The Rocky Horror Picture Show/Funny

• "Janet!" "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" ".....". Then apply Rule Of Three.
  • "MASTAH!!! DINNAH IS PAPAYA'D!!!"
    • "DAMMIT, I HATE PAPAYAS!"
• Ever since Audience Participation became an integral part of showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the funniest parts of a performance are usually audience members shouting out something that changes the meaning of the subsequent line in the movie. Perhaps the best example is where Frank says the word "spark" in an especially dramatic way, in a British accent with the "r" dropped. Result: this line is almost always preempted with "Who gives the best blowjobs on the Enterprise?" or something similar.
• Didn't we see a castle a few miles back?
  • Castles don't have phones, asshole!
    • Assholes don't have phones, Castle!
• "Say, does anybody know how to Madison?"
  • "Say something stupid, Brad!"
• "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...SHUT UP!"
  • The best part about this is it wasn't even scripted.
• *CRASH!* Great Scott!
  • "Hey Kool-Aid!"
  • SUCK MY COCK!
• I didn't make him... FOR YOU!
• You are a complete freak if you don't either bust up laughing or sit in shocked awe during "Sweet Transvestite". A freak, I say!
  • What about those of us who had a third reaction?
• "WHAT THE FUCK'S A TRIFFID?!"
• "Must be some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
• "And crawling on the planet's face some insects called the human race Lost in time and lost in space and meaning."
• Riff's constantly stoned demeanor provides a number of moments.

Riffraff: You're wet. Janet: ...Yes.... It's raining.

• Stealth Pun: "In just seven days, I can make you a man."
• Compare with Incredibly Lame Pun: "Great Scott!"
  • The Incredibly Lame Pun is further compounded by the Audience Participation for this line, making it a three-way pun.