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Teen Titans Season 1

Final Exam [1.01]

Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed to watch TV without a remote?
Raven: Simple, you just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [he and Beast Boy exchange looks] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good. 'Cause it wasn't funny.

Cyborg: Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?
Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!
Starfire: I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Robin: [after a moment of awkward silence] Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.
Starfire: Oh....
Cyborg: Double pepperoni!
Beast Boy: I'm not eating meat!
Cyborg: There's no meat in pepperoni!

Cyborg: Um... don't buses normally have drivers?
Robin: [picks up a teddy bear in the baby carriage they just saved from being smashed by a runaway bus] And don't baby carriages normally have babies?
Gizmo: [through the teddy bear, as it turns to look at Robin] Are you pit-sniffers normally this stupid?

Beast Boy: Is it me, or are we getting our butts kicked?
Robin: It's just you!

Jinx: [to Raven] You fight like a boy.

Beast Boy: That didn't just happen. Tell me that didn't just happen.
[Beast Boy rubs his right thigh and Raven heals it.]
Beast Boy: Who knew we had a doctor in the house. Thanks...
Cyborg: (entering the scene) Maybe ya'll should call me Flyborg. I was halfway to Gotham City before Star zapped that thing off my back. So what'd I miss?
[Beast Boy look downcast and do not answer]
Cyborg: Tell me how we kicked their butts. C'mon, I gotta have to play by play.

Cyborg: [after being hacked into by Gizmo and losing his right arm] We got kicked out of our house, a pint-size Poindexter took me for a joyride, and in case you haven't noticed, I just became left-handed!
Cyborg: Or what?! Our bad vibes will keep you from meditating?!

Jinx: [going through Raven's clothes] Does she have anything that's not blue?

Beast Boy: NO! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been...alphabetized! How am I ever gonna find anything?!

Starfire: Somebody ate all of our blue, furry food!

Sisters [1.02]

Robin: Cotton candy? [Offers some]
Starfire: The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very-
Robin: -this is different.
Starfire: [She eats some] Mmmm...oh! [Laughs] It vanished!
Robin: [Laughs] Yeah, it'll do that.

Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize!

Raven: A giant chicken, I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
Blackfire: Yo, Beast Boy, what's up?!
Beast Boy: Nothing but the ceiling, baby.
Blackfire: [Laughing] Good one!
Beast Boy: [To Raven] See? She thinks I'm funny.

Starfire: Might you wish to "hang out" with me? We could visit your favorite depressing cafe.

Raven: This is pointless,
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?

Guy: Hey, hot alien girl. You diggin' the scene?
Starfire: I did not know we were supposed to bring shovels. [Everybody laughs at her]

Starfire: Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the "cool moves", and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels!

Cyborg: You want to pass me, but you can't pass me. You can't pa- [Surprised; Beast Boy grins] You passed me!
Beast Boy: Tighten the turn... jets... and nitro!

Starfire: [Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?
Robin: Fireworks.
Starfire: On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordanians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?
Robin: Positive.

Starfire: When I first came to this planet, I did not think I would ever fit in; Earth was full of strange things. But now I see tha-
Robin: Here comes the finale. [fireworks go off and Robin cheers] Ah-mazing.
Starfire: Earth is full of amazing things too.
Robin: Best planet I've ever been to.

Centauri 2: By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. (pulls out a badge)
Beast Boy: Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.
Centauri 2: And we are Centauri Police.
Centauri 1: The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! (points to Starfire) She's commited high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.
Starfire: I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.
Robin: But I know someone who has. (takes the necklace off Starfire, showing the gem Blackfire gave her earlier; Starfire gasps) (to the police) You've been chasing the wrong girl. (turns to the others) Where's Blackfire?
Beast Boy: [sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...
Robin: Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!
Starfire: (enraged) No, she will not!

Divide and Conquer [1.03]

Robin: Loser.
Cyborg: Jerk.
Robin: You got a problem, tin man?!
Cyborg: Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!
Robin: Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!
Cyborg: You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!
Robin: I don't even know why you're on this team!
Cyborg: That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Starfire: [About the Pudding of Sadness] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Starfire: I feel like the underside of a Zornian muck-beetle.

Starfire: I wish to initiate a group hug!

Robin: Let me go, you giant ZIT!

Forces of Nature [1.04]

Beast Boy: Okay, it's not a ridiculous's a BRILLIANT one!


Beast Boy: Shhhh!..
Beast Boy: Shhhh!
Cyborg: Why are we hiding?
Beast Boy: Shhhhhhhh!!
[Beast Boy realizes it's Cyborg]
Beast Boy: Cyborg?! You can't be Cyborg!!
Cyborg: [Confused] I can't?
Beast Boy: If you're you - then who's...?

Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Beast Boy: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a...A CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag??
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a clorbag.

Beast Boy: (Hurrying to catch up with Starfire) Come on, Star. (He catches up) You can't stay mad forever. What? Do I have to do the face? (smiling) You know you can't resist the face.
[He turns into a small kitten with wide eyes and meows]
Starfire: Hmph! [Walks on]
[Beast Boy turns back into his normal form]
Beast Boy: She resisted the face!

Robin: Okay, team. We have to find those guys before they do any more damage. Cyborg, search the west side. Raven, the east. I'll take downtown. Beast Boy, you and Star scan from the skies.
[Beast Boy glances at Starfire, who has her back to him, her eyes closed and arms crossed]
Beast Boy: Um... maybe Cyborg should come with me instead?
Robin: [A beat] But, Cyborg can't fly.
Beast Boy: Oh. Yeah.
Cyborg: [Pinches Beast Boy's cheek] Have a nice flight, my little clorbag.

[Beast Boy crawls out as a spider from under a pile of rubble that seemingly fell on top of Starfire. Turns back into normal form]
Beast Boy: Star? Starfire? Where are you? (climbs down) Come on! Gimme a sign here! (He starts to dig.) You have to be all right, okay? 'Cause I-it was just a joke, you know? Back at the Tower, and...I'm sorry. I never said it, but I'm really, really sorry. It was supposed to be funny. And you could've been hurt, and... (softly) ...I'm a total clorbag. [A shadow comes over him. He looks over his shoulder] Huh?
[Cuts to Starfire standing behind him, a forgiving smile on her face]
Beast Boy: Starfire!
[Turns into kitten again and jumps into her arms]
Starfire: [Laughs] I am glad you are unharmed as well.
[Beast Boy takes normal form again and kneels before her]
Beast Boy: I am so sorry. You gotta forgive me.
Starfire: [Helping him up] I already have. Now those evil brothers must be made to apologize.
Beast Boy: I don't think they are evil. [Zoom in of his face] I think they're just like me.

The Sum of His Parts [1.05]

Beast Boy: Yo, Raven! Try one! They're loaded with soybeany goodness!.

Cyborg: Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food! [starts scarfing away]
Starfire: Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.
[starts slurping more of her drink. Robin and Cyborg slowly stop eating and start looking at her, flabbergasted]
Cyborg: Um .. Starfire?
Robin: That's mustard.
Starfire: [lovingly rubs the mustard jar on her cheek] Is there more?

The Amazing Mumbo: Now, Robin, I'm sure there's a peaceful solution here... [Takes two bombs] But this isn't it!

Nevermore [1.06]

Dr. Light: [Taunting her] What's the matter, afraid of the light?
Dr. Light: [Raven loses control of her anger] Aaah! NO! NO! [Tentacles grab him] My suit! What are you--No! Stop! You win! I surrender!
Dr. Light: I SURRENDER! NOOOOO... [He's pulled under her cloak]

Dr. Light: [After being pulled out of Raven's cloak, looking absolutely horrified, pale and somewhat beaten up] It dark...make it stop...[Shuddering] Make it stop!

Robin: [After Beast Boy served Breakfast] Thanks Beast Boy. Everything looks great.
Starfire: On my planet, such a feast would mark the arrangement of a marriage. Tell me Beast Boy, to whom are you engaged?
[Beast Boy screams and shudders]

Robin: Maybe you should go apologize.
Beast Boy: Me?! I'm not the one who turned breakfast into a battlefield!
Cyborg: Yeah, but after the weirdness that went down last night you should know better than to go messin' with her.
Beast Boy: I was trying to be NICE! But no matter how hard I try,she still treats me like tofu eggs! You know, she's never once laughed at any of my jokes!
Cyborg: At least she listens. I just kinda tune you out.

Cyborg: We're in Raven's room... We should not be in Raven's room...

Beast Boy: [After being pulled into a bizarre world] I told you we shouldn't have gone in her room!

Beast Boy: So,where are we?
Cyborg: You're asking the wrong robot. My sensors must be on the blank cause they're sayin' we're in Titans Tower.
Beast Boy: Riiight. So how do we get back?
Cyborg: Guess we start walking.
Beast Boy: Come on! I'm serious. We're on a rock in the middle of- [gets cut off] [rocks start forming a path] Oh. If sending us to Weirdsville is Raven's idea of a joke,I am SO not laughing.
Cyborg: Hey, she didn't send us here! You're the one who went snooping in her room and popping zits in her magic mirror!
Beast Boy: Who booby traps a mirror?
Cyborg: Maybe it wasn't a trap, maybe its Raven's way home. Maybe this is where she's from.
Beast Boy: Definitely creepy enough.

Beast Boy: [After being narrowly saved from falling nevermore by the ground turning 180 degrees] Raven?? How did...Where...What just... Why are you wearing PINK???
Happy Raven: 'Cause it's my favorite color?
Beast Boy: [Completely flabbergasted] It is?
Cyborg: Look, I'd love to talk fashion, but I don't suppose you'd know how to get home?
Happy Raven: The Forbidden Door. It's the only way out. But you don't wanna go there. Not now.
Beast Boy, Cyborg: [glance at each other] Uh... yeah, we do!
Happy Raven: [cheerfully] Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you! [leads them to the door, pretending to be an aeroplane]
Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't even think Raven could do happy.

Cyborg: [To Pink Raven] You're laughing?
Beast Boy: At one of my jokes?
Happy Raven: Sure. I always thought you were funny, BB, but hey, looks aren't everything! [laughs]

[Robin and Starfire find Raven meditating on the roof]
Robin: Raven, you okay? We stopped by your room and the door's been knocked down.
[ and she briefly laughs uncontrollably before instantly turning deadpan]
Starfire: [to Robin] Many of your Earthly ways are still strange to me, but that was... "just plain freaky", correct?

Cyborg: Hey, I know where we are! We're in that place where I didn't know where we were before!

Timid Raven: And, remember the time I called you both immature pinheads? I'm sorry for that too. And also-
Beast Boy: [exasperated] For the hundredth-millionth time...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: ... WE FORGIVE YOU!

Beast Boy: [To the green Raven] What is your deal?! First you nuke breakfast, then finally laugh at my jokes, then you're all weepy, and now you're a Marine?! Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?!
Happy, Timid and Brave Ravens: I'm Raven.
[Beast Boy faints at the scene of all three together.]
Cyborg: [Pointing them each out] Happy, timid, brave.
Happy Raven: You forgot Dopey! [Points to Beast Boy and laughs]
Cyborg: Different sides of Raven's personality; we're not in Raven's home...
Beast Boy: We're in her head.
Beast Boy: [nervously] Hehe... my bad.

Beast Boy: Thought you didn't like me.
Cyborg: Yo! I like both of you! Now get your butts over here!

Beast Boy: So we really are friends?
Beast Boy: And you really think I'm funny?

Switched [1.07]

Starfire: Raven? Please forgive my interruption, but have you seen Robin?
Starfire: Oh. Perhaps you have seen Cyborg?
Starfire: Beast Boy-?

Starfire: Perhaps we should do the hanging out? We never have before and conceivably it could be fun. We might journey to the mall of shopping, or perform braiding maneuvers upon each other's hair, or- [Notices Raven is visibly fuming with irritation] wish to be alone?

Robin: [About the puppets] They got all the details just right.
Beast Boy: Speak for yourself! I'm way better looking than this. And taller.

Starfire: Shall my tiny replica do battle with your tiny replica?

Beast Boy: [Sleeptalking] Ladies, please- one at a time. You'll all get to take a picture with me. [Kisses the socks in his hands]

Starfire: Oh Starfire! This is awful, terribly, horribly awful!
Raven: Tell me about it.
Starfire: Very well. Robin, Cyborg and Beast Boy have been trapped inside tiny wooden bodies while a nasty creature called the Puppet King has taken control of their real bodies which he is using to hunt us down and you and I are in the wrong bodies and-! [She destroys everything she walks past as she gets more worked up]
Raven: Raven [more calmly] You need to calm down.

Starfire: What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever?!
Raven: We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. [beat] What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: Nothing!
[Street lamp blows up]

Starfire: I will try to calm down! Peace...quiet...tranquil- (A car suddenly flips over)
Raven: We are so doomed.

Raven: Fly, fly!
Starfire: We cannot fight them again. I do not wish to, and in our present condition we would surely be defeated!
Raven: OK, how do you fly this thing?

Starfire: Quickly Raven, our friends are in danger! We must follow and-
Raven: And what?Save them with my unusable powers while your unbridled emotions blow us to bits. (sarcastically) Nice flying by the way.

Starfire: ] What was your joyful thought?
Raven: You don't want to know.
Starfire: Oh, but I do! Please tell me: What did you imagine?
Raven: You not talking.
Starfire: Oh... well... I am... glad I was able to help.

Puppet Beast Boy: Dude! Get your butt outta my face!
Puppet Robin: Can't move. Deal with it.

Starfire: We have done it! [Hugs ]

Deep Six [1.08]

Beast Boy: [In reply to Starfire's comment about the marine life] If you think that's cool, wait'll you see me out there kicking butt! First, I'm goin' shark. [He starts snapping his jaws, mimicking a shark.]
Cyborg: [Pressing the off switch controlling Beast Boy's microphone]
Beast Boy: [Now muffled] Hey! What this thing on?! Hey, cut it out!
Cyborg: [Turns it back on; Innocently] Goodness me, I seem to have accidentally switched off Beast Boy's microphone.

Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous. [Turns into a whale]

Cyborg: Main power's down, hydrojets are toast and we're leaking air!
Robin: Tell me something I don't know!

Beast Boy: [As a squid, chasing the Titans as they sink] I got it, I got it! [Two whales pass him] Huh? [The two whales save the Titans] They got it? How come they got it?
Aqualad: [Popping up next to him] Because I asked for their help.
Beast Boy: You talk to fish? Yeah right!
Aqualad: I'm talking to you, aren't I?
Beast Boy: [frustrated] Well I, uh... technically I'm a squid.

Beast Boy: INCOMING!!! [Lands on Aqualad] I said "incoming".

Beast Boy, Aqualad: [In perfect sync with each other] I just saw Trident! No you didn't! Yes I did! Cut it out!

Robin: [Sealing the cave with the seismic blasters] Yes!
Starfire: Victory!
Cyborg: Boo-yah!

Beast Boy: You're the best!
Aqualad: No, you're the best!
Beast Boy: Yeah, you're right.

Aqualad: I usually work alone.
Beast Boy: Yeah.. Me too.
Aqualad: You do not. You're part of a team.
Beast Boy: So? You hang out with Tram, the fish boy! What's your point??

Masks [1.09]

Beast Boy: O.K, all work and no flicks makes me a dull Beast Boy. So my fellow couch potatoes, what'll it be? Super Ninja Showdown 8? Or Maniac Fury: Attack of the Protozoids?
Cyborg: [Not sarcastically] Yeah, it's really hard to pick. Wanna watch 'em both?!
Starfire: Perhaps Robin would enjoy potatoing the couch with us?

Slade: Patience. Trust is easy to destroy, but it takes time to build.

Beast Boy: I don't know,. That's kind of a good look for you.
Cyborg: Hold still. [Rips the X off with a nasty tearing noise, Beast Boy and Starfire scream]

Cyborg: I've adjusted my ocular implant to scan multiple subharmonics in the EM spectrum.
Beast Boy: 'Kay, do you come with subtitles?
Cyborg: My eye should spot him even if he's invisible.

Beast Boy: [After Red X saves him from an oncoming subway train] Dude, did you just save me? [Red X kicks him] D'oh!

Robin: Whatever you're planning, Slade, it's over!
Slade: On the contrary, Robin... it's just begun.

[Slade knocks Robin off the edge of a building. Just as he starts to fall, Slade catches him by the wrist.]
Robin: You... saved me?
Slade: I'm not through with you!

Robin: You want to yell at me, too? Everyone else has, and I don't blame them.
Starfire: I do not wish to yell, merely to understand. Robin, why did you not tell us the truth?
Robin: I needed to fool Slade. If you guys knew it was me under that mask, you guys would have held back. Doesn't matter anyway, Slade figured it out, and I haven't figured anything out about him.
Starfire: That is not true. Whoever Slade is, you and he are... similar. He did not trust you... and you did not trust us.

Mad Mod [1.10]

Mad Mod: Why you're right where you belong my duckies! You're in school!(Mad Mod skids down stair railing) That's right lads, and lovies, you're the only students at Mad Mod's Institute for Braty Teenage Do-gooders!
Mad Mod: And it's 'bout time someone taught you sprogs a lesson!

Starfire: Now we need only to locate an exit.
Cyborg: Or just keep blastin' 'til we make one.
Robin: Easy, last thing I smashed tried to smash me back!

Starfire: [Trying to wake Beast Boy] Beast Boy? It is I, Starfire, your friend! Please, speak to me! [knocks on his head] Beast Boy! Beast Boy!. [Pauses and then takes a huge breath. Yelling at the top of her voice] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! [Beast Boy doesn't wake]
Robin: [Nervously] Eh, Star, I don't think that's working.

Cyborg:[Burps loudly]
Beast Boy:[Wakes up, laughs] Nice one!...Uh, how did I get here and why am I covered in drool?

Cyborg: Make him laugh!
Starfire: [To Beast Boy] How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark?...Fimbar!
Beast Boy: [Drools]
Starfire: Um... "boogers"?
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... "Boogers"...OH MAN!

Cyborg: You asked for it! [He removes Raven's hood, moistens his finger and gives her a Wet Willy]
Beast Boy: [Laughing hysterically] AWESOME! [Realizing he was hypnotized again] Not again!

Mad Mod: [Cornered] Ah-heh-heh. Hello, guv'nuh.
Robin: School's out, and you're looking at about 20 years of detention.

Starfire: [Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy] I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all manners of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear that this time his brain is gone forever!
Beast Boy: [Wakes up, laughs] Ha ha!! Good one!! [Stops, glares] Dude, that's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...

Apprentice: Part 1 [1.11]

Robin: All you care about is destruction.
Slade: And all you care about, you destroy.

Slade: I'm sure you're all familiar with the concept of a Chronoton Detonator...
Cyborg: No!
Starfire: [Gasps]
Beast Boy: No way!, what's a crouton detonator?

Beast Boy: You know, just because we're trying to catch Slade doesn't mean you have to act like him.
Robin: Don't you ever compare me to him. He's trying to destroy the city; I'm trying to save it!

Cyborg: I will not be havin' attitude from a boat!

Slade: For some time now, I have been searching for... an apprentice. Someone to follow in my footsteps. And Robin, I've chosen you. Congratulations.
Robin: No way would I ever work for-
[Slade shows Robin the kill switch]
Slade: If you join me... if you swear to serve me... if you never speak to your friends again... I will allow them to live. But... if you disobey even the smallest request... I will annihilate them, Robin - and I will make you watch. So, do we have a deal?

Apprentice: Part 2 [1.12]

Beast Boy: The way I see it, there are only two logical explainations. One: [Holds up comic book with a robot dressed as Robin on cover] he's been replaced with an evil robot duplicate. Two: [Flips to frame with a zombie Robin] he's another innocent victim of zombie mind control.

Beast Boy: That's not Slade... That's...
Starfire: Robin...

Slade: You're going to keep stealing, Robin. And you're going to keep getting that thrill. And sooner or later, you will see things my way. Who knows? I might even become like a father to you.
Robin: I already have a father. [Pan up as bats fly through the ceiling] [Theme from Batman: The Animated Series plays]

Slade: Robin, that was vicious, dishonorable, and ruthless. Excellent work. You're becoming more like me every second.

Starfire: Robin... you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight. If you are truly evil, then go ahead - do what you must.

Beast Boy:[shocked at the probes inside his blood cells] Those things are inside of me!? EW!
Cyborg: They're inside all of us.
Starfire: With these, Slade can destroy whenever he wants to.
Beast Boy: And you guys thought my zombie theory was crazy.

Robin: Get out of here. Go! You don't know what those beams did to...
Beast Boy: Dude.
Cyborg: And we don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We are not leaving without you.
Slade: How very touching... [Puts thumb on trigger] but Robin doesn't need any friends.

Cyborg: That's it, y'all. The Teen Titans are officially probe-free.
Beast Boy: [Doing "the robot"] Go Beast Boy, you're probeless, no probes now, go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy... get funky! [Moonwalks] Uh-uh, that's right...
[Cyborg and Robin stare]
Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg: All-you-can-eat...
Beast Boy: Free form...
Beast Boy, Cyborg: Breakfast explosion!

Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles?
Cyborg: Man, nobody wants tofu waffles.
Beast Boy: I do. Now pass me the soy milk.
Cyborg: I'm telling you, you're not getting anywhere near the soy milk.
Beast Boy: Dude, pass me the soy milk!
Cyborg: Is there meat in the tofu?
Beast Boy: No, there's no meat in tofu, it's tofu!
Cyborg: Then nobody wants it...

Car Trouble [1.13]

Cyborg: You lost my car?... My car lost a race?!
Thief: No way, we beat him easy. She handled like a dream!
Cyborg: She did? How'd she take the curves 'cause, Y'know, I've been working on the suspension, and-d-d-d-d-- Don't try to distract me! Who has her now?

Cyborg: What are you doing here?
Cyborg: Might as well stop looking. T-Car’s probably halfway to Metropolis by now... from the day I designed her, I knew she was gonna be special. And I work so hard every fuel injector every spark plug. I made her perfect. I put my heart, my soul, and my circuits into this car. And now she's gone forever. Maybe you were right, maybe it was just a car.
just a car, it was... your "baby".
Cyborg: Yeah. Thanks, Rae.
Cyborg: [Sees Gizmo drive off in his car; About Gizmo] He'll get ketchup on the seats!

Gizmo: Hey! Let me go, ya barf-smelling hairball! [He farts in Cyborg's face]

Overload: [After taking over the T-car] Only way to stop Overload is to destroy your precious car!
Cyborg: [Changes right arm into sonic blaster] It's not my car anymore.

Starfire: [after accidentally turning on the windshield wipers] Look, they are dancing!

Teen Titans Season 2

How Long is Forever? [2.01]

Robin: I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!!!

Robin: (To Cyborg and Beast Boy) KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!

Starfire: If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!
Warp: "Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed. [Holds up Clock of Eternity] I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear.

[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]
Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Future Raven: (Back turned) No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Future Raven: Just another figment, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen, I am here because...
Future Raven: Never coming back! Go away! [She drifts to another part of the room] It has to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...
Starfire: Your mind. Without friends, you must have-
[As she reaches out to touch Raven, Raven forms a telekinetic Raven to act as a barrier. Starfire leaves]

Starfire: Robin?
Nightwing: I haven't used that name in a long time. Call me... Nightwing.

[During the fight with Warp, a blast from Cyborg's cannon hits warp; Nightwing and Starfire look over]
Future Cyborg: Boo-yah.
Starfire: Cyborg! You are repaired!
Nightwing: Glad you could make it.
Future Cyborg: Wouldn't have missed it. Now, who said y'all could start without me?
Warp: So sorry. Perhaps I should finish you first!
[Beast Boy appears in lion form, charging at Warp. He swipes at Warp and joins the other Titans. Warp begins to charge up his gun and black telekinetic energy envelopes him and he gets flung across the room, hitting the wall. The other Titans look in shock and look over to the corner - a black energy Raven appears from the ground, rises up and turns into Raven.]
Future Raven: Nobody hurts my friends.
[She flies over and joins the other Titans]
[Beast Boy transforms back to human form and notices Nightwing's hair]
Future Beast Boy: Dude... that is so unfair.

Beast Boy: You mean I'm going to be bald?! [Rips his hair out]

late to do this festival of friendship thing?

Starfire: Oh! It is never too late!
[telekinetically places the other necklaces on Beast Boy and Cyborg]
Cyborg: Happy Blorthog!
Beast Boy: I thought it was 'Blort Hog'?

Robin: So... "Nightwing", huh?

Every Dog Has His Day [2.02]

Beast Boy: Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?
Starfire: Um...

