Rule 34/Haiku

If you like a show
you will find pornography
of it, it's somewhere!

—Sizzly Bacon

Fencing? Apricots?
Tentacled catgirl robots?
Porn of it exists.

—Fruity Oaty Bars

Nothing escapes it
Do you like a show or game?!
There will soon be porn!

—Deep C

Cthulhu and Zalgo
Raping Slenderman is tame
On the internet.

—mellochan 42