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"You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution."
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"Gross and disgusting is not the same thing as comedy!"
—Film Brain, on Fat Slags
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"Kids these days think comedy is about dirty words. But it isn't. It's about words that sound dirty, like 'mukluk'."
—Krusty the Clown, The Simpsons
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"Bottom line — yeah, I could say those words. But does saying them actually make my reviews better? Really?"
—Linkara, on why he averts this.
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"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it."
—Tom Lehrer, introduction to the song "Smut"
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851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.
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