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Its Item Number
Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
To write in haiku.
--SCP-931

"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.
--User:Aryn

One bigass lizard
Chews through D-class personnel
Like knives through butter.
--User:Aryn

Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
--User:Aryn, edited by User:So We Ate Them

Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
--User:Edrobot

"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
--User:Vaguelyhuman

Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
--User:Buri-chan

Antitank rifles?
Foundation, you never learn.
Just throw them away!
--User:Pulpo Oscuro