The Eeyore/Quotes

"Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year." —Strong Sad, Homestar Runner, "Somber Vacation"

It's not alright I've been avoiding empty faces around me. I know you depress yourself, and hell, you're depressing me. —Gileah and the Ghost Train, "The Emergency"

"I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute." (Splashing noises) "There, does that satisfy you?" —Marvin the Paranoid Android, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"I'm not happy." —Charity Bazaar, Histeria!

"Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much." —The Utwig, Star Control 2

We're all doomed. Life...is so hollow. Oh, what is the point? I'll do what I can, but expect very little. Onward, to futility! —Xan, resident cheerleader, Baldur's Gate

I'm in despair! <subject of the episode's rant> has left me in despair! —Nozomu Itoshiki, Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei

"No one... came to my party." —Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle, Rosenkreuzstilette