Raven: Don't make me send you to another dimension.

Robin: Be careful everybody! We don't wanna hurt him...


Soto: Bad dog. Soto will punish.

[The Titans discuss telepathic communication with an alien dog.]

[Soto decides to be a dog and hops around, eventually licking his dog's face.]
Beast Boy: Ooookaaayy... weird.

Only Human [2.04]

Mechanic: Now don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you. Better than all of us.
Starfire: Your Atlas is nothing but a... [Shouting] ZOLWARG TUBEK-PLIXING ZORDMORKER!!
Beast Boy: Yeah, what she said!

Atlas: I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.
Cyborg: I'm only half human!
Atlas: And half of nothing is still nothing.

Starfire: Inform that mass of metal who is the boss!

Beast Boy: I give you a, 9 for the dive, but a 2 for the landing (Robin glares at Beast Boy)
Cyborg:Nobody asked you.

Cyborg: My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do.

Robin: You wanted a fair fight? That's what you're going to get!
Atlas: Five against one? This is a fair fight?
Beast Boy: Think of us as referees.
Cyborg: It's just you and me.

Atlas: No more. I am defeated. You are a better robot.
Cyborg: No. I'm a better person.

Fear Itself [2.05]

Control Freak: Well, well well. If it isn't my arch nemisess... es ... the Teen Titans!
Beast Boy: Um... Yeah! [Aside to Cyborg] who is this guy? [Cyborg shrugs in answer.]
Control Freak: [Control Freak is displayed on the televisions] Yes. I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am... Control Freak!
Control Freak: [Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction]

Cyborg: Ow! Ow! Wow those brains are tasty. Hey! Stop that! That's not yours.....!


Cyborg: ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back! [Starts eating the evil candy] Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good... [The tiny terrors scream in fear, and run off, as Cyborg's face turns emerald, and he starts to sweat profusely.]
Cyborg: Oh boy... [He runs out of the battle and vomits in the nearest trash can he can find.]

Robin: [In reply to Beast Boy's synopsis of Wicked Scary.] Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea that Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects. [These comments trigger another wave of puke from the still queasy bionic Titan, who turns green and starts to barf behind the sofa.]

[After the movie]
Beast Boy: [Sticks head up from behind couch] Is it over?
Starfire: [Eyes closed, hiding face in Robin's cape] I dare not open my eyes to find out!
Cyborg: Now I'm really sick to my stomach.
Robin: I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that was the scariest thing I've ever seen.
[The four pause and look at each other, and then burst into laughter]

Beast Boy: Come on, Raven, admit it, you were totally scared!

Beast Boy: [Robin inquires where the dark creatures came from] HELLO??? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious! [Tugging at his face, and contorting it.]

Beast Boy: Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy - ME!
Robin: [Trying to pry Beast Boy off him] Get a grip, Beast Boy! The monster's not going to eat anybody.

"fearless"] He's right. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Beast Boy: [Being dragged by tentacles into a wall of darkness] What did I tell you? Funny guy goes first! [The word "first" being prolonged into a near yell.]

[Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire are going into the basement]
Starfire: Oh, well, our friends are not here. Let us quickly go back to see if they...
[Cyborg grabs her by the top of her head and yanks her off the stairs. She squeals with fear]
Cyborg: We're not leaving 'til we get to the bottom of this.
Starfire: This unpleasant room is not the bottom?

I'm not afraid... [She opens her eyes, finally relents and admits the truth] I am afraid. I'm afraid... but that doesn't mean I can't fight back! [She unleashes her telekinetic powers, which eradicates all the monsters]

Robin: Raven is afraid.But when she wouldn't talk about it,the fear found another way out.

Starfire:(Gasps)Her powers.

Robin: Once you accepted your fear,you reigned control of it.

Beast Boy: So the monsters were created by Raven from accident?

Cyborg: [Yawns] Sunrise. Time for bed.
Beast Boy: You know, your haunted house was way creepier than that stupid movie. Any chance you'd want to do all this again for Halloween?

Date with Destiny [2.06]

Killer Moth: (Wrapping up evil monologue) ...Soon the city will bow before its new master, Killer Moth!
Killer Moth: (Bursting into Kitten's room) Daddy's working, Kitten! Can't this wait until--

Beast Boy: The Guy has got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find.

Starfire: (Having finished bending and twisting Robin in several impossible ways) Better?
Robin: (Dangling upside-down, limp and floppy) Ah, much! Thanks.
Starfire: I welcome you. There are few problems Tamaranean acupressure will not solve.

Killer Moth: My demands are simple: The city will declare me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... [beat] will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom.
"'Kitten'": Hi Robbie-poo!
[record scratch sound]
Robin: (Pauses) Um... what was that last part again?
Starfire: Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?

Starfire: (Slaps video image of Kitten) This "prom" is some manner of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!
Robin: It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.
Starfire: (Gasps) He does not accept! Do you hear? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!

Starfire: (ranting) Odium, scandal, atrocity! These demands must not be met! Clearly, this demented madman has no idea who he's dealing with and if he believes-
Robin: (over the top of Starfire's ranting, into his communicator) Cyborg, report. How bad is it?
Cyborg: Bad! Can't hold 'em off much longer! If you're gonna do something, do it quick!
Starfire: (still ranting) -out of his MIND if he believes you would even consider such a distasteful-
Robin: I have to do it.
Starfire: WHAT?!

Robin: Starfire will join you to help with the search.
Starfire: Hmph!
Beast Boy: Hey, what about you? Aren't you gonna help us?
Robin: I can't. (depressed) I have a date.

Starfire: I believe, on such occasions, it is customary to wear a dead plant?

Robin: I don't dance.
you've never, ever danced before!
Robin: (Remains glued to his seat) Tried it once. Didn't like it.
straight to the kissing...
Robin: ...wanna dance?

Robin: (Makes a forced, painful smile) Maybe.

Beast Boy: (About Killer Moth) You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough.

Fang: (To Robin) Get your hands off my girl!
Starfire: (To Fang) Keep your legs off my boy!

Robin: Sorry we pretty much ruined your prom.
Boy: Are you kidding? It was the best prom ever!
Girl: Even though I still can't feel my legs.

Beast Boy: You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
Raven: Don't even think about it.

Starfire: (About Kitten) She is a manipulative gremplork not worthy of Robin's time!

Man on Intercom: (spotlights circle around the floor, and both Robin and Starfire brace themselves for action) And now the moment you've all been waiting for. The king and queen of this year's prom are...Robin & Starfire! (as the spotlights stop on them, much to their surprise).
Robin: I guess one more dance wouldn't kill me. (he then takes Starfire's hand and they go dance together).

Transformation [2.07]

Beast Boy: Starfire, hurry up! You've been in there for twenty minutes, and I'm not paper-trained! (Turns into a whining dog)

Beast Boy: Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing.

(Beast Boy is waiting for Starfire to get out of the bathroom)

Beast Boy:a b c d e f g h i j k l m n oooOOOOh PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

(sound of toilet flushing)

Robin : Wherever Starfire is, I hope she all right.

Robin : Cyborg, how long until we can launch?
Cyborg : Oh, about five minutes after you QUIT ASKING ME THAT!!!

Titan Rising [2.08]

Robin: Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?
Starfire: Yes! Please! You must Volley the Ball with us!
Cyborg: [Holding up a detached arm] Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back!
Beast Boy: [He changes to a gorilla and serves a strong serve and the volleyball flies towards Raven again] Raven! Heads up again! [Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof]
All: Oh no!! AAAAAH!!!!
Beast Boy: I'll get it...
[The ball flies back up and hits Beast Boy's right foot. Terra floats into view, standing on a boulder]
Terra: So... which team am I on?

Starfire: [Hugging Gavin] Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!
Terra: Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me...

[Cyborg and Robin approaching Terra]
Cyborg: Well, if it isn't my favorite little rock 'n roller! [High fives Terra]
Terra: Cyborg, Robin, what's shakin'?
Robin: [Shakes Terra's hand] Good to see you again.
Beast Boy: [Rushes in front of Robin] GOOD! Is he kidding? Its GREAT to see you again! I didn't think I would EVER see you again! [Terra blushes]

Terra: [To Raven] So, sorry about our little tug-of-war back there. You know I wouldn't let anybody get hurt.
Terra: Ok, look. I don't know what your problem is, but get over it! If I'm going to be part of this team, we have to get along!

[Walks away]

Terra: [Beast Boy approaches] Um.....why does she hate me?
Beast Boy: Eh, she kind of hates everybody. It'll be fine. Raven needs time to get used to you. I think she's still getting used to me.

[Earth starts to shake]
Terra: (To Raven) Are you going to give me that look every time there's an earthquake?

(Terra and Raven are telekinetically struggling over a boulder)
Terra: Why can't you just trust me?
under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours?! Trust is something you have to earn!
Terra: Well, How do I earn it?!

Terra: (to Raven) Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea...

Terra: So, we're friends?
Terra: Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start. Beast Boy. (both Raven and Terra laugh)

Terra: So I'm...
Robin: A Teen Titan. Glad to have you on the team.
Cyborg: Aw yeah, very nice.
Beast Boy: This is the best thing that ever happened to me!
Starfire: Welcome, new Titan!
Cyborg: Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!

Terra: I don't believe it... they actually trust me... (Terra stands there, shocked)

Winner Take All [2.09]

Starfire: Be proud and cheerful Robin, you competed well.
Robin: Yeah... It's just the only thing that matters... [To Cyborg] I WANT A REMATCH!!!

Beast Boy: (timid) So, does the winner get some kind of really cool prize? Like, maybe, oh, I don't know, a moped? (view brings down to a mini-scene with Eiffel Tower in the back, and a Beast boy on moped being chased by women, view reverts)
Master of Games: I have no moped, shapeshifter. But rest assured, when the tournament is complete, there will be magnificent prizes.

Beast Boy: Aquadude, what's up! Ready to watch me win all those prizes?
Aqualad: No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph. (smiles boastfully)

Cyborg: [To Gizmo] Hey, what's he doing here?! He's no hero! I thought this was a tournament of heroes?!
Gizmo: What's the matter, robo-wimp? Afraid I'll kick your stinkin' can!
Cyborg: Just try it...

Hot Spot: [To Wildebeest] What's that sme-...oh. [Wildebeest Growls at Hot Spot]

Speedy: Winning isn't everything.
Robin: It's just the only thing that matters.

Speedy: [To Wildebeest] Good luck today. May the best man win. [Wildebeest grunts in disapproval] Sorry, may the best champion win.

Speedy: May the best man win!
Robin: I intend to.

Robin: Maybe the game isn't over.
Master of Games: The game is never over.

Robin: You're all honorary Titans. [Gives Titans communicators to everyone, including, absentmindedly, Gizmo]
Gizmo: Cool! (eyes the communicator, fascinated)
Cyborg: [Grabs communicator from Gizmo] Yo, gimme that! You're not a good guy, remember?
Gizmo: Scrum-buffing toe-jamming gunk-eater!

Starfire: I have a bad feeling about this...

Betrayal [2.10]

Terra: (To Beast Boy, who is holding her in his arms) You saved me.
Beast Boy: Yeah. That was cool.
[Several seconds pass.]
Terra: Um, Beast Boy? You can put me down now.

Beast Boy: This... is the greatest pie... in the history... of pie.

Terra: Come on! The night's still young!
Beast Boy: But... pie!

Terra: Do you trust me?
Beast Boy: More than anyone I've ever met.

Beast Boy: So, what made you change your mind?
Terra: Excuse me?
Beast Boy: About going out with me. It was the pointy ears wasn't it? Ladies love the pointy ears [Terra laughs a bit]
Terra: Actually, it was because... of all the things I could've done tonight, I realized all I wanted to do was spend time with you.
Beast Boy: Lucky for me you didn't have any plans.
Terra: Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?
Beast Boy: [Now a bit wary] Of course
Terra: I mean if you're really my friend I could tell you anything. And no matter how horrible it was, you'd still like me, right?

Beast Boy: (To Terra) We've got to get back to the Tower and...
Terra: Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't.
Beast Boy: What? Why can't you?
Slade: (Appears from shadows) Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice.

Cyborg: Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?

Starfire: (About Slade's invading army of robots) They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?
Robin: Fight anyway.

Slade: [To Beast Boy] The girl you knew was practically an illusion. A fantasy. In reality, she's been working for me.

