Tastes Like Diabetes/Quotes

"Ugh! How can you watch this?! Its like throwing up rainbows into my eyeballs!" —Rigby, Regular Show

"So damn cute you choke on all the sappy sweet glucose-ness...." —Mary Poppins, Forbidden Broadway

"I'm so sweet I cause diabetes." —Meade Slaughter, Clint McColloch's Nevada

"Aww! It's all so cute! It makes me wanna hurl." —Danny Phantom, Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots

And lemme warn you... They're so cute, they'll give you diabetes - the instantly fatal kind! —Kanji Tatsumi, Persona 4

Strange Lady: Hehwo, widdle puddy tat. Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey-wicey puddy tat? Garfield: Excuse me while Nicey-Wicey Puddy Tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy. —Garfield, strip for July 10, 1987

"There is such a thing as sentimentality porn." —Mark Kermode, Marley and Me Review.

"That's so sweet, I'm getting diabetes!" —Beryl, Sailor Moon Abridged

Ah, the Weidermann twins. Don't get too close, you'll go into sugar shock." —Kate, The Cutting Edge

"My guts fill up with pretty tales Their prissy cuteness never fails To make me puke, to crush my wits To rot my teeth and give me fits."

Brain: Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffi. "Life's a Rosy-Posy Bed of Honey" by Mary Flewis and Porkchop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot! Pinky: I'll help you floss! Brain: I'll help you hurt. —Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain, "A Walk in the Park"

"I never watch the Dinah Shore show--I'm a diabetic." —Oscar Levant

Evil Buzz: You're familiar with Gravitina's gravitational powers? Oh, she's quite a lady. Gravitina: Thank you, my wuvvy-dovey. Evil Buzz: No, thank you, my muffin-wuffin. Mira: I think I'm going to be sicky-wicky. —Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, "Sunquake"

"Your voice just gave me diabetes for the thirty-fifth time today." —Lelouch Lamperouge, Code Geass the Abridged Series

"It's so much easier to destroy cute evil toys - 'cute' makes my teeth hurt." —Sam Manson, Nicktoons: Attack of the Toybots

I think I'm gonna be sick from the sweetness overload. —Rhea Snaketail, Slightly Damned

That's so sweet I could hurl. —Zack, Sky High

Text:At the mention of his name, Hinata's face went red as she frantically searched around the room for him. He was nowhere to be found. MST:Cue application of insulin now folks. Text: Suddenly, there was a knock at the door as it slid open, revealing the boy she had been waiting for 7 years.. MST: GAH! Need more! Need more fucking insulin! Where’s the fucking needle! Text: He looked so much handsome, more confident, more noble as he walked in with a graceful air surrounding him. MST: It’s a full on double rainbow puking across the sky!

"And it is that word 'hummy', my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader Fwowed up." —Dorothy Parker

It's also just sickly, sickly sweet. It's finger-down-the-throat stuff. —Todd Sampson, The Gruen Transfer

Nostalgia Critic: Stanley, how dare you destroy a great animator's career with your... mere existence! Stanley (portrayed): Oh, I didn't Mr. Critic; I'm sharing all the good, good, good, goodness that comes from flowers, sunshine, and animals that smile with their mouthes open. Nostalgia Critic: Yeah but, could you make something with a little more intelligence and charm to it? I mean, this is so annoying! Stanley: But annoyance is part of my charm. I'm like that cute little puppy that barks a lot, or a unicorn's horn shoved up your ass, or pancreatic cancer. —The Nostalgia Critic's review of A Troll in Central Park

Roll: Talk about sweet. I could throw up! —Ruby-Spears' Mega Man