Sailor Moon Abridged/Characters

Here is the list of characters in Sailor Moon Abridged.

Heroes (we think)

Serena/Sailor Moon

Voiced By: Megami33

Sorry, Molly, but if I'm not eating I'm leaving.

The Heroine of this story, Serena is a fat, bulimic and stupid young girl. One day she meets a space cat named Luna, and becomes the super-hero Sailor Moon. She tries to use her powers to fight the evil Negaverse, but usually ends up being saved by Tuxedo Mask.

• Anti-Hero: Type I
• Big Eater: She is constantly the butt of fat jokes.
• Blue Eyes
• Character Development: YES!! Even in a Abridged series like this!!...In season one, Serena took 30 episodes to realize Darien and Tuxedo Mask were the same person, despite receiving her share of obvious hints ("Hmm. He was in a tuxedo with his eyes covered. That's not reminiscent of anyone else I know!"). In the second season, Serena figured out the Moonlight Knight was really Darien right when he first saved her, simply because he threw a white rose. (It's possible she also noticed his eyes looked similar to Darien's.)
• Cloudcuckoolander: She has her moments. "No, a small rabbit just appeared next to my head!"
• The Ditz
• Dumb Blonde
• Extreme Omnivore: Serena's digestive system does not discriminate. She has expressed the desire to eat, among other things, diamonds, wristwatches, that dust defeated monsters crumble to, and a small child.

It wasn't dust, It was powdered sugar!

• • She refused to eat "complimentary soap" once, though.
• Food Porn: Serena has a very romantic dream.

Tuxedo Mask: Hey Serena. Lets go get an ice cream sundae. With LOTS of preservatives... Serena: Oh, that's so romantic!

• Girlish Pigtails
• The Heroine: We think.
• Idiot Heroine: Even moreso than in the original.
• Heavy Sleeper: She's constantly late for school.
• Hollywood Pudgy: She's bulimic, but the way she's drawn is clearly not overweight; you'd never know it from all the fat jokes the rest of the cast make about her, though.
• Knight in Sour Armor
• Leitmotif: Her first transformation sequence, "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.
  • • SMA Remix: "Hungry Hippo" by Parry Gripp;

"Oh, *honk* you, SMA!"

• • • Movie (and Season 2 Episode 45 - Present): "Candy Store" by Hyper Crush;
    • Disguise Pen - "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake.
• Let's Get Dangerous: "Did someone say pizza?!
• Noodle Incident: The pool party mishap that ruined Serena's bathing suit.
• Obfuscating Stupidity: In episode 41. Turns out Serena didn't lose all her memories, she was just pretending to not remember because "this Sailor Moon gig sucks!"
• Odango
• Orgasmically Delicious: Serena once orgasmed while eating donuts with creme filling. She might have also had a smaller one while licking an ice cream cone.
• Running Gag: Serena's bulimia and obesity. When she is Princess Serena, she constantly mentions her pizza she never got.

Amy/Sailor Mercury

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main SMA Series), Megami33 (Remix Episode)

You guys never listen to me anyway!

The Smart Girl (at first). Amy is a Shy Blue-Haired Girl who becomes Sailor Mercury after an incident with the Negaverse.

