- Complete Monster: Tiffany wants to turn Jorge into a mindless beast because she can. Need we say more?
- Evil Is Sexy: Tiffany Stevens.
- Hollywood Homely: In Chapter 4, Angela explains how she can't see how the Tall, Dark and Handsome Jorge would want to go out with a Moe Blob like her, however, in the first chapter, she is described as being "quite pretty, with long brown hair and bright brown eyes."
- Ho Yay: Jorge and Tony. Just to drive home how close they are, they sing the Ronettes classic "Be My Baby."
- Magnificent Bitch / Manipulative Bitch: Tiffany.
- Tear Jerker: The end of Chapter 13.
"Goodnight, Jorge." |
- The Woobie: Jorge