Terra: [After Slade zaps Beast Boy with a gun] NO! I won't let you hurt my friend!
Slade: Terra, you don't have any friends.

Terra: (To Beast Boy) You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?
Beast Boy: (turning his back on her) Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

Cyborg: And the last slice of pizza goes to... Terra!
Robin: All right!
Beast Boy: Woo!
Starfire: You are the winner!

Slade: Hello, Terra. Remember me?

Cyborg: Oh, man. I knew I shouldn't have given up that last slice of pizza!

[yawns]Oh, well, nothing a ham and beef jerky footlong sandwich won't fix-

Terra: Slade, he helped me, saved me from myself. He said I owed him, but-
Beast Boy: So it was all a game?

Fractured [2.11]

Starfire: Please! No more Robin yelling at Robin!
Cyborg: Yeah, man! Stop kicking yourself! Accidents happen.
Robin: Not to me, they don't.

Beast Boy: You mean...
Cyborg:'re not going to get all crazy-determined...
Starfire: ...and insist you are fine when you truly are not...

Robin: Well, if someone was trying to clone me, they didn't do a very good job.

Larry: See, Robin's universe is here, and Larry's is here! But I bend the rules so I can watch Robin beat the bad guys all the time! But when he got hurt, I knew Larry could help! So I decided to pop over. But I goofed, and popped over inside your noggin. Oops.

Larry: Ooh! I bet you want to monitor the case by computer!
Robin: Not really.
Larry: Oh. Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?
Robin: No thanks.
Larry: Wanna work out?
Robin: No.
Larry: Clean your utility belt?
Robin: No.
Larry: Alphabetize your crime files? Polish your boomerangs? Iron your cape?
Robin: No. No! NO!
Larry: ...just let me fix your arm. Please? You'll feel all-
Robin: NO!

Cyborg: Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?

Beast Boy: (Steals Raven's mouth) Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!

Robin: You broke reality?!
Larry: We did. Together! Oops.

Larry: Hey, DNA buddy, look! Now we're cast buddies, too!
Robin: [Flatly] Yay.
Starfire: Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!
Beast Boy: Pleh! Gniyas m'i tahw dnatsrednu t'nac I [Help! I can't understand what I'm saying!]!

Larry: [Taunting] Larry fixed the bike!
Rancid: Yah! And it's the stupidest thing I ever seen!
Robin: Have you looked in a mirror lately?

[Rancid hits the ground and sits up and starts scratching his head]
Robin: So, Johnny, what's it like having your butt kicked by a stupid little kid?

Larry: Yay! Larry fixed everything!
Beast Boy: Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od? [Hello! Do I sound fixed to you?]
Larry: Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later.

Larry: Yay, I made it! Robin, hi!

Robin: Raven, fix his finger.
destroy the dimension's boundaries and nullify all existence.
Arcee: Who cares? I just want my mouth back.

Aftershock: Part 1 [2.12]

Slade: You have had doubts in the past. Made mistakes. But all that is behind you now, isn't it?
Terra: Yes.
Slade: You belong to me now, don't you?
Terra: Yes.
Slade: Will you obey my every command?
Terra: I will.
Slade: Will you fight by my side forever?
Terra: I will.
Slade: And will you destroy the Teen Titans?
Terra: I thought you'd never ask.

Beast Boy: Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.
Raven: Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Starfire: Oh I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes.
Robin: Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Raven: Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.
Beast Boy: C'mon, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. OK, why did the aardvark cross the road?
Raven: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?
Cyborg: (laughs) The idiot telling jokes... (laughs)
Robin: Now that's funny.
Starfire: [Perplexed] Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?
Beast Boy: (sighs)

Beast Boy: Terra, stop! We're your friends!
Terra: I don't have any friends, remember?

Terra: Don't make me laugh.

[Terra turns the ground beneath her into giant, man-shaped figures made out of earth]

Slade: [To Terra] Your suit is more than a fashion statement, Terra. It is a sophisticated neural interface that gives me direct contact with your nervous system. Your power is my power. My strength is your strength. We are connected Terra. United, as master and apprentice. We fight as one!

Robin: [about their battle with Terra] Why couldn't we take her down just like any other criminal?
Beast Boy: Because... She's not just another criminal. She's Terra. She was a Titan. She was.. our friend.
Beast Boy: You don't know what you're talking about, OK, ! She's made some serious mistakes but she's not-
Cyborg: Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.
[Beast Boy growls, picks up a table and throws it across the room]
Beast Boy: This isn't a joke! I knew her better than anyone. I know all the terrible things she's done and I know exactly how messed up she is. But she's not evil! We can't just give up on her.
Robin: Beast Boy, he's working for Slade.
Beast Boy: When you were working for Slade did we give up on you?
[Long pause, Robin looks at Beast Boy]
Robin: ... She gets one last chance, one. We have to break Slade's grip on her. We have to try to get Terra back.


Terra: Witch.

'Terra: You know, Raven, I never liked you.

s knew you were a liar!

Terra: Really? Is that why you let me live in your house and steal all your secrets, and-
[She stands still and pounds huge mud waves. Terra dodges each on with ease, than kicks backwards into the wall behind her. Raven get up and prepares for another attack. Terra blocks them and knocks Raven back into the mud. Raven tries everything to hurt Terra, but nothing works.]
Slade [over comm system] Good, Terra. You know her weakness. Exploit it.
[Terra, on a platform, walks over to Raven]
Terra: [The ball of mud circles around her] Oh, you're not getting angry, are you, Rae? Oh, better be careful. Beast Boy told me all about your little tantrums. [As he says that, she turns the ball of mud into Raven's head]
Terra: Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah, "anger is pointless" [She copies what he is saying to the mud form of Raven and then gets rid of it] And you're calling me a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by a mud arm that she has created] Come entire team? That everyone actually liked me better than you?
Terra: Or is it that deep inside, you really thought I was your friend?e gave you everything you ever wanted and you treat us like dirt!
[Terra creates multiple mud arms which drag Raven down. Terra hesitates and is shocked]
Slade: [over comms] Finish her.
[Terra smiles]
Terra: Who's in control now?
( turns back into her normal form and chokes as she is drowned by the mud]

Terra: [To Beast Boy, as he is hanging on, trying not to fall into the fissure] Hope you're not expecting a goodbye kiss.
Beast Boy: Terra, you can't...
'Terra: Watch me.
[She closes the fissure]
Beast Boy: Terra!

Robin: Look at yourself, Terra! Is this really what you want to be?
Terra: I'm just not good enough for you, am I?!

Robin: You don't belong with Slade!
Terra: You don't know anything about me!
Robin: It doesn't have to be this way Terra; I was the Slade's apprentice once. I got out, so can you.
Terra: I don't need you to save me!
Robin: You can only save yourself..!
Terra: I don't need saving! I'm not some sad little girl waiting to be rescued! I wanted to be this way. I wanted to go with Slade. I wanted to annihilate you and your pathetic friends. And now, I never want to see your face again.

Cyborg: No more chances.
Starfire: No more trust.
'Beast Boy No more Listen.
Robin: And no more Choices And we're going to stop her. (Other Titans look up at him) No matter what it takes.

Aftershock: Part 2 [2.13]

Terra: [Voiceover] My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.

[The Titans have returned from underground and are currently overwhelming Terra.]
Terra: Beast Boy, aren't you even gonna talk to me?
[Beast Boy remains silent.]
Cyborg: There's nothing left to say.
Starfire: You attempted to annihilate us!
Robin: It's over, Terra!

Starfire: She seems quite scared...
Robin: I don't care how she feels! Terra is a dangerous criminal and she has to stopped!
Beast Boy: She will be! I'm going to make sure of it!

Terra: I can't believe they almost beat me!
Slade: That was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.

Terra: [To Slade] I'm sick of fighting and I'm sick of you!

Slade: [To Terra] You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep.

[After Ternion has been defeated.]

[Beast Boy reaches Slade's hideout and finds Terra crying]
Beast Boy: Terra?
Terra: Destroy me! Quick!
Beast Boy: What?
Terra: C'mon! Isn't that what you came for? [groaning]
Slade: My apologizes, as usual, my apprentice can't seem to control herself. That's why from now on, I'll be controlling her every move.
[Terra's groaning becomes louder, as electrical currents surround her]
Beast Boy: What have you done to her?!
Slade: Nothing she didn't want me to.

Terra: You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!
Beast Boy: Then don't let Slade control you anymore!
Terra: I have no choice...
Beast Boy: That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are!

Terra: He's too powerful! I can't stop him!
Beast Boy: Yes, you can. It's your power, not his! You can still control it. You can still do the right thing..!

Beast Boy: It's your life, Terra. It's your choice. It's never too late to change.
Terra: I'm sorry, Beast Boy. For everything I've done.
[She hurls the pointed rock at Slade]

Terra: [To Slade] You can't control me anymore!

[As the volcano erupts]
Beast Boy: Terra! come on! We gotta go!
Terra: I have to stay.
Beast Boy: No!
Terra: I'm the only one who can stop it.
Beast Boy: Please, Terra, you can't! It's too late!
[Terra smiles and moves her hair away from her face]
Terra: It's never too late.
[She hugs him]
Terra: [Crying] You were the best friend I ever had.
[Terra uses her power to move the rock where Beast Boy is over to the entrance and he and the other Titans leave. Yellow light forms around Terra and the volcano gets worse; Her hair gets raised up by her power and she yells as she unleashes all her power. Whiteout - her scream echoes]

Beast Boy: [voiceover] Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people that I have ever known.
Starfire: I shall miss you, friend.
Robin: We'll bring her back...
Cyborg: ...someday.
Beast Boy: [puts the plaque under the stone statue of Terra] I'll never forget you Terra.
[The Titans leave]
(On Terra's Plaque:)
A Teen Titan
A True Friend

Teen Titans Season 4

Don't Touch That Dial [4.01]

Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV-
Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!

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Robin: 500 channels...

GSH: What's the capital of Liechtenstein?
Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer.)
GSH: When did Hannibal cross the Alps?
Starfire: Uh... (Buzzer; question mark above her head.)
GSH: What was Spiro Agnew's middle name?
Starfire: Hmmm... (Buzzer; question mark grows.)
GSH: How many atoms in one kilogram of oxygen?
Starfire: [Gasps with excitement] Three-point-seven-six-two-five times ten to the twenty-fifth! (He scrutinizes his card.)
GSH: That is correct!

Control Freak: (As Keanu Reeves) I know Kung Fu. Whoa.

Rebecca: Oh, Lance. I didn't mean to make you fall madly in love with me. But ever since Joaquim left with my evil half-sister-
Cyborg: Yo! I don't love you! My name's not Lance, and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat!
Rebecca: Oh, Lance!

Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: Who are you?
Control Freak: I am Count Rol Freakow, the twelfth-level space samurai that trained Baran Rang. And... I am your father!
Clash Of The Planets Protagonist: (Horrified) Nooo!!

Cyborg: Hey! I remember this scene! We're in the first episode of season four.
Robin: How do you know we're going to the right way?
Beast Boy: Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.

Beast Boy: (In Raven's cloak) You don't need to see our identification.

The Quest [4.02]

Beast Boy: Dude, you got your butt kicked. It happens.

Robin: (To himself) You couldn’t just take a class. You had to travel around the world.

Cyborg: I can't believe you two would just barge into Robin's room when he's gone, dress up in his uniform and pretend to be Robin!
Beast Boy: Uh...
Starfire: Well...
Cyborg: Without me!

Robin: (To himself) The next time an old woman tells you to leave your shoes behind, take them anyway.

Starfire: Robin, calling Robin.
Beast Boy: Robin here!
Starfire: No, not you, Robin, the other Robin.
Cyborg: (Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator) What's up Robin?
Starfire: (swoops in by Raven) Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!
Cyborg: (walks in while on R-cycle) Yeah, he has all the best stuff!
Beast Boy: (pops into veiw) C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? (luring) You know you wanna try it. (Raven lift's eyebrow, interested)

Monkey: I am the Guardian of the Trees.
Robin: And in order to continue my journey, I must first defeat you.
Monkey: How did you know I was going to say that? Do you know what I am going to say next?
Robin: No.
Monkey: Me neither.

Monkey: Monkey see, monkey do - monkey just made a fool of you!

True Master: There will always be someone to do things the easy way, but you must learn to do things the right way.

Robin: There's an easy way and a hard way down this mountain. Looks like you're taking the hard way.