• Blessed with Suck: Constantly lampshaded every time Amy uses her totally useless power.
  • Even Amy was surprised after the one time it actually did something useful.
• Berserk Button: Don't hurt children while you're around Amy.
• Captain Obvious: --->(while trapped in Malachite's dome)
  Amy: Wait a second guys! I just realized that he was using a fake Sailor Scout to trick us!
  Raye: YOU'RE *honk*ING BRILLIANT, AMY!
  Serena: And you guys think I'm the stupid one!
• Catch Phrase: Amy's "Aww" whenever she's disappointed.
• Characterisation Marches On: She was a shy, quiet and intelligent girl in the first couple of episodes, like she was in the actual Sailor Moon show, but eventually became an annoying dumbass who constantly states the obvious.
• The Chick: Referred to as "the useless girl".
• Curtains Match the Window: And if what Raye said in Episode 50 is anything to go by, it also matches the carpet.
• The Ditz: They protray her that sometimes just for fun.
• Leitmotif: Amy's first transformation sequence, "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice.
  • • SMA Remix: "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65;
    • Movie (and Season 2): "Don't Trust Me" by 3OH!3.
• The Load: Constantly lampshaded by the other members of the team and by Nephlite at one point.
  • When a group from the Negaverse attacks, and one of these Negaversers ends up being laughably ineffective, Sailor Moon quips, "You must be the Mercury of the group."
• Pokémon-Speak: Amy got this exclusively for the remix episode, saying nothing but "Blue!"
• Running Gag: No one ever hears her.
• Shy Blue-Haired Girl: Well at the start, at least.
• The Smart Girl: At first.
• Tareme Eyes
• Took a Level In Dumbass: Amy starts out as a genius nerd who thinks too much, more of a Straight Man to Serena's idiocy, whose main shtick is that her voice is such a whisper that no-one can hear her and her powers are useless in combat. As the series goes on she gets increasingly stupid (especially when Lita joins and becomes the Straight Man), usually invoking Captain Obvious and her voice is replaced by a grating falsetto.
• Useless Useful Spell: Mercury's "Useless Attack Blast". Mercilessly Lampshaded - the one or two times it actually accomplished something, no one could believe it.
  • More often, it just ends up obscuring vision, negatively affecting everyone. And when it's used during the flashback to the attack on the moon kingdom:

Crowd: I can't see anything! Where's the exit? All this fog - we're gonna die! Raye: MARS FIRE IGNITE! Amy: Mars, why did you light them on fire?! Raye: I CAN'T SEE!

• Vocal Evolution: Amy/Sailor Mercury plays this straight. When she started out, her voice was shy quiet and kind of cute. As the series progressed, she started having more of a squawk and spoke much more dramatically.
• What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: Her useless bubbles attack.
  • Heart Is an Awesome Power: Managed to destroy a bad guy all by herself by using freezing bubbles. Unfortunately, nobody witnessed and the Moonlight Knight claimed to be the one defeating the monster.

Raye/Sailor Mars

Voiced By: KrisRix

''I LOVE THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN!!!''

A violent, masochistic emo/punk/satanist, Raye is Sailor Mars.

• Anti-Hero: Type IV/V
• Ax Crazy: One of many things to love about Raye.
• Berserk Button: Raye REALLY isn't happy when one of Alan and Anne's henchmen wrecks her music. Probably the first time that's been unhappy that she's unhappy.
• Character Exaggeration: Remember in the original series' Milage Varies tab that the dub often portrayed her in a negative light? In this series, she's as negative as negative can be.
• Combat Sadomasochist
• Ensemble Darkhorse: To the point where she does disclaimers for the re-uploaded episodes.
• Even the Girls Want Her
• Glowing Red Eyes Of Doom: Raye is portrayed to have such eyes in the SMA Xmas video.
• Hair-Trigger Temper
• Heroic Comedic Sociopath
• Hot-Blooded
• The Lancer
• Leitmotif: Raye's first transformation sequence, "We Be Burnin" by Sean Paul.
  • SMA Remix: "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps;
    • Movie (and Season 2): "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston.
• Loves the Sound of Screaming
• Money Fetish: Shown in one episode.
• Nightmare Fetishist
• No Indoor Voice: In one episode, she becomes sick and speaks at a relatively normal volume.
• Purple Eyes
• Running Gag: Raye's masochism and worship of Satan.
• Sir Swearsalot
• Shiny Midnight Black
• The Stoner: Makes references to marijuana use in the abridged movie and in a couple of episodes.
• Token Evil Teammate
• Too Kinky to Torture
• Tsurime Eyes
• Villain Protagonist
• What The Hell, Supposed Hero?: In Episode 38, Sailor Mars stole Sailor Moon's wand while the latter is being choked by Ninjana (Monster of the Week). Sailor Mercury found it so heinous, her falsetto voice dropped by an octave.

Amy: Out of all the things you done, Raye, this is the most *honk*ed up.

Lita/Leo/Sailor Jupiter

Voiced By: Roll002 (Episodes 21 - 24/25, 28 - Present), Judgement915 (Episode 26/27)

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we take orders from a talking cat?

The Big Girl (or guy, whatever).

