Stop Helping Me!/Quotes

WE ARE HELPING! WE ARE HELPING! —Dumbed-down binomes, Re Boot

Uh oh, everything's working fine, better call in the military! —Gordon Freeman, Freemans Mind

Like one who takes away a garment on a cold day, or like vinegar poured on soda, is one who sings songs to a heavy heart. —The Bible, Proverbs 25:20

I have heard many things like these; miserable comforters are you all! Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? I could also speak like you, if you were in my place; I could make fine speeches against you and shake my head at you. —Job, The Bible, Job 16:2-4

"HEY! HELLO! LISTEN! HELLO! HEY! WATCH OUT! HELLO! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, NAVI!" —Link, "There Will Be Brawl."

Church: "Caboose, Help Agent South!" Caboose: "OK" *Shoots Agent South* —Red vs. Blue

Zeetha: Are you sure they're trying to help? Gil: It's my fault, really. I make it look easy. —Girl Genius

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." —Ronald Reagan

Wallace: Scott! Scott (while fighting): What? Wallace: Watch out! It's that one guy! Scott: Okay, thank you, Wallace. —Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life

Harry: "Just promise me one thing, Dobby." Dobby: "Anything, Harry Potter!" Harry: "Never try to save my life again." —Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets

"You just got Mario sucked into a black hole, a gateway to the dark void between realities, where he will be tortured forever. That is not helping. That is the opposite of helping." —Critical Miss