That Came Out Wrong/Quotes

Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine... —The Doctor, Doctor Who

Commander Shepard: [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room? Garrus Vakarian: I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink. [Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk] Garrus Vakarian: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible. —Mass Effect

"Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit." —Orson Welles (voiced by Maurice LaMarche), The Critic

Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this -- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode! (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) And I'm going to shut up now. —Yanagimoto , Kyon: Big Damn Hero