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The opposite of Elaborate University High, a school that isn't very good at teaching because of budget issues and/or Political Correctness Gone Mad. Expect the textbooks to be massively out of date and have Cold War era information at best. It may or may not be an Assimilation Academy. The school is often full of ridiculously mean teachers and run by an even worse principal.
The Inner-City School is often the victim of this trope.
Examples of Sucky School include:
Comic Books[]
- The school from the Bash Street Kids in The Beano. One of the cartoon adaptations had the school shut down because of this (it was back by the end of the episode). No one learns, outdated books, falling apart building which I recall has no central heating and (wasn't outdated then) teacher still wearing a mortar board.
- Most of the pupils don't wear uniform, either (the only one who does is a snobby elitist), and all attempts to get them to do so are farcical.
Film[]
- Les Choristes centres on a failed musician, who accepts a job at a school for delinquent boys, the name of which translates to 'Rock Bottom'. It gets better, though- at least until the school burns down.
- In The Faculty, there is a scene early on that takes place at a faculty meeting, where they are deciding how to divide the school's budget. Much to the teachers' chagrin, money that could be used for buying new textbooks or putting on a School Play other than Our Town (which they did last year) is instead directed towards the football team, because, as Principal Drake explains, they live in a football town.
- Shermer High in The Breakfast Club.
Live Action TV[]
- In Glee: Principal Figgins is constantly telling Mr Schue that he can't help out with monetary issues within the Glee Club, and he [the principal] is always talking about the school's very tight budget; however, the reason that the school has no money to spend on costumes and the like is that the Cheerios have their own private photocopier and get their drycleaning done in Europe.
- Outnumbered makes a Running Gag of implying the school Pete teaches at is one.
- Mr. D's Xavier Academy looks like an Elaborate University High, but they have the title character as a teacher. And the others aren't that much better.
- Greendale Community College of Community is half this and half just bizarre. There aren't really mean teachers, however. Instead, the faculty seems to be composed of incompetent Cloudcuckoolanders of every description. There's a class called "Theoretical Phys Ed", the construction materials are horrendously outdated, and the teachers don't even bother to make course syllabi, letting the students stumble their way through to save energy. A serious concern for the school is that it'll be demolished and made into a parking lot annex for City College. Their flag is an anus and roughly 80% of all funds come from donations of AC Repair Annex alums.
- Deconstructed in the fifth season premiere where it's shown that the poor quality of education means that none of the group were able to achieve their dreams. Jeff's Evil Counterpart outright referred to it as a "diploma mill", noting that they gave an engineering degree to someone grossly under-qualified (as in his LEGO bridge couldn't support its own weight).
- Annie Edison summarized it best: "We're not even the best community college in our community!"
- It's frequently implied that this is the case for Hollywood Arts in Victorious. The staff members are either crazy or apathetic, 5/6 members of the main group have no idea how to operate outside of the school, all of their sports trophies are store bought, and, despite it being dedicated to every performing art, a music producer displayed open contempt for the student body, barring Tori, on two occasions, outright telling them that none of their dreams would ever come true.
- Mad TV's "Public Schoolhouse Rock" (a parody of the classic Schoolhouse Rock) did a series of songs about such a school. The principal was always drunk, there weren't enough seats for the kids, the textbooks were horrendously out of date, the cafeteria served the unhealthiest food possible to cut costs, and the hallways were full of graffiti and water fountains that caught fire.
Literature[]
- The school in Captain Underpants. The school library is shown as being almost completely free of books, with a librarian who discourages reading. The school also has signs posted encouraging mindless conformity. The teachers are also pretty much entirely either idiots or sadists.
Newspaper Comics[]
- Calvin and Hobbes discuss yet "another typical school day".
Video Game[]
- Bullworth Academy in Bully is filled with corruption, bullying, violence and vandalism, and none of the authority figures seem to care, or even acknowledge it, denouncing it as school spirit.
Web Comics[]
- In El Goonish Shive, Moperville North High School is run by principal Verrückt in a somewhat crazy way — such as blowing the security budget on propaganda, so there are no sprinklers or fire alarm autodialers, but lots of motivational murals. And then it starts enforcing a dress code.
