Darlene: I have a very funny story that happened on the road with Tom Jones.
Adam: Well, we don't have time for it. So... (audience laughter.) No, no please!
Darlene: I got a little close to Tom Jones, we became very good friends. And night we actually went to bed together. We were gonna have sex.
Reginald: From what I hear, that's not unusual. (Audience erupts with laughter. Alan does a gesture to indicate Reg "hitting it out of the park", then the others start bowing to him.).
Alan: Can I just say something that I thought I'd never get to say in my life? So, you're about to have sex with Tom Jones, and then what happened?
Darlene: Well, I actually gave up on him, because of the fact he talked too much.
Reginald: Now, when you say he talked too much...
Darlene: No, let me finish, this is my story. When I say he talked too much, he talked about other women he had. So I said, "Honey, it's been nice, but I'll see you." And I put my clothes on and went back to my room.
Reginald: Oh, so he talked about other women before he had sex with you?
Darlene: Right!
Reginald: Yeah, you're not supposed to run the playbook like that.
Darlene: I've never been in his playbook!
Reginald: I hear you, I hear you.
Darlene: And we became very good friends after that, 'cos I was probably the only one that ever turned him down.
Reginald: Why would he do that? It's not like, it's gonna make you hotter! "Ooh, you had sex with Dolly Parton, I can't wait to get this shirt off!"