• Everything's Sparkly with Jewelry: Leo/Lita wears rose earrings.
• Fake Boobs: Maybe.
• Gender Bender: Leo/Lita mentions that she used to be a man before her sex change in episode 21.
• Green Eyes
• Jive Turkey: -->Lita: Peace out, home skillet biscuit dizzle slices!

Lita: Zeus! Why have you forsaken me, homey?!

• Leitmotif: Lita's first transformation sequence, "The Church of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship.
  • SMA Remix: "Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths;
    • Movie (and Season 2): "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers (Josh Harris Club Remix).
• Only Sane Man / Straight Man
• Queer People Are Funny: Admit it. There's a LOT of comedy potential for a bisexual trans-woman and her inability to score.
• Running Gag: Mentioning her sex change or the hormone pills she takes.
• Shock and Awe: Her/His Thunder Crash attack.
• Transsexual: Lita is really named Leo in this series. Mentioned in the Abridged Movie during a flashback where a girl and a boy are talking about Lita/Leo. The girl says, "I heard that Lita used to be a man." The boy replies, "I heard she still is."
• Wholesome Crossdresser

Mina/Sailor Venus

Voiced By: KrisRix

I am, like, so totally happy to meet you guys. Like, whoa, aren't you guys happy to meet me? Like, you should totally be happy to meet me.

The last member to join the group. The best way to describe her is if Paris Hilton was a Super-heroine.

• Anything That Moves
• Blue Eyes
• Brainless Beauty
• Captain Obvious: One of Mina's very few contributions to the team.

Mina: Oh. My. God, it's Tuxedo Mask! Raye: WOW. THANKS, VENUS. HELPFUL. REALLY.

• • Lampshaded Episode 31:

Mina: I, like, point out the obvious over and over again!

• The Chick
• The Ditz: See a pattern here?
• Dumb Blonde
• Everything's Better With Sparkles: "Well I was looking at this bug and its wings were all, like, iridescent, and it reminded me of glitter and I *honk*ing love glitter! I wish I like, PISSED glitter!!"
• Global Ignorance: During the opening of Promise of the Lost Rose, Mina mistakes the Tokyo Tower for the Eiffel Tower, remarks that she thought the Eiffel Tower was from New Zealand, and asks if she and the other Sailor Scouts live in Korea.
• Hair of Gold

Mina: Helloooo! Like, look at my flowing, long locks! Aren't you excited? Guys, you don't look excited, you should TOTALLY be excited!

• Hot Wind: Provides the quote for the trope.
• Pig-ay Latin-ay: Mina-ay is not clear-ay on the concept-ay.
• Leitmotif: Her first transformation sequence(only used once), "Wanna Do Your Makeup" by Scotty Vanity.
  • SMA Remix: "Venus" by Bananarama;
    • Movie (and Season 2): "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga.
• Really Gets Around
• Running Gag: Mentioning her promiscuity. Also, she can never remember the name of her attack.
• Too Kinky to Torture: She qualifies as this.

Mina: There's tentacles everywhere! It's like a dream come true!

• • And when they join forces:

Mina: This isn't what being molested feels like! Raye: THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

• Totally Radical
• Valley Girl: "Oh my Buddha. Okay?! OMB."

Luna

Voiced By: Megami33

I can't take it anymore! All the girl talks about is food, food, food!

Serena's long-suffering cat mentor.

• Ass Shove: All those devices the scouts get (transformation pens, Serena's locket, the communicators, etc) are kept in Luna's butt until needed. Or until she manages to finally poop them out.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Fake Brit
• Liz Lemon Job
• My God, What Have I Done?: Luna's reaction after succumbing to Artemis' advances, and two seasons later when Diana shows up.
• Never Live It Down: In-universe, the Sailors needed a few episodes to start trusting Luna's hunches about evil activities again after her hunch about Amy working for the Negaverse became disproved.
• Only Sane Man
• Sarcastic Devotee: To all the scouts, but especially to Serena.

Artemis

Voiced By: Judgement915

Mina's Australian drunk cat mentor.

