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- Very dark funny, but immediately after the Hellfire sequence, there is this exchange:
Phoebus: Good morning, sir. |
- Not to mention during Esmeralda's dance routine:
Frollo: Look at that disgusting display! |
- "Achilles, sit!"
- This Troper thought it was "heel".
- It's both. "Heel" is used once, a a throwaway joke (and was also the reason that the writers used the name). "Sit" was used twice: once when Phoebus arrives in Paris, and again during the final battle.
- Your Mileage May Vary, but several moments involving the gargoyles are quite funny, including most of "A Guy Like You" (Hugo cross-dresses as Esmeralda and the gargoyles say Quasi is shaped "like a crossaint is", when they mishear a conversation and come to the conclusion that "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss" and when they all appear to be sketching Esmeralda, except Hugo who sketches Djali the goat instead. And the last moment of the film, where the orchestra pauses for a frustrated Laverne to yell at the birds, "don't you ever migrate?!".
- Laverne to the pigeons: "Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly! AHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!! *cue Leitmotif*
- That moment actually doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
- Laverne to the pigeons: "Fly, my pretties! Fly! Fly! AHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!! *cue Leitmotif*
- "Frollo's nose is long and he wears a truss!"
- And let us not forget this epic exchange after Phoebus and Quasimodo decide to go find the Court of Miracles:
Phoebus: Truce? (He pats Quasi on the back encouragingly) |
- A lot of Quasimodo and Phoebus' interactions during this period of the movie is hilarious.
- And then there's Clopin, indulging in a bit of literal Gallows Humor:
Clopin: Any last words?
Clopin: (rolling his eyes at the Fourth Wall) That's what they all say. |
- Immediately followed by:
Clopin: Now that we've heard all the evidence-- [interrupting himself with a hand puppet] Wait, I object! [as himself] Overruled! [as puppet] I object! [as himself] Quiet! [as puppet] ...Dang. |
- "I'm free! I'm free! ...Oof! ...Dang it."
- The entire Esmeralda/Phoebus scene in the cathedral, but especially:
Phoebus: You fight almost as well as a man. |
- Laverne's ongoing conflict with the pigeons, culminating in "DON'T YOU EVER MIGRATE?!!!"
- The part when it emerges that Frollo taught Quasimodo his alphabet using words like abomination, blasphemy, contrition, damnation, eternal damnation, and forgiveness. It's both a blessing and a shame that they stopped at f; one wonders what the rest of the alphabet would have been like...
- Absolutely everything in Esmeralda's chase/escape sequence; the best parts would have to be the aforementioned "I'm free!" bit, and Phoebus, after ducking a ricocheting helmet, in dazed admiration: "What a woman!"
- The gargoyles building a fully functional catapult from assorted items found in the cathedral and then... shoving it off the roof onto the soldiers.
Victor: "Are you sure that's how it works?" |
- Made even funnier when the catapult crushes a few soldiers in a manner similar to a mouse trap.
Hugo: Works for me! |
- "The city of Paris is glowing tonight. Sure, that's because it's on fire, but still there's l'amour."