The Sorcerer's Apprentice/Funny

• Charm Person: Horvath uses this when trying to find David. Lampshaded by his own apprentice. "These are not the droids you are looking for".

Guard: I'll need to see your identification card. Horvath: You don't need to see my identification card. Guard: I don't need to see your identification card. Drake: These are not the Droids you're looking for. Horvath: Annoyed Glare

• The bathroom scene:

Drake: Have you cleared your mind? Dave: Yeah ... Drake: Have you got the ring on? Yeah? Right, try taking it off, it never helps me. Horvath: (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door.

• Minutes later, after Horvath is trapped in a mirror and Drake is incapacitated, a student walks in on them, and Horvath begins this fatally hysterical scene:

Horvath: Wake up that moron in stall number three, would you? Student complies, turns around to do so, but then faints. Horvath: For Heaven's sake.

• Will you step in to my cage?
• Go Team Magical Stuff.
• The plasma-bolt training.
• Dave around Becky.
• The Old Man shoes scene.
• This little gem while fighting a dragon.

Dave: Clear my mind?! Are you crazy?! Balthazar: *Thinks for a moment, then holds up two pinched fingers to say "a little"*

• When Dave is driving to the final battle and gets stuck in traffic behind an old woman... with a walker
• YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch This when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene
• This. Must. Not. Happen.