- Kat from Sequential Art was in one, Catch 22 included.
Web Original[]
- "Why kids is stupid these days" by Mike Jacobsen. So much is said in two short speech bubbles.
- Detroit Central High School in SOTF-TV is of the budget issues variant. Played in complete contrast to the other school of SOTF-TV, Silver Dragon Academy (a prestigious private school).
Western Animation[]
- Springfield Elementary is regularly noted to be on a shoestring budget and is the worst school in the state. They serve "malk" and recycle gym mats for lunches. One of their textbooks is "Life in These 38 States." Without Lisa's incredible GPA keeping the school accredited, they'd have to release the children back into the wild. Seymour once memorably said that without Lisa, the school becomes "a tornado shelter with voting booths."
- According to Superintendent Chalmers, in "Lisa Gets an "A"", the school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri. That's why it was shut down and moved to wherever Springfield is brick-by-brick.
- South Park Elementary. Very few teachers (one of them being the bewilderingly incapable Mr. Garrison, even) and all.
- The "Skool" from Invader Zim is regularly acknowledged as both militant and under budget. Illustrative of this are the "hall passes", from the "Dark Harvest" episode, the first being a collar that explodes upon leaving school premises and the "auxiliary hall pass" being a radiator the student is expected to lug around.
- James Woods High School (since renamed Adam West High School) on Family Guy uses the textbooks part of the trope. They refer to the Civil Rights movement as "Trouble ahead." Their test scores were so low that the No Child Left Behind Act refused to support them.
- Tom Landry Middle School in King of the Hill shows budget and policy issues that reflects real life public school system. Examples include a shop class converted into a study room when the school couldn't afford a substitute teacher or equipment, and newly published Texas history textbooks that tells nothing about the history of Texas.
- Pearl Bailey High School in American Dad!. The budget is non-existent, they haven't won a single trophy since the 1980s, and the principal is a pedophilic criminal whose crimes include, but aren't limited to, drug running, murder, sexual harassment, breaking and entering, grand theft auto, drunkenly disorders, animal cruelty, assault, and slave driving. And he's a drug addict whose openly said that he doesn't care about the school.
- The school in Solar Opposites is underfunded, falling apart, crawling with bullies, and has openly sadistic (as in being late 3/180 days is enough to put someone on the short list for expulsion) and racist teachers who do it in the cafeteria.
- Master Yu's Earthbending Academy in Avatar: The Last Airbender. It's a parody of strip mall dojos and only hands out Earthbending degrees to those with a lot of money.
- The Morty academy in Rick and Morty according to Candidate Morty. It sucks any individuality out of the Mortys, treats them as entirely disposable, and provides them with no ability to function without a Rick. There's a poster that promotes recycling Mortys. As Cop Morty summarizes, all it does is raise them to be sidekicks.
- Casper High in Danny Phantom. The education isn't so bad but the cafeteria food might qualify as a poison and the Jerk Jocks and Alpha Bitches are openly "exempt from scorn" given their contributions to the football team and are free to harass, often to the point of extreme bodily harm, whomever they please.
Real Life[]
- Truth in Television: American public schools were originally created primarily to educate factory workers, not "men of letters". After public education became mostly available, schools were still somewhat bad as the teachers were more focused on "lickin' instead o' larnin", licking meaning paddling.
- This article, written by a recent Oregon high school graduate, illustrates just how sucky American schools can be.
- This was enforced in the American South before schools were integrated. While the "separate but equal" doctrine meant that, in theory, schools for white and black students had to be treated the same way, in practice this was never enforced, and the black schools had the worst of everything — usually the old, worn-out stuff that the white schools were throwing out and replacing. It was this abuse that led to the desegregation of the public school system.
- Due to corruption and shoddy funding (along with a general preferential treatment towards private, usually Catholic-run schools), a large chunk of public schools in the Philippines sadly fit this trope. More often than not one would either find typo-filled textbooks, flip-flopping standards, incomplete classrooms, unfinished buildings or worse all of the above. The irony becomes even more pronounced when one considers the fact that this descended from the original American system...