The Angry Video Game Nerd/Haiku

Plays really bad games
From a time that's long since past.
Also, drinks and swears.

--User:So We Ate Them

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

--Bwburke 94

He's gonna take you back to the past to play shi- tty games that suck ass —User:Philip The Patsy

Nostalgia Critic Angry Video Game Nerd Epic Fued Ensues —User:Philip The Patsy