Suburban Knights/Quotes

"Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... lies something better than this." —DVD tagline

Obstacle: None shall pass. The Nostalgia Critic: Oh, knock it off, jerkhole! We’re in a hurry! Obstacle': You are searching for unspeakable power. Linkara: And it’d go a lot faster if you got out of the way. Obstacle: But a great evil searches for it too. Obscurus Lupa: Sort of why we need to get going. Obstacle: He will never stop until he finds it. The Nostalgia Critic: Okay, enough of this. Obstacle: Your destiny awaits you. The Nostalgia Critic: Eat lead, you fairy dropping! Obstacle: Critic? The Nostalgia Critic: Suede? The Nostalgia Critic: How you doing, man? Holy smokes, I can’t believe it! What have you been doing with yourself? That Dude in the Suede: Oh, I’m an obstacle. You know how it is... The Nostalgia Critic: No kidding you’re an obstacle! Holy smokes! Obscurus Lupa: Who is that? The Nostalgia Chick: Oh, that’s That Dude in the Suede. He used to do reviews for the site. The Nostalgia Critic: That thing with your voice– How did you do that? That Dude in the Suede: It's just something I can do, you know what I mean? The Nostalgia Critic: That’s incredible, man, that’s incredible! Oh, it’s great to see ya! Oh, hey, hey, hey- We’re looking for Malachite’s Hand. Do you know where that is? That Dude in the Suede: Well, of course I do. I’m an obstacle, for goodness sake. The Nostalgia Critic: Fantastic! That Dude in the Suede: Oh, but first you must defeat me in mortal combat. The Nostalgia Critic: What? That Dude in the Suede: Oh, touch my sword. Oh, I am defeated, Let’s get out of here. Benzaie: Oh, Suede! It’s good to see you! That Dude in the Suede: Benzaie? I thought you hated me. Benzaie: Benzaie does hate you, but Conan loves you. That Dude in the Suede: Oh, all right then. The Nostalgia Critic: Hey, Suede, what is the story behind this Malachite guy anyway? That Dude in the Suede: Okay, let me fill you in. A long time ago… —The return of That Dude in the Suede.

"You'll be a lady and like it, you panty-waist sissy!" —Obscurus Lupa, while yanking the Critic's tie and making him bend over like a girl.

Joe: Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my lawyer. Cloak: Father. Joe: Whatever. Prepare to Die!

"The power is... yours." —Ma-Ti's final words.

Joe: "Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hamster." Todd: "Father." Snob: "That's not even a person!!"

"It's still better than Furry Vengeance." —Spoony on the commentary.

"My Name Is Inigo Montoya, motherfuckers!" —Angry Joe unleashing his MP5 on the cloaks.