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Rush Hour[]
- Carter, riding in a tow truck pulls up to the Consulate. Then he meets the guard Lee laid the smack-down on earlier.
Carter: Hey, man, y'all see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm? |
- Carter is really good at this sort of Badass speach.
Carter: You serious? I don't know what to say. It's like a dream come true. I got an idea though, I got an idea. Why don't y'all take that badge and shove it up your ass. All up in your ass. I'm LAPD. |