Race Guy
• Screaming Warrior: RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Cell

He likes Barry Manilow.

• Ambiguously Gay
• Fan Boy: Of Barry Manilow.
• Freud Was Right: He must absorb Androids 17 and 18... by shoving them up his penis.