• The Alcoholic: Artemis is always drunk, and tries to justify making an early start on his boozing as compensating for the time zone difference for Australia's happy hour.
• Australian Accent: He has a nearly incomprehensible one.
• Captain Obvious: --->Artemis: Wait a second... wait... wait... Wait a second.
  Amy: What is it?
  Artemis: I... am a cat!
  Mina: Shut Up!
  Raye: CAN WE TALK SHIT ABOUT MINA AND ARTEMIS, TOO?!
  Mina: Sure, we won't notice. Giggle!
• The Unintelligible: when he's being particularly drunk.

Darien/Tuxedo Mask

Voiced By: MaxSkate2001 (Episodes 1-3, 6-12, 15/16, 17, 19-22, 24/25, 26/27 & 29), Roll002 (Episodes 4, 5, 13/14, 18, 23, 28, & 30-43), EvilChicken25 (Episodes 44 - Present)

Jesus, those girls make me want to actually jump off a cliff.

Serena's love interest, rescuer, and constant source of annoyance.

• Anti-Hero: Type II/Type III
• Badass Cape
• Blue Eyes
• Chick Magnet: Usually to his displeasure, seeing as his main fangirls are Serena, Raye, and Beryl.
• Deadpan Snarker
• Jerkass
• Knight in Sour Armor: He'll always come to Sailor Moon's rescue without fail, but he won't like it.
• Leitmotif: "Lost" by Anouk.
• The Other Darrin: It isn't called 'The Other Darien' on the main page for nothing.
• Paper-Thin Disguise: Darien is constantly being mistaken for Tuxedo Mask, and vice versa.
• Really Gets Around: According to episode 50, he had sex with Raye, Mina, and Lita (but not Amy) before becoming Serena's boyfriend. Justified in Raye's case, since they used to date.
• Sarcastic Devotee: To Serena.
• Tall, Dark and Handsome

Molly

Voiced By: KrisRix

Wow, what a weird dream! It never gets old — waking up in a random place with comatose bodies all around me.

Serena's Muggle Best Friend who has a thick Brooklyn accent and usually serves as rescue fodder.

• Distressed Damsel
• Hair Decorations: Molly usually wears bows in her hair.
• Green Eyed Red Head
• The Load
• My Name Is Not Durwood: Nephlite can never get her name quite right.

Andrew

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main Series), Judgement915 (Real Voice)

• Green Eyes
• Funny Foreigner
• Nice Guy: One of the only nice characters in the cast.
• Northern Mexico Eh

Villains

Queen Beryl

Voiced By: KrisRix

You don't bring me the crystal but you bring me an unconscious teenage boy?!! Wait, I have an unconscious teenage boy? Ohh...

The main antagonist of the first season. Has an obsession with hot teenage boys, Kelly Clarkson songs, and the internet.

• Absolute Cleavage
• Brown Eyes
• Evil Redhead
• God Save Us From the Queen
• Hermaphrodite: -->Malachite: Um, Your Majesty, You... don't have a... cock...

Queen Beryl: Says you!!!

• If I Can't Have You: At the end of the first season when she kills Darien after he gets de-brainwashed thanks to The Power of Love
  • Yandere
• Lovable Sex Maniac: She seems to enjoy video taping men wrestling in mud pits. Hmm...
• No Indoor Voice: A minor example compared to Raye. Considering they have the same voice actor...
• Token Good Teammate: Queen Beryl in the alternate universe episode. Although the villains fail at villainy as much as the sailor scouts fail at heroism.
• Yaoi Fangirl

Jedite

Voiced By: Roll002

These charms are now infused with the Negaverse, now with 33% more evil essence!

• And 99 Cents
• Blonde Guys Are Evil
• But Wait! There's More!!
• Camp Gay: Several of his Paper Thin Disguises. Beryl chews him out for it at one point.
• Devil in Plain Sight: Most of Jedite's schemes for sucking energy were not what you'd call subtle.
• The Ditz: "You see, the humans have this thing called... "time"!"
  • "I are super strong!"
• Paper-Thin Disguise: Serena even notices this at one point, but no one believes her for obvious reasons.

Nephlite

Voiced By: Roll002 (Main Series), KrisRix (Remix Episode)

Everything is ruled by the stars. The movement of the stars rules everything. The ruling of everything is by the stars. Those stars? They rule.

