The Illuminati/Quotes

How many Bavarian Illuminati does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: one to screw it in, and one to confuse the issue.

Please don't try to blame the Illuminati for your personal problems. It insults us both. :).

"What do Hello Kitty, Richard Nixon, and the Illuminati have in common?" "Trust me, you don't want to know."