So Bad It's Horrible/Quotes

Sheen: Did you watch the Happy Show Show, Jimmy?         Jimmy: Yes, and it was the worst show ever! It was obnoxious, idiotic, silly, infantile, inane, vapid, shall I go on?         Libby: You should watch it again.         Jimmy: Watch it again?! I could barely watch the first 30 seconds! I thought my TV would explode! I thought I would faint from the fumes of the show's supreme stinkiness! —Jimmy Neutron on the Happy Show Show, a Show that secretly brainwashes people into becoming happy zombies

"This doesn't even qualify as shit! This is like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!" —The Angry Video Game Nerd, on Superman 64.

"I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it." —Roger Ebert summing up his review of Rob Reiner's North.

"It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind." —Stephen Fry on The Da Vinci Code

"If this movie was a dog, I'd have it put down. If it was a car, I'd have it impounded. If this movie was a starving young woman, pleading with me for just a little bite of my ham and salami sandwich, I would kill her." —The Nostalgia Critic on Kazaam

"Sometimes it's interesting to see just how bad bad writing can be. This one promised to go the limit." —Sunset Boulevard

"I don't think I can properly prepare you for what we're about to see, but if you think I've cried wolf one too many times with similar claims, believe me when I say that it's the only video that's ever made my VCR throw up electronic guts and explode." —X-Entertainment's review of the Treehouse Trolls.

"You know, sometimes I wish that instead of just a power off button, the Nintendo had a FUCK YOU button that launched the cartridge out fast enough it would shatter on the wall. It might kill a few kids, but once you show how much Wayne's World needs to be destroyed, any judge would rule all the deaths as acceptable losses." —Seanbaby

"[W]atching it actually makes me cringe. I feel like I have to turn the volume down and face the TV toward the wall and watch it in a dark corner of somewhere where nobody will ever know. It just leaves you with a bad, bad feeling, like this movie should not exist." —The Angry Video Game Nerd on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels." —Roger Ebert's review of Freddy Got Fingered

"...I understand that it can be difficult to make an quality film on a shoestring budget. I realize that time and money restraints often mean that scenes have to be changed or cut at the last minute, so that the final product is often far different from what the creators had in mind when filming began. Indeed, I sympathize with the legions of young filmmakers out there who can't resist the camera's siren song despite lacking the funds, support, or talent necessary to bring their vision to life. But man, there is a fucking limit." —Something Awful on Absolution

"You know what? Fuck you Sonic, fuck you Tails, fuck you balls, fuck you Aquatic Base, fuck you Shadow, fuck you Silver, fuck you laser fence, fuck you Elise, FUCK EVERYONE! FUCK THIS GAME!" —TheHelldragon, Sonic The Hedgehog (2006) Playthrough, THD Edition: Sonic (Part 13)]

"'Now you're playing with power'? Now you're playing with fuckin' shit! You're better off fuckin' shit than fucking with this fucked up shit! Fuck this shit! You don't shit about how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is. It's so bad it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck it fucks. And I...can't take it anymore." —The Angry Video Game Nerd, on the Power Glove

"Astonishingly, amazingly, alarmingly bad. Just terrible. Not, and I stress this, NOT "so bad it's funny". Past that, in fact, and out the other side to "so bad I cried for the trees that lost their lives"."

"This is truly one of the most unplayable piles of excrement on the face of the planet. Don't buy it, don't give it a try, don't even look at the cover art! In fact, I recommend never to watch this review ever again as its only purpose is to showcase its shittiness and by seeing this abomination displayed more than once might result in complications."

"If the music were merely mediocre, I could forgive it, but the whole disc is just jaw-droppingly appalling at any moment. Not in an amusing, "point and laugh" sort of way. More in a "shocked and appalled" sort of way, sort of like the reaction to seeing a latter-day minstrel show. Sure, there were lame moments on previous albums, but I'm shocked and appalled that they produced something THIS bad."