• Alas, Poor Villain
• Blue Eyes
• Large Ham: Whenever he goes off on a tangent about the STARS. (Which rule.)
• Long-Haired Pretty Boy
• Never Live It Down: In universe, no one can forget that Nephlite died on Molly after becoming her boyfriend. In fact, characters refer to him more often now as "Molly's dead boyfriend," as opposed to his name.
• Not Distracted by the Sexy: Molly tears her shirt to make a bandage for Nephlite while he gets his jacket off.
• Paper-Thin Disguise
• What Is This Thing You Call Love?: It's just indigestion. In his heart.

Zoicite

Voiced By: KrisRix (Main Series), Judgement915 (Remix Episode)

Here's my crystals. Now, you show me yours. Your crystals, I mean!

• Ambiguous Gender
• Blondes Are Evil
• Cherry Blossom: Whenever he/she appears, he/she's surrounded by cherry blossoms.
• Camp Gay: Zoicite? Gay? Don't be silly.
• Dirty Coward
• Noblefiend's Laugh
• Smug Snake
• Teleporters and Transporters: Teleportation is one of her/his special abilities.
• Villainous Crossdresser

Malachite

Voiced By: Whip0fAlchemy (Main Series), Megami33 (Remix Episode)

They deserved it. They weren't wearing their mittens! And also, they called me a f**.

• Blue Eyes
• Evil Laugh
• Long-Haired Pretty Boy
• Minion Shipping: He is the boyfriend of Zoicite.
• Only Sane Man: The most normal one out of the villains.
• White-Haired Pretty Boy

Fiore

Voiced By: Judgement915

TEN YEARS, DARIEN!

The villain of the SMA movie.

• Ax Crazy
• Camp Gay
• Catch Phrase: TEN YEARS!
• Cloudcuckoolander: I'M BEING THE UTMOST GENTLEMAN!
• Crazy Jealous Guy
• Depraved Homosexual
• If I Can't Have You
• Loners Are Freaks: You don't know what it's like to be without friends!
• Love Makes You Evil
• Psychopathic Manchild
• Red Eyes, Take Warning
• Stalker with a Crush
• Yandere

En (Ann)

Voiced By: KrisRix

The sister of Al. Along with Al, she pretends to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia in order to gather energy for their tree.

• Bizarre Alien Biology: Plant-based, energy-sucking life-form with tentacles in her mouth? Yes.
• Brown Eyes: In her human form.
• Clingy Jealous Girl: Towards Al and Darien
• Curtains Match the Window: Her eye colors match her hair in both her human and alien forms.
• Distracted by the Sexy: Anne. The conversation she has makes it even better.

Anne: Alan, you fool! You cannot do those things! I am your only lover! How can you possibly find those humans attractive! *Sees Darien reading* I would never find some male, attractive, tall, dark and handsome...with his books...and his purple pants...*gasp* What a babe! He's PERFECT!

• Evil Foreigner
• Fake Russian: Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
• Funny Foreigner
• Green-Eyed Monster: She's jealous of Al's crush on Serena.
• Green-Skinned Space Babe: She's attractive even in her alien form.
• Humanoid Alien
• Pointy Ears: Like her brother, En has elf-like ears.
• Rose-Haired Girl
• Yandere: Towards Darien and Alan

Al (Alan)

Voiced By: Judgement915

• Alien Arts Are Appreciated: Inverted. Alan is a fan of Lady Gaga.
• Bizarre Alien Biology: Like his sister. Strange things happen when he tries to eat.
• Blue Eyes
• Evil Foreigner
• Expy: Resembles Fiore in the first SMA movie.
• Fake Russian: Has a Russian accent in order to pretend to be a transfer student from Soviet Russia.
• Freudian Slip: There's a nice one by Alan in episode 42.

Anne: It seems to have no more energy. Alan: Well, with our cardians/guardians, that can be easily erectified. Anne: I don't think that's the right word.

• • Also this one:

Alan: As the humans say, I would not hold my dick about it. Anne: No, you mean breath. Hold your breath. Alan: Why would I hold my breath if I can hold my dick?

• Funny Foreigner
• Humanoid Alien
• I Need to Go Iron My Dog: "I have to go...bate the master!"
• Musical Assassin
• Pointy Ears: Has elf-like ears in his alien form.
• Stalker with a Crush: Has a big crush on Serena.
• Yandere: Towards En and Serena.
• You Gotta Have Blue Hair