Small Girl, Big Gun/Quotes

"Japan: Please reconsider cartoon gun-toting big-eyed prepubescent blondes as your national heroes." — Mystery Science Theater 3000

"You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun." — Frankie Figs in The Whole Nine Yards

There was a young woman named Plunnery Who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery. Till one day unobservant, She blew up a servant, And was forced to retire to a nunnery. —Edward Gorey

That gun is bigger than you! —Mickey Smith to Jackie Tyler, scrapped line from Journey's End

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers. She draws a pistol from her knickers. She aims it at the creature's head, And bang bang bang she shoots him dead. —Roald Dahl, Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf