The Sword in the Stone/Funny

• The Lampshade Hanging Merlin gives about their predicament after escaping the pike, with a knight's helmet wedged tight on his head, as he's struggling to dry himself off.
• A drenched Archimedes shakes himself dry only to have his feathers pluff.
• Arthur wrote cursive F and G backwards.
• Archimedes laughing uncontrollably when Merlin's model plane crashes (because of his beard).
• Merlins wand tangling up in his beard, causing him to try to pull it out, resulting in a gigantic puff.
• Anything involving Merlin's beard.
• "Blow me to Bermuda!"
  • Surprisingly, this gag is in The Once and Future King (although Merlyn doesn't come back as a Hawaiian-Shirted Tourist).
• Merlin introducing Archimedes to Ector when they first meet.

Merlin: My name is Merlin. Er, this is er Archimedes, a highly educated owl. (Archimedes clears throat, stands tall and thrusts out chest) Ector: Educated owl?! Har-har! A-whoo! Say, that's a good one! (Archimedes flies off to perch on the antler of a deer with his back to the room)

• When the fat squirrel comes after Merlin.
  • And the fat squirrel's reaction when Merlin changes back into a human.
  • "I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!!!"
• The entire wizard's duel, but particularly the part where Merlin turns into a walrus in mid air and lands on Mim.
  • And the fact that, after doing so, is about to ask her if she's all right.
• When the wolf, exhausted after chasing Arthur and Merlin, drags himself to the top of the hill, then sees that they doubled back on him.
  • Heck, EVERYTHING about the wolf. He just can't get a break!
• Kay's reaction to Merlin's summoned blizzard. Inside a castle. In summer.
• This face. Wart makes it every time Merlin does something unbelievable and it makes this troper fall over every time.
• Archimedes nearly got crushed inside his house as it got shrunk by Merlin.

Archimedes: Why, why, you - bumbling blockhead!