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Lady Macbeth: (looks at camera) So are we, like, in a commercial now? |
- Also:
Lady Macbeth: My plan will work! Macbeth just needs to screw his courage to his sticking place! |
Sassy Gay Friend: "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?". Translation? "Desperate. Desperate. I am really desperate." |
- This Troper totally cracked up at this part:
Sassy Gay Friend: You took a roofie from a priest. (Beat) Look at your life, look at your choices. |
- Cyrano de Bergerac
Meet Cyrano de Bergerac. He feels that his large nose makes him unlovable and has given up on wooing his true love Roxanne, and helps his friend Christian woo her instead. This fate could've been avoided, if he'd had a Sassy Gay Friend... |
- "Roxanne has a stripper's name! Who is she to judge?"
Sassy Gay Friend: Why would you want to remember the worst moment of your life? I don't set my clocks to remind myself of the terrible night I spent with Jacob Marley! |
Nina: Is this heaven? |