Robin: You're the True Master... why didn't you tell me?
True Master: You never asked.
Robin: But why was it so important that I had to get to the top of the mountain before sunset?
True Master: It is much easier to see the path when it's not dark!

True Master: (To Robin) Ah, young warrior, you take things much too seriously.

Starfire: (To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin) Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?
Beast Boy: Thanks Robin (To Cyborg) Got room for another one, Robin?
Cyborg: Don't mind if I do, Robin
(Robin appears behind Raven and the whole team freaks out and Raven notices him a little too late)
Robin: Huh pizza! sweet! You know Robins, the mask makes me feel cool too.
(Starfire, Beast Boy and Cyborg fall back in shock)

Birthmark [4.03]

Robin: You know, Dr. Light, for a guy who's obsessed with illumination, you're not very bright.
can't see from our living room.

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Dr. Light: [Looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Starfire: You do not wish to partake in the nuts of dough? It is like eating sweet tiny wheels!

Slade: The day has begun.

Cyborg: We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
Beast Boy: Come on, Raven. I know you hate fun, but it's your birthday. It's special. You can't let this day end without-
[Her telekinetic powers destroy the decorations and the food]
[ leaves]

Robin: What's wrong?
Robin: It's more than that. I can tell. We have a bond, remember. You've been inside my mind. Let me be inside yours.
mind where you can't go. Where no-one should ever go.
Robin: I'm willing to try if you'll-
Robin: Tell me what's going on.
there's nothing to celebrate.
[She walks away]

Cyborg: So who's the bad guy for the day? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?
Starfire: The reports say there's an intruder.
Beast Boy: Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]
Robin: [sees Slade. Beast Boy then sees him] No!
Slade: It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again!
Cyborg: You! How did you survive?
Beast Boy: Terra took you down! Way down!
Robin: Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.
Slade: That's touching Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

Slade: Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive?

Beast Boy: [after seeing Slade's fire powers] DUDE!
Cyborg: Yeah! Since when can Slade do that?
Robin: Not sure, but he won't be doing it for long. Titans GO!

Slade: Take my word for it, Robin. You shouldn't play with fire.

[Cyborg rips a huge metal pillar off the wall and swings it at Slade. Slade simply stands there and burns through it.]
Cyborg: Whoa!
Slade: "Whoa"? That's it? No clever comment? I was looking forward to that.

Slade: [to Raven] Hello, birthday girl.

[Seeing Robin almost get crushed by a gear]
[She freezes time]

Slade: You might be able to stop time birthday girl, but you can't stop me. You can't stop any of it really. (Slade walks towards Raven) I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea - the power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it? But honestly - did you think you could just blow the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life; it is going to happen, and no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.
[enveloped in black energy, Raven teleports through the pillar, transforms into a black energy:[Fire Lord and Robin live ] covers herself and Robin in her cloak and teleports them rises from the ground and flies around the city. She deposits Robin on the ground and transforms back to her normal self]

Robin: What is happening?
[Slade appears on the rooftop and jumps down. Raven backs away and Robin shields Raven]
Robin: Run!

Slade: Skies will burn. Flesh will become to stone. The sun will set on your world, never to rise again.

Slade: Time won't wait forever; You can't run away from who you are!
[She uses her telekinesis to crush Slade by slamming one rocks together]
[She runs towards the rubble to look for Robin]
[She removes rocks and telekinetically moves another pile of rocks before finding him in another pile of rocks. She supports him and takes him to the church]

Raven: No.
Slade: Yes. Drink it in. (looks upon the ruined wasteland) Behold, the world Special create.
Raven: (sees a dark figure roaring at a distance) No! I'm won't do it! This is just death vision. This can't be real to what being a loser.
Slade: (holds Raven) This is the future; your future. It began the day your were born, and nothing can stop it. This will come to past; I will make sure of it. You're going to destroy the world Raven. It's written all over your face.

Slade: [To Raven] We'll be in touch. [He lets Raven go and she falls off a building] Oh... and happy birthday.
Robin: Let's go home.

[The Titans are re-holding the surprise party]
Beast Boy: [quietly] Um... surprise.
Cyborg: Look... we know you didn't want a party, but after... today...
Starfire: We hoped that you might reconsider.
Beast Boy: You may not like your birthday, but we're all glad you were born!
[He smiles]
[ looks angry, but then relaxes]

Robin: You're sure you're ok?
Robin: What you told me about your destiny... that something bad was supposed to happen... I guess it did. I'm sorry I couldn't stop it.
Robin: We will find Slade. We'll figure out how he did what he did and why he was after you. But right now, [he places his hands on her shoulders] you're safe. [He looks over at the other Titans] You're here with friends. It's over.
[He walks over to the other Titans]
[ looks at her hands and the symbols appear]
[Far down underground]
Slade: The first task is complete... master. The message has been sent. The inscriptions are in place. She knows what she must do. The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
Trigon's Voice: And the world of mortals shall soon be ended.

Cyborg the Barbarian [4.04]

Starfire:And for what purpose is this crime-fighting device? (pokes waffle maker)

(Cyborg gets zapped and disappears)
Beast Boy: Ok, before anybody says anything, that was totally not my fault.

Cyborg: (Nervous) Don't do anything. Don't touch anything. Sci-fi rule number one: You start messing with the past, you end up with monkeys ruling the future.

Sarasim: I am Sarasim, the leader of this tribe, and who is this "Dude" of which you speak?

Cyborg: I discovered electricity! (Charger blows up) ...or not.

Cyborg: (Putting on armor) Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way!

Cyborg: (To himself) Man, you may be from the future, but you don't know a thing.

Sarasim: A true warrior does not need armor.

Employee of the Month [4.05]

Cyborg: (Popping out of a cow suit) MOO-YAH!!!

Beast Boy: (tired out during chase) How come I'm the only one who actually has to run?!

(After Beast Boy is done with his presentation of why he needs the "B-Ped")
Robin: Beast Boy, you don't need a moped. You can fly.
Beast Boy: [Walks away dejected] Yeah, but my arms get tired.

Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.

Little Girl: I want a monkey!
Beast Boy: Right. Monkey. I can do that. (He tries to make a balloon animal; it explodes in his face)
Little Girl: That's not a monkey! You stink!
Beast Boy: Wait! Monkey, look! (Transforms)

Robin: Mega Meaty Meat? I've never heard of this place before.

Beast Boy: (to Cyborg) Hello?! Does the word 'I'M A VEGETARIAN' mean anything to you?!?

Cyborg: Let's see... (Very fast) Eight number 3's, five number 2's, two number 1's, and a diet soda.
Beast Boy: Actually, we don't have soda here - only meat.
Cyborg: Okay, make it a cup of meat juice.
Starfire: Tell me, Beast Boy, particularly what variety of meat do you serve?
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret.
Beast Boy: Bob says that's a trade secret, too.

Man in Steak Suit: (Falsetto) It's meat-tastic!

Robin: Yeah....I'm glad you find a way to make some extra money Beast Boy, but don't you think this place seems a little weird?
Beast Boy: Dude, they have fries made out of meat. Yes this place is weird, and I hate it!....but I'm not leaving 'til I earn that moped.

Beast Boy: (yelling) FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T HAVE NUGGETS!!! (to Bob) Hey Bob, any chance you could help me out?
Bob: That's great, Billy. I'll be in the back.

Man I Want My Mini Meat
Cyborg: Whoever you are, come out with your hands or tentacles up!
Starfire: Use caution; the cow people of Garland Prime are formidable.

The Source: Foolish human! I've created enough New-fu for an army of the Bobs. You will never get away! Your city is doomed! Your planet is doomed!

Bob: (To Beast Boy) Hiya, Tommy. Say, be a sport and hand over our supreme creator, would ya?

The Source: You will suffer for your impudence, green human!

The Source: What is this?
Beast Boy: Lunch. And I just happen to be in the mood for a nutritious, meat-free substitute.
The Source: You're just trying to scare me!
Beast Boy: Am I? Say hello to my good friend, barbeque sauce.

(Cut to Titans in tower with cows)

Troq [4.06]

Val-yor: We haven't got all day, Troq.
Cyborg: "Troq"? What does "Troq" mean?
Starfire: It means nothing.

Cyborg: Way to go Troqy!
Starfire:You do not ever call me that!!!!!!
Cyborg: But Val-yor calls you troq all the time!
Starfire: That does not make it right!
Cyborg: What's up? I thought you said it didn't mean anything?
Starfire: No; I said it means "nothing" When Val-Yor calls me troq, he's saying that I'm worthless.
Cyborg: Star??
Starfire: There are those on other planets who feel Tamaranians are inferior, "troq" is what they call us...
Cyborg : So, he's calling you a terrible name? And you know that if you punched him out, it'll just confirm all the bad stuff he thinks about you.
Starfire: Yes, you know what it feels like to be judged simply by how you look?
Cyborg: Of course I do, I'm part robot. Let's go find Robin.

Robin: ...And that's how we defeated Control Freak!
Val-yor: Sounds like you handled your team well, you're a true leader. You remind me of myself when I was your age, Spike.
[Val-Yor giving Robin the knucklehead]
Cyborg: Robin, can I get a word?
Beast Boy: So you think I could fly this baby sometime?
Robin: What?!
Cyborg: [whispering to Robin] And that's what he's being calling her the entire time.
Robin: Starfire, Why didn't you say something? He will apologize, I'm going to make......
Starfire No Robin, our mission is more important than my feelings...

Starfire: There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.

The Prophecy [4.07]

[Beast Boy and Robin are watching a tape of Slade]
Beast Boy: Slade kicks butt, take 304...

Slade: Tick-tock, Raven. Time is running out.
Slade: Silly girl. I'm not the one to be afraid of.
[He walks towards her, backing her up to the edge of the roof]
Slade: You know that.
Trigon: What you have concealed, you have become.

Slade: Your optimism is quite enjoyable, Raven. But you're forgetting one thing. This is what you were born to do.

Robin: Are you ok, Raven? You look a little... well, paler.
Robin: Look, I know Slade scared you but we'll find out why he was after you.

Beast Boy: Tofu calzone. My bad.

Slade: I do love my job.

[A black energy Raven rises from the ground and flies up and transforms into Raven]
Slade: Only what any messenger wants, Raven: for their message to be heard. It's time your friends learned the truth. And if you won't tell them, I will.
Slade: I didn't bring them into this. [He points at Raven] You did. The day you came into their lives. Tick tock, Raven. Time is running out.

[Timmy Melvin TeetherRunning after Fire Lord]
[She stops running. Robin catches up to her]
Robin: Are you ok?!
[turns to face him]
Robin: What's going on, Raven? [He walks up to her; she backs away] What aren't you telling me?

telekinetic energy] I can't go back in there! [She rises up and passes through the ceiling]

Robin: WAIT!

Robin: (At a fork in a hall, fighting off ghosts) Pick one!
Beast Boy: Uh... eenie, meenie, minie... Moe! (Runs through a door - and is chased out by a horde of ghosts) Not Moe! NOT MOE!

Robin: Where's the gem?!
Slade: Not here.
[He jumps down]
Slade: But... much closer to you than you think.

Robin: We're not leaving without that gem.
Slade: You don't understand, Robin. You're not leaving at all.

Slade: You know I actually enjoy working for someone else. It lets me be a little more hands on.

Arella: It was too late for Earth, just as it was too late for Azarath.

Slade: Struggling only makes it worse. And how I hate to see you suffer. Don't worry. This won't hurt a bit. (Summons a fireball]
[He is hit by a slab of rock and smashes into a wall. He uses his fire power to explode the rock. flies down]
Slade: How sweet. You've come back to save your friends. But you're only delaying their pain [summons fireball] and yours.
attack? Reduce me to ashes?! Or did your master forbid you from hurting me? Did he 
Cyborg: So,the gem?
Robin: No
[Slade powers down the fireballs and transports down through the ground]
Slade: I'll be sure to give him your regards.
[She uses her telekinetic powers and puts her hand through the ground. Slade rises back up]
[black telekinetic energy envelopes Slade and flings him across the room repeatedly. She then flies over to Slade]
Slade: You can tell him yourself. The hour is near.
[ crushes him with a pillar of rock. She then flings him around the room and as he is in mid air, she pushes all the rocks onto him. She then summons a black energy raven, which attacks Slade and causes an explosion]
Slade: You might not fear me, but look who's afraid of you.
[Slade moves through the rock and disappears. Raven sees the other Titans in shock]

[On hearing their enemy is Trigon]
Cyborg: Are you serious?! That's who we're up against?! Oh, man.
Starfire: His cruelty is legendary, even on my world.
Beast Boy: So, what makes you go all glow-y in the dark?
Raven: It's a warning. It means Trigon is coming. And the way he gets here is through me. I'm not just a person. I'm a portal.
Robin: But why you?
[She stands up and walks to the window] Really bad things. And it's gonna be my fault. I thought I could handle this on my own. I tried, but... I was wrong.
[Starfire puts her hand on shoulder]
Starfire: For confiding in us, we are most humbled.
Cyborg: I only have one question: how do we stop him?
Beast Boy: That doesn't mean we still can't try.
[The Titans watch the sun rise; Beast Boy has his arm around Raven's shoulder]

Stranded [4.08]

Cyborg: I knew it. We’ve got a malfunctioning bifurcating dilator.

Beast Boy: (Finding Cyborg’s leg) Cyborg, what happened to you? I’m gonna miss you, buddy. I know I never told you this... but you were my best friend.
Cyborg: (Just a head) Yo! Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: I found this cool round thingamajig.
Cyborg: It’s not a thingamajig. It’s a thermal coupler, required for sonic stabilization. And it’s not round, it’s octangular.
Beast Boy: Looks like a shiny donut. Hey, you think there’s a donut shop on this planet?

Cyborg: (to Beast Boy) What is the matter with you? Do you even have opposable thumbs?
Beast Boy: Most of the time.

Robin: You’re still thinking about that? Starfire, we’re stranded on a hostile alien planet.
Starfire: I know. Did you hope the perilous space station explosion followed by our clamorous crash then combat with the horrible slug creature would make me forget?
Robin: Uh... yes?

Robin: Should've let that slug eat me when I had the chance.

Cyborg: Now carefully take out the configuration disk.
Beast Boy: You mean the thingy that looks like a pizza with eyeballs?
Cyborg: Why can’t you just call it a configuration disk?
Beast Boy: Why can’t you just call it an eyeball pizza thingy?

Robin: I don’t think you understand. On our planet, "girlfriend" means-
Starfire: A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
Robin: Okay, maybe you do understand.
Starfire: (far away) WHAT!

Cyborg: Look, this isn’t rocket science. (Beast Boy scowls) Okay, so it is rocket science, but it’s not that hard.

[After the gang supposedly defeats a Shrieker]
Robin: Great work, Starfire. [Lightly punches her on the arm]
Starfire: [Blushing] I could not have done it without your assistance! [Punches him hard on the arm, knocking him off screen]
Robin: [Caressing his arm] Uh... nice arm.
Starfire: I too admire your abundant limb strength!
Cyborg: Let's go. [Teasingly] Unless you wanna stay here goofing around with your girlfriend!
[Robin turns around. His heart pounds heavily and he breathes deeply]
Robin: Okay. [Points to Starfire. Yelling] SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
[Starfire's jaw drops and she falls over in shock]
Starfire: I am not your friend?
Robin: [Nervously] Uh...
[A loud boom. Robin looks over the rail to see the Shrieker climbing back up]
Starfire: I am not a girl?

Overdrive [4.09]

Cyborg: (Jumps in front of her) Zinthos!

Beast Boy: Dude! Cyborg is more...Cyborg-y than ever!
Starfire: Agreed. He now opens even larger cans of the butt-whoop.

Cyborg: [From the T.v wearing a chef's hat] Remember-if you're not grilling with Cy-B-Q just ain't cooking.
Announcer: Cy-B-Q Brand. Official marinade of the Teen Titans.
Starfire: I thought our official marinade was Zorbrian spider juice.
Cyborg: Yeah, but that's because you slopfar ug mopzorn!
Starfire: [giggling] Mopzorn.

Beast Boy: You know, Cyborg's always had chips for brains, but he's turning into the one thing I never thought he could be.
Beast Boy: A robot.

Cyborg: am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
Beast Boy:[NOTE: He is wearing a hat] Maybe you don't need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle.

Mother Mae-Eye [4.10]

Robin: Uh... How did I- Hey! I'm hungry!
Beast Boy: Me three!
Starfire: But... who is going to feed us?!
Mother: Hello sweeties! Now that we've all had a nice nappy-wappy, what would my hungry little ones like to eat?
Robin: Pie!
Beast Boy: Pie!
Starfire: Pie!
Cyborg: PIE!!

Mother: Mother must get out all your nasty nose boogies.
Starfire: (grunting a bit) Please! This is not normal! (pushing bulb away) I have long been capable of removing my own boo-gers.

Cyborg: So I'm like, "Cool! What should I get? Brain in a jar... monkey's paw... ooh, pie!"

Starfire: My friends are not pie!
Mother: Ahh, ahhh, oh, oh, oh.
Robin: Starfire, stop!

Starfire: [To See-More] You are not the only one with powerful eyes!
[She shoots a starbolt at him, but he blocks the attack]
See-More: Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one with see-through vison! [Flips through shades in his glasses]
[Starfire blushes and covers her body with her arms]

Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Starfire: And what are we to do with the evil confection?
Cyborg: We could eat it. (Everyone glares at him.) I'm just kidding... mostly.

Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm! [The Titans wakeup] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boo-gers and keeps us under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

Starfire: [After pretending to eat a pie] Never have I been so thankful to have nine stomachs.

Robin: You broke Mother's cookies.
Cyborg, Ohhhhh...
Starfire: Please, friends, you must believe me! A bump on the cranium has allowed me to see Mother for what she really-
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven: [taunting] You're gonna get in trouble! You're gonna get in trouble!
Starfire: (Holds up a frying pan) Forgive me ... (wacks them all in the head)
Robin: Hey, what did you do that - ummm ... why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Cyborg: Who's been re-decorating my tower?!

Cyborg: They're pie-licious!

Gizmo: Alright, what sort of pit-munching scuzz-wad is dumb enough to prank the H.I.V.E Five? (Looks down) Cool! Free pie!

The End: Part 1 [5.01]

Slade: It's a beautiful day for the end of the world.

Robin: What are you doing up so early?
[He walks up to Raven]
Robin: I love sunrise. The promise of a new day. Anything's possible.
Robin: Pretty much. Looks like it's going to be a beautiful day.

[As Robin is flung across the street by Plasmus and is about to hit a building]
Robin: Thanks! I owe you one.
[He runs off to battle]
[She flies over to Plasmus]

Beast Boy: Eww, only one thing worse than goo.

[After saving Cyborg]
[She summons a black energy version of herself, which flies into Plasmus, exploding him. The ]
[She flies back down to join the other Titans]
Robin: Uh... nice work,
[Starfire claps]
[Scene change - the pizza place. All the Titans put their hands on the last pizza slice]
Cyborg: I deserve the last slice! I was covered in goo!
Beast Boy: No way, dude! I deserve the last slice - I got sneezed on!
Starfire: I flew through the goo...[shivers] The slice is mine!

Beast Boy: DUDE! Find a penny, pick it up! something... something... something?? Good luck! It's my lucky day!

Robin: Okay, Raven. What gives? Pancakes? Pizza? Stankball? Toenails?
Beast Boy: Yeah! And she hasn't called me stupid all day. Did someone replace Raven with a Raven robot?
[He produces a metal detector and she levitates away]
Raven: I just want everyone to have a nice day today. Come on, we have a lot to do before sunset. [As a solar eclipse occurs and the sky prematurely darkens, Raven groans in pain]
Beast Boy: What's going on?
[falls down, the symbols appear on her body and she faints]
[wakes up]
Starfire: Please, Raven. Today is the day? It is...

Robin: Ok, everyone. Just as we planned.
Robin: You said there was nothing we could do. We didn't agree, so we've been preparing for this day.
[He walks up to the door and places his hand on a handprint reader. The door opens into a safety room]
[Robin nods]
Robin: Were ready for take on Trigon.
Robin: Were not giving up. Neither are you. Our plan is simple. Raven, you are the portal. Trigon needs you to take over the Earth.
Cyborg: But if Trigon can't get to the portal, then he can't take over.
Starfire: So all we must do is keep the Trigon from getting to Raven.'
Robin: We will.
[The Titans walk into the room. Cyborg places Raven on the ground]
Cyborg: You'll be safe in here. Everything's ready. I've installed all the latest state of the art technology. Nothing alive is getting in here.
Starfire: [about the symbols on the wall] And these symbols should keep out everything else. [She produces one of Raven's books] We took them out of your books.
[Some pages of the book fall out]
Beast Boy: Just in case you need some extra mojo.

y will be fulfilled. Trigon is coming. There's no stopping him.

Robin: There's never been a villain we couldn't stop before
Beast Boy: Ok! Bad dude, we get it.
Robin: And Trigon doesn't know the Titans. Stay in here. We'll be watching from up there [he gestures to a viewing area] if you need us.
[The Titans leave but Beast Boy stops in the doorway, looks at Raven and runs back to her]
Beast Boy: [gives the cent he found] For luck!
[He runs back out]

Robin: Slade. We're ready for you.
Slade: Give me the girl.
Robin: No way.
Slade: You don't really have a choice in the matter. I'm taking her.
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah? You and what army?
[An army of fire creatures appear, Beast Boy screams]
Cyborg: You just had to ask, didn't you?

[After he blasts the fire demons as they almost reach the door to the tower]

Slade: Do you really want to spend your last day on Earth fighting?
Robin: [struggling in the grip of the fire creature] This is not my last day!
[Slade summons a fireball]
[Slade powers down his fireball. The fire creatures let the Titans go. The Titans turn their gaze to the tower - fire creatures part to reveal Raven standing there]
Cyborg: Raven?!
[She flies over to Slade]
[Robin runs over to Raven and with arms stretched, bars her from Slade]
Robin: We won't let them take you!
Starfire: You must get back to the safety room. Please!
Beast Boy: No...

making them unconscious. She gently lowers them to the ground]

[She walks over to Slade].
[The fire creatures part and Slade leave]

[Robin awakens and groans]
Cyborg [waking up and groaning] She really packs a wallop.
Beast Boy: Dude, we were only trying to help her.
Starfire: I fear it is too late to assist her.
Robin: It's never too late.

Robin: There are things you can't possibly know.
about me.
[Robin walks up to her and takes her hand]
Robin: That's what friends do.
[ backs away]
[She summons a telekinetic shield, protecting the Titans which also stops them from reaching her]

portal. He comes to claim. He comes to sire. The end of all things mortal!
Robin: NO!

The End: Part 2 [4.12]

[Robin ]
[The raven flies off]
Robin: Wait! COME BACK!
[He runs after Melvin Timmy Teether Fire Lord]
[He sees the raven circling the tower and climbs up it. He reaches the edge of the tower; the raven is gone. Robin falls onto his knees and sighs]

Robin: I saw something out there. In the city. It led me here.
Beast Boy: It lead all of us here. Almost all of us.
Cyborg: We're the only ones left.
Starfire: But how is this possible? How have we survived?
Beast Boy: It was Raven. She saved us. I don't know how but she did.
Robin: Back at the Tower. When Raven knocked us out. The last thing I heard was her voice. It said "Be safe." She did something. Something that protected us from Trigon.
Cyborg: Like it matters. Look around. There's nothing left. What's the point?
Robin: Hope. That's the point. As long as we're here, we still have a chance! And that's why we're going to keep fighting. [He puts his hand out] For Raven.
[Starfire puts her hand on Robin's]
Starfire: For Raven.
[Cyborg does the same]
Cyborg: For Raven.
[Beast Boy does the same]
Beast Boy: For Raven.
[Black telekinetic energy appears as they touch, blasting them apart]
Cyborg: Ok, that felt weird.
Robin: Raven may not have been able to stop Trigon from coming but she left us a way to fight him. [As he says that black energy fire is summoned in his hand] She gave us some of her power.

Starfire: I have used Raven's powers once before. They are controlled by emotions. The more we feel, the more energy is released.
Cyborg: In other words: GET ANGRY!
[They all link hands. A circle of black telekinetic energy appears around them and they groan. They are levitated into the air]
Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg and Starfire: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
[They unleash a beam of telekinetic energy at Trigon]

Trigon: But as you can see, not even a farewell blessing from my daughter can save you.

Beast Boy: Of all the places to crash and burn, why'd it have to be here?
Starfire: Please, I wish to leave.
[Robin ascends the stairs to where Raven became the portal]
Cyborg: And go where?! The whole world is toast and the only person who'd know what to do is-! [Pause] We could really use her help right now.
Robin: I know what we saw, but I still can't believe it! It just doesn't feel like Raven is really gone...
Slade: That's because she isn't.
[Slade appears from the shadows]
Robin: Slade!

Slade: Sorry to disappoint you, Robin. But I'm not here to fight. I'm here to help.
Beast Boy: We don't need your help!
Slade: Yes... you seem to have everything under control. Raven can still be saved.
[Starfire growls and slams Slade into the wall. She holds onto Slade with one hand and summons a starbolt in the other]
Starfire: You will not dishonor our friend with your trickery.

Slade: It's the end of the world. Did you think it would be easy? I don't expect you to win. I don't even expect you to live - only endure.

Robin: I'll bring her back. I promise.

Slade: [To Robin] Only a minor setback. Nothing two old friends can't handle.
Robin: I'm not your friend.

Slade: The moral of this story: Never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection.

Dark Cyborg: Go ahead. Run crying home to mommy. Oh, that's right... you don't have a mommy!

Dark Beast Boy: What's the matter? Had enough?! No wonder Terra dumped you!
[Tears well up in Beast Boy's eyes. He growls and attacks the clone]
Dark Beast Boy: Awww, did I hurt your feelings?!

Robin: I'm here to save Raven not pity you! Which way?
Slade: I'm afraid this where we part company. You'll find your friend along that path.
Robin: What about you?
Slade: What I seek is in a somewhat... hotter place.
[Slade begins to walk away]
Robin: That's it? No double-cross? No cryptic threat?
Slade: I kept my word. How about a little gratitude?
Robin: This doesn't change anything. If I ever see you again-
Slade: I wouldn't expect anything less.

[Robin has discovered Raven regressed into a child]
Raven: Who-Who are you?

The End: Part 3 [5.03]

Dark Starfire: [to Starfire] Why'd you still bother to rise?! We both know the end has already come.

Starfire: [to Dark Starfire] This is NOT THE END!
[She punches Dark Starfire]

Beast Boy: My butt can't take much more kicking!
Starfire: It can, and it will.

Raven: Who-Who are you?
Robin: It's ok. I'm here to take you back.
[Raven runs off]
Robin: RAVEN!
[He runs after her]
[While running next to her]
Robin: WAIT! I'm not going to hurt you!

Robin: Raven... it's me. Robin. Remember?
Raven: I'm lost.
Robin: I know. But I've found you. You don't need to be afraid any more. I can help you. [He stretches his hand out] But only if you let me.
[After a pause, Raven takes his hand]

Soul Chamber Guard: The hollowed journey of your fated vessel ends here. What you seek cannot be reclaimed.
Slade: Perhaps... but it's not like I have anything left to lose.

Beast Boy: Dude, I have no idea I was so tough.
Cyborg: You're not. I can kick your butt any day of the- [Realizes what he said and smiles]
[Starfire walks up to them]
Starfire: If we cannot defeat ourselves, perhaps we can defeat each other.
[The dark clones appear. Starfire smiles, then Cyborg and Beast Boy smile and nod. Cyborg and Beast Boy high five each other]
Cyborg and Beast Boy: SWITCH!
[They run off in opposite directions]

Cyborg: [to Beast Boy] Told 'ya I could kick your butt.
[Trigon walks over to the Titans]
Beast Boy: Um, he's coming over here! I really don't like that he's coming over here!

Robin: It's alright.
[Raven takes his hand and he gives her a piggy back]
Robin: How about a story? To pass the time. This is the story of Raven. She was my very good friend. And she was very brave. Together we fought evil. We beat monsters and villains and we kept our city safe. But even though she was doing good, Raven was always afraid that deep down inside, she was bad. See from the day she was born, people told her someday, that something terrible was going to--
[A chasm opens in the lava river and fire creatures emerge and fly up. Rocks crash down and one hits the pillar that Robin is holding on to. He is forced to use his hand which he held Raven with to try and hold on to the rock. Raven loses her grip and falls]
Robin: RAVEN!
[She screams as she falls]

[After saving Raven]
Robin: You ok? You didn't get hurt?
Raven: Robin... why are you doing this?
Robin: You do remember, don't you?
[Raven nods]
Raven: The story you were telling. I can see it. Bits and pieces. You... our friends. My father. Like it was a dream. A nightmare. Whatever it was... it's over.
Robin: Raven... there may still be a way to-
Raven: Nobody can stop him. I remember that. You came down here for nothing.
Robin: I came down here for you. [As he says that he reaches out for her, but Raven quickly turns to face him with tears in her eyes]
Raven: Why?! I can't help to what being a loser My powers came from him! And no Buddy's done with me, I don't have to what being a loser them any more.
[She falls to her knees]
Raven: There was... a prophecy, Robin.
[Robin kneels down]
Raven: And it came true. It's all over now.
Robin: Yeah... it's the end of the world. But so what? We're still here. Still fighting. Still friends.
Raven: Look at me, Robin! There is nothing I can do! There isn't any hope to what being a loser
Robin: Then I guess... I just have to have enough hope for the both of us.
[He smiles, picks her up, gives her a piggy back and carries on with their journey]

Soul Chamber Guard: [to Slade] Your time in this world is over human. Time to lie down with the rest of the bones.
Slade: You first.

Soul Chamber Guard: How could you possibly expect to defeat pure evil?
Slade: Actually I'm not such a nice guy myself [trips detonator, destroying the guard. White light pours out from the door and a beam of it levitates Slade and restores his flesh]
Slade: [sniffs] Aaah... my own flesh and blood.
[He picks up the guard's halberd and looks at the creature's smoking helmet]
Slade: Don't get up, I'll let myself out.
[The halberd lights up with flames. He leaves]

[Robin has returned and saved the Titans]
Starfire: Robin!
Beast Boy: Dude, you're alive!
[They notice a regressed Raven]
Cyborg: Raven?!

Robin: This is your story, Raven. And I'm not sure what happens next. I know it seems hopeless. But I believe when the time is right, you will know what to do.

Slade: For the record, I'm nobody's servant. [Throws his halberd at Trigon]

Trigon: You may have retained some trace of my power, but you are still no threat to me, little girl! I am your creator. Your master. You exist only to serve me. You survive only because I allow it! What hope can a mere child have of defeating her all-powerful father?!
Raven: You may have created me...
Trigon: Wretched, insignificant-
Starfire: Raven, that was...
Cyborg: ...Unbelievable.
Robin: Welcome back.
Beast Boy: Okay, you're freakin' me out here! The white robe and smile are weird enough, but hugs?! Are you still... you?
Beast Boy: Huh?

Cyborg: Alright y'all, four-eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French toast?

Starfire: [With tofu bacon on her head] Observe. I am a Rorfian Zopgar. [Giggles]
[Cyborg and Beast Boy look blank]
Starfire: On my planet, this is hilarious.
[Cyborg and Beast Boy force a laugh]

Robin: Do what?
Robin: Because of you. You don't realize it, Raven, but you're actually the most hopeful person I've ever met. From the day you were born, they said you were evil. That you were created to do unspeakable things. But you wished for more. You dared to hope that you could be a hero.
Robin: You have your whole life ahead of you. You can decide your own destiny.
[She turns to the other Titans]

Teen Titans Season 5

Homecoming: Part 1 [5.01]

Mento: Negative Man! Go!
Negative Man: Yeah, I'm on it

Beast Boy: I know what you're thinking. There's nothing more annoying than not being able to play your Tuba in the bath tub.
[Robin is snoring, Cyborg is getting drowsy and Raven is reading a book]

Computer: Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
Cyborg: [joyfully] ALL RIGHT! We're under attack!
[The locater pod enters the room; Cyborg powers up his sonic cannon but the pod does nothing]
Cyborg: So, uh... why isn't it attacking?
Beast Boy: Because it's for me.
[The locater pod scans Beast Boy and plays a message]
Mento: Beast Boy... if this locator pod has found you, then you know what it means.
Beast Boy: The Doom Patrol's in trouble.

Beast Boy: Then we'll look everywhere.

Starfire: This Patrol of Doom... Why do you never speak of them?
Cyborg: Seriously! The Doom Patrol are legends. You gotta have some good stories.
Beast Boy: It was something I did once. I'm a Titan now. You're moving to slow!
[He transforms into a Peregrine Falcon and flies off]
Robin: I think he's just worried. The Doom Patrol raised him. They're like his family.

Robot Man: This is your new group? They're just a bunch of kids!
Beast Boy: Nice to see you too, Cliff.
Robot Man: Sorry, squirt.

Beast Boy: [He runs off] Titans! Go!
[The Titans pause]
Robin: You heard him. Go!
[The Titans follow Beast Boy]

[After Robot Man destroys the machine attacking him and the Teen Titans from the inside]
Starfire: That was most... daring.
[Robot Man walks up to the Titans]
Robin: Robot Man... I know you want to stop The Brain, but we're never going to find him unless we work together. Attacking everything that moves isn't going to help.
Robot Man: If he builds it, I'm going to break it. That's the way we do things in the Doom Patrol.
Beast Boy: Well in case you haven't noticed, this isn't the Doom Patrol.
[Robot Man grunts. Beast Boy walks up to him]
Beast Boy: Cliff... this is the way it has to be. At least until we find Mento.
[Long pause]
Robot Man: This isn't kids stuff, Beast Boy. You think you can handle it?
[Robot Man walks off]
Beast Boy: You have no idea what we can handle.
[Beast Boy follows Robot Man and the other Titans follow]

Brain: [To Mento] You mock what you couldn't possibly understand. Everything is now in place. My only desire is an admission of defeat.

[Robot Man has smashed a tank into the building]
Robot Man: [To The Brain, about him winning] Won what? Sure ain't a beauty contest.
Brain: Your tin soldiers seems to be fixed, Mento.
[The Titans appear next to Robot Man]
Beast Boy: You can thank us for that!
Brain: Oh, look. The little green one. How nice. A family reunion.
[Robot Man and the Titans jump down and begin fighting The Brain's henchmen]

[Cyborg has taken out two henchmen at the same time]
Elasti-Girl Good shot! Whoever you are.
[Cyborg removes the control that keeps her imprisoned; she falls out]
Cyborg: "Whoever you are?!" [He helps her up] Hey! I've saved the Earth. Several times!

[Beast Boy has woken up and sees the Doom Patrol and the Teen Titans in a forcefield and The Brain and Monsieur Mallah escaping]
Mento: Beast Boy! Stop them!
Beast Boy: So now I exist.
Cyborg: This place is coming down! You gotta get us out!
Starfire: Please! You must hurry!
Mento: Never mind us! Get that power core!
[Beast Boy looks lost as to what to do]
Monsieur Mallah: Difficult choice, is it not?
[He begins to leave]

[Robin puts his hand on Robin's shoulder]
Robin: You did it, Beast Boy!
Cyborg: And just in the nick of time.
Starfire: We are most thankful!
[The Titans look over to the Doom Patrol. Beast Boy looks at the destroyed building then at the Doom Patrol and walks over to them]
Beast Boy: I got everyone out safe.
Mento: But you let The Brain get away. How could you be so foolish?!
Elasti-Girl: Mento-
[He gestures her to be silent]
[Robin walks up to Beast Boy and the other Titans walk over as well]
Robin: He saved our lives! Doesn't that mean anything to you?!
Mento: No. he's only delayed our destruction.
Beast Boy: You'll keep looking for him, just like you always did! [Pause] Sir.
Mento: You don't understand. I read The Brain's mind, Beast Boy. He has a new Quantum Generator! And it works. The most devastating power in the cosmos and it's now in the hands of a madman! Because you couldn't follow orders!
[Pause. Beast Boy looks at the ground. Another pause]
Mento: We've got a planet to save. Doom Patrol! Move out!
[Mento walks away. The other members look at Beast Boy, sadly, before following Mento]

Homecoming: Part 2 [5.02]

[After Mento has asked Beast Boy to join the Doom Patrol on their mission]
Robin: If Beast Boy goes, then so do we.
Negative Man: I really wouldn't go there. Trust me.
Robot Man: You kids have no idea what we're up against.
Cyborg: Well from the looks of things, you need all the help you can get.
Robot Man: Listen up punks! The little runt was in the Doom Patrol [Cyborg begins talking at the same time] long before you got your paws on him!
Cyborg: [At same time, from "Doom Patrol"] Excuse me, but I don't see a sign saying "property of the Doom Patrol"!
Robot Man: [At same time, from "saying"] So back off!

Robot Man: [While being attacked by a robot. He runs towards the robot] Blasters?! You're going to have to do better than that, Brain.
[He tries to attack the robot but gets pulled back by a magnetic field. He falls to the ground]
Robot Man: Magnetic field, huh? All right... that's pretty good!

Mento: [to the Doom Patrol, while running away] Keep a sharp eye.
[Negative Man looks down to see they're in a minefield]
Negative Man: Oh, great. Magnetic lines. I hate these things.

Beast Boy: This always works for me: eenie, meanie, minie, moe!

Mento: You know something, son, you turned out ok.
Beast Boy: Thanks to you.

[After The Brain threatens to destroy Jump City]
Mento: [to Robin] Now you see why I have such a problem with this guy.
Robin: Titans!
Mento: Doom Patrol!
Robin: [At same time] Go!
Mento: [At same time] Attack!

Mento: You kids... You Titans did ok.
Robin: So what's next? The Brotherhood of Evil got away.
Negative Man: They'll crawl back to their hole like they always do. I'm sure The Brain is already working on a new plan.
Mento: And we'll be waiting. But next time, we won't be alone.
Cyborg: Count on it!
Elasti-Girl: We're all very proud of you, Garfield.
[She hugs Beast Boy]
Elasti-Girl: Take care.
[The Doom Patrol leave on their ship]
Cyborg: "Garfield?"
[Beast Boy gives an embarrassed chuckle]

Brain: [Final lines, addressing a large group of villains] The face of our enemy has changed. No longer is the Doom Patrol our only threat. Now a new generation stands in our way. And those who rule the young will control the future. We have a -common enemy. The Teen Titans and their friends will fall. Working together, we will destroy them... one by one.

Trust [5.03]

Madame Rouge: You like to fight criminals, no?
Hot Spot: It's just part of the job.
Madame Rouge: Perhaps you are wanting to fight me, too?
Hot Spot: I'm sure a nice lady like you wouldn't want to fight me.
Madame Rouge: I would not be so sure.
[She attacks Hot Spot]

Madame Rouge: You can not touch me! [grabs Hot Spot and gets burned] Ow!!!
Hot Spot: Looks you can't touch me either.

Hot Spot: Maybe you should call Cyborg. Make sure you've got the right co-ordinates.
Madame Rouge: [disguised as Robin] Firestar gave me the co-ordinates. We're heading in the right direction.
[Pause. Hot Spot stops walking]
Hot Spot: Starfire.
Madame Rouge: [disguised as Robin] That's what I said! I know what I'm doing! Trust me!

Madame Rouge: I hope you don’t have a problem getting beaten by a lady.
Robin: You’re no lady!

Hot Spot: Are you heading back to the Tower?
Robin: The Teen Titans won't be going home until we stop the Brotherhood of Evil!
[He walks up to Hot Spot]
Robin: Seeing as your communicator is broken, take mine.
Hot Spot: You're giving me your communicator?
Robin: Now more than ever, we'll need to keep in touch and share any information we have.
[Robin gets on T-ship and it takes off. Hot Spot waves goodbye]
Hot Spot: [in Madame Rouge's voice] Yes, Robin... Do keep in touch.

For Real [5.04]

[Control Freak appears on the Titans' TV]
Control Freak: GREETINGS Titans! Your number one nemesis, CONTROL FREAK, has returned! You may have thought you saw the last of me in 257- 494. But while away I've been studying your every move and now I'm back! The Ultimate Titans Challenge! A series of mind-boggling events designed to test your specific skills and stamina! [pause] And to raise the stakes... I've crafted an arsenal of counter technology to render your powers useless! Prepare to be defeated.
[He laughs evilly, but then realises that the Titans aren't there]
Control Freak: Hello?
[He zaps himself out of the TV]
Control Freak: HELLO!
[He goes to Beast Boy's room]
Control Freak: GREETINGS Titans! Your number one nemesis has returned!
[He realises Beast Boy isn't there]
[He goes to the training room]
Control Freak: GREETINGS Titans! Your number one nemesis has returned!
[He appears on the roof and realises they're aren't there]
[He goes to Starfire's room, looking down at the ground, sulkily]
[He gets on her bed]
Control Freak: [disheartened] Greeting Titans. Your number one nemesis has... [he decides to stop talking]

Control Freak: Who am I?! I am Control Freak. Master of mass media. Ruler of reality. And I escaped from prison to defeat my arch nemeses: The Titans! The Real Titans. Robin! Teen Wonder. Raven! Mistress of Magic. Beast Boy! Shapeshifter Supreme. Cyborg! Half man, half robot. And...! Starfire [spoken in a loving way] Alien Powerhouse. [Aside] She's too good for Robin. He'll never appreciate her.
Mas y Menos: [They have heart eyes] Ci!
Aqualad: You sound more like a fanboy than a nemesis.
[Control Freak stutters]
Control Freak: A great villain always studies his adversaries, okay?!
Speedy: [Reading the Teen Titans list of notorious villains] Well, if you're such a bad dude, then why aren't you on their bad guy list?
[Control Freak grabs the list]
Control Freak: Huh? [He scans the list and reads aloud] List of notorious villains. [His voice gets louder as he reads the list] Plasmus! Overload! Johnny Rancid! THE PUPPET KING! [He stutters] They only fought him once! I'm a recurring villain!

Control Freak: I’ve brought the ultimate weapons, made specifically for the real Titans. You Titan-wannabes don’t stand a chance.

Control Freak: [After Bumblebee escapes his force field] That would've worked on Starfire!

Control Freak: How did you do that?
Más: [Touching palms with Menos] Cuando nuestras manos se tocan...
Menos: ...somos muy veloces!
Control Freak: I can't understand you! [Whips out remote and clicks it at Más] Take that! [Click] And that!
Más: Nothing happened.
Menos: Must be the batteries.
Control Freak: [smug, as they realize they're speaking in English] Spanish Language Converter.

Control Freak: [Defeated] All these would've worked on the real Titans. It's just, your powers are... stupid! [Teleports to TV screen] I don't wanna fight you anymore.

Speedy: This stinks. Nobody even knows who we are.
Aqualad: So what if the kid didn't know your name? Let it go... "Robin."
Aqualad's rescuee: [in a TV interview] Before I knew it, I was surrounded by dolphins. Then some guy in a unitard pulled me out of the water.
Aqualad: "Some guy in a unitard"?!
Speedy: [with a wry smirk] Let it go... Unitard Guy.

Snowblind [3.02]

[Cyborg powers up his sonic cannon but it fails]
Cyborg: Something is messing up my signal! I can't get a lock on it!
[She creates a black dome in her hands and after she says "Zinthos!", the dome expands and acts as a forcefield and envelops the Titans and some of the land around them. Starfire uses her starbolts to provide light]
[Beast Boy changes back to human form]
Beast Boy: You know... you could have done this when we landed.
[Starfire uses the light from the starbolts to scan the forcefield]
Cyborg: [noticing his broken engine after the starbolts' light passes it] Oh, no! I just fixed that engine!
Robin: He's not here. Nice try,
[Red light is seen in the distance and it transforms into a red human figure. Due to this, the forcefield begins to crack. Red light blasts her and Raven groans as she is thrown backwards. The figure is pressed against the forcefield, which breaks it, throwing the Titans backwards]

[The Titans are silent]
[Robin stands up]
Robin: I'm going after her!
Cyborg: Raven's right, Robin. The temperature's dropping fast. We have to find some shelter.
Robin: She's lost. She needs our help.
Cyborg: I know.
[The Titans look out at the snowstorm]

[Robin scans the landscape]
Robin: That still doesn't mean I can't worry.

[After Robin tells Cyborg to take them to the source of the radiation and the Titans except Beast Boy begin to walk]
Beast Boy: Uh... guys?! Aren't you forgetting something? Our warm comfy ship?
Cyborg: Our warm comfy ship has a fried electrical system and a missing engine.
Robin: We don't have time to fix it now.
[Beast Boy looks down at the ground, upset]
Robin: Are you coming?
Beast Boy: [irritated] Yeah, I'm coming! But I'm freezing my tail off!
[He transforms into an Arctic Fox]

[On seeing the Titans outside the door of the complex]
Starfire: My friends!
[She hugs Robin]
Starfire: How happy I am to see you!

[After the proximity alarm goes off, Red Star runs over to Raven]
Red Star: [To Raven] That would be the doorbell.

[As the red creature is about to attack Beast Boy, Red Star appears in front of him]
Red Star: You will not harm my friends!
[He punches the creature repeatedly]

Cyborg: [After the creature has absorbed more radiation and grown bigger] This won't turn out good.

[Red Star shows the Titans snowmobiles he has built]
Cyborg: You built these?!
Red Star: I have much free time.
[Beast Boy runs over to a snowmobile and jumps on it]
Beast Boy: Sweet!
[Red Star walks over to Beast Boy]
Beast Boy: This one has lasers!
Red Star: This one... is mine.
Beast Boy: [dejectedly] Figures.

[The 4 Titans leave to go after the creature and Red Star drives up and stops by the Russian man]
Red Star: I am sorry to have failed you... General.
[He drives away, following the Titans]
General: Captain Kovar...
[Red Star turns the snowmobile to the side and stops]
General: Do your best.
[Red Star nods and leaves]

[Rocks are thrown down, blocking the creature's way. The creature turns and Raven floats towards and is telekinetically holding up more rocks]

[As he is about to go to space and explode]
Red Star: Do not worry, my friends. I have no more need to be alone.

Kole [5.06]

Dr Light: Soon I will have the power of the Northern Lights at my fingertips! And up here in the Arctic Circle, no-one will ever come to stop me!
[The T-Ship arrives, speeding over the snow. It comes to a halt. Robin opens his cockpit and lowers his hood]
Robin: Wanna bet?

Dr Light: The Teen Titans. Even you will not be a match for my enhanced powers!
[He fires beams of light at the Titans but Raven protects them by creating a forcefield]

Kole: Want to come to my place for dinner?
Cyborg: [Stomach growls] The girl said "dinner"...

Hide And Seek [5.07]

Beast Boy: Kids are easy! All you have to do is make silly faces. Oh, and kids love jokes. This one never fails. Okay, why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Beast Boy: You're supposed to ask why.
Beast Boy: He went because he was feeling a little crummy! Ha, ha, ha! Get it?

Melvin Yes He Is And You just Scared Him Away Bobby Wait Bobby Wait Come Back

Frozen Snowflakes [5.08]

Robin:Have you seen Charm recently?

Beastboy:She's in her room.

Starfire:Every time I ask her to hang out ,she rejects me.

Robin:No,she rejects all of us,especially Raven.

Beastboy:But we should keep it secret

Charmcaster:Hey guys.(the poor titan walks to the kitchen and pours a glass of water)

Starfire:Hi Charm.How are you?


Robin:Hey Charm,why are you-

Charmcaster:Bye guys.(Closes room door)

Beastboy:That is cold.

Robin:And I know who knows the answer,the titan who knows her very well.

(The scene switches to Raven,who is shocked)

Raven:What?I don't know anything,except for Charm's bio.

Robin:C'mon Raven.Tell us.


Starfire:Tell Us!

Raven:(sighs)Okay,but you guys made me.Charm has an ability that she can't control now.

All:What is it?!

Raven:Her hands can produce snow and ice.




Robin:Uh Oh.

Charmcaster:(nearly crying)Raven,I thought I could trust you.

Starfire:Charm,let me explain.

Charmcaster:Stay Away!Please.(touches gloved hands then runs away)

Robin:(holding off Charm's killing ice spikes) Charm,please don't kill us.

Charmcaster:I'm sorry,Robin.But killing you all can bring me freedom.(Turns freedom-hungry)Bye-bye.

Robin(Fires sonic blast)Are you sure?

(the sonic blast hits Charmcaster's spine,making her throw up a huge amount of blood,then goes unconscious)

Charmcaster:(wakes up and looks around)Where am I?

Robin:You're in your room.

Charmcaster:Leave me alone.(tries to get up)

Robin:Easy,Charm.I'm not a harm to you.

Charmcaster:Please,just leave me alone.Now,go.

Robin:(sighs)Fine.Just rest and nurse your wounds,okay?

Charmcaster:I will.