Smug Snake/Quotes

"Darius Dunn is a master of deception, Leonardo. But you must have faith that he will trip up someday... and when he does, we will be there." —Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward

"Yeah, reach out for me! I'm a snake! never trust a snake!" —Jake "The Snake" Roberts, WWF Superstars

"I've triumphed! Finally I am a very wealthy man which means that everybody must do as I say! I think I'll buy myself a new car with an extra powerful engine so that I can exceed the legal speed limit and an extra thick bumper so that I can ram into people without getting it scratched. And I shall name the car Count Olaf after myself so that when people hear the scream of breaks they'll shout "Look out! Here comes Count Olaf! Orphans! Head for the nearest luxury car retailer!" —Count Olaf, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Nadine Cross: They're coming for you, you know. The old woman sent them before she died. Randall Flagg: Get your ass back in here. Nadine Cross: Everything you've made here is falling apart. They're saying a simple retarded boy outwitted Randall Flagg. They're saying Judge Farris got away from your man in Idaho. Randall Flagg: He's as dead as Judas Iscariot. Nadine Cross: They're asking questions about Dayna, too. It's all slipping through your fingers. And they're whispering, Randy. I can see them, leaving their posts in the dead of night, and your eye can't see them. And when they come here — Stu… and Ralph… and Glen… and La— when they get here, your time will end, and I'll be watching. I'll be watching from Hell, with your baby in my arms! —The Stand

-Perhaps you would like to see how sssnake-like I can be! —Jafar, Aladdin

-Using defensive spells? Why, I can't imagine any situation arising in my classroom that would require you to use a defensive spell, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class? I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school, but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed - not to mention, extremely dangerous half-breeds. —Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter

-My sister. My dear sister. Oh, she'll think she's so great, won't she? —Jim Taggart, Atlas Shrugged

-You do NOT tell your elders what to do! —Davina Marr, Skulduggery Pleasant

Shit, I hate this guy! —James Vega on Kai Leng, Mass Effect 3

"So, you came... too bad you’re far too late!" "...What?" "Everyone else is already dead! Except this little tart. But trust me — I still plan to kill her..." "Mm-hmm..." "But first, I’m going to rape her!" "Nnnneat." "But before I can do any of that... I’m going to kill you!" "Oh? See, that would be intimidating, if you were… well, intimidating." —Homicidal Vampire Priest and Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged