Random Number God/Quotes

Accounting Troll: Over here we have our random number generator. Number Generator Troll: NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE. Dilbert: Are you sure that's random? Accounting Troll: That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure. —Dilbert

God: L block. Angel #1: Oh yes, of course, he could use that to plug the gap! But then... then... the column would be... Angel #2: Unuseable... God: Line piece. Angel #2: No, no... God: ' Line piece'. Angel #2: Lord, you have forsaken us all! God: ' LINE PIECE!' Angel #2: Thou art a cruel and angry god!! God: ''' LINE PIECE!''' —The Tetris God

I saw someone pray to the AI Director once. This is probably how cults get started. —Yahtzee Croshaw