Sailor Moon Abridged/Quotes

Amy: Take this [picture]. It's much better. I don't have my mouth wide open, like Serena. Serena: You bitch!

Serena: Are you the Moon Princess, Sailor Venus? Mina: I don't know, Sailor Moon. Raye: OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEEEEEM!!!

Cats: Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex... Cat #1: Sex! Sex, sex, sex... Fishbone! Cat #1: Sex? Hercules: Meow. Cats: SEX! (The cats back up) Luna: O-kay. (A small pink cat is chewing on Luna's tail. It notices Luna staring and spits her tail out) Cat #2: (making a big grin) Sex! (walks away and says "sex" with each step) Luna: Well that was just pointless and weird.

Luna: Sailor moon is the Moon Princess! Lita: Yeah, it's a total blow-away. I would know. Amy: Oh my gosh, Darien's Tuxedo Mask! Mina: I, like, point out the obvious, over and over again! Luna: Right, like how Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess! Amy: And how Darien is Tuxedo Mask! Serena: What about me being the Moon Princess? Zoicite: Wait, Darien's the Moon Princess? Amy: No, no- Zoicite's Tuxedo Moon! Raye: WHAT'S